Ali G (born Alistair Leslie Graham) is a satirical fictional character created and performed by English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. Originally appearing on Channel 4's Eleven O'Clock show, as the title character of Channel 4's Da Ali G Show in 2000 and on HBO in 2003–2004, he is also the title character of the film Ali G Indahouse. Cohen's character Ali G, along with Borat and Brüno, has been retired.
The character of Ali G is a stereotype of a white suburban male from Staines (now Staines-upon-Thames) who imitates rap culture as well as urban British and Jamaican culture, particularly through hip hop, reggae, drum and bass and jungle music. Ali G was part of a group called Berkshire Massif, and he ran and grew up in an area of Slough called Langley (both actual locations in the UK). He also lived part of his life in Staines. Baron Cohen has stated that BBC Radio 1 DJ Tim Westwood was an influence on the development of the Ali G character – Westwood hosts Radio 1's Rap Show and speaks in a faux Multicultural London English and Hip-Hop dialect. Ali G's middle class credentials mirror Westwood's: the latter was brought up in Lowestoft, Suffolk as a bishop's son.
Alī ibn Abī Ṭālib (Arabic: علي بن أﺑﻲ طالب, Transliteration: ʿAlī ibn Abī Ṭālib, [ʕaliː ibn ʔæbiː t̪ˤɑːlib]; 13thRajab, 24 BH–21stRamaḍān, 40 AH; approximately October 23, 598 or 600 or March 17, 599 – January 27, 661). The son of Abu Talib, Ali was also the cousin and son-in-law of Islamic prophet Muhammad, ruling over the Islamic Caliphate from 656 to 661, and was the first male convert to Islam.Sunnis consider Ali the fourth and final of the Rashidun (rightly guided Caliphs), while Shias regard Ali as the first Imam and consider him and his descendants the rightful successors to Muhammad, all of which are members of the Ahl al-Bayt, the household of Muhammad. This disagreement split the Ummah (Muslim community) into the Sunni and Shia branches.
Muslim sources, especially Shia ones, state that since Muhammad's time, Ali was the only person born in the Kaaba sanctuary in Mecca, the holiest place in Islam. His father was Abu Talib and his mother was Fatima bint Asad, but he was raised in the household of Muhammad, who himself was raised by Abu Talib, Muhammad's uncle, and Ali's father. When Muhammad reported receiving a divine revelation, Ali was the first male to accept his message, dedicating his life to the cause of Islam.
David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE (born 2 May 1975) is an English association footballer who plays for Los Angeles Galaxy. He has played for Manchester United, Preston North End, Real Madrid, Milan, and the England national team for which he holds the appearance record for an outfield player.
Beckham's career began when he signed a professional contract with Manchester United, making his first-team debut in 1992 aged 17. During his time there, United won the Premier League title six times, the FA Cup twice, and the UEFA Champions League in 1999. He left Manchester United to sign for Real Madrid in 2003, where he remained for four seasons, clinching the La Liga championship in his final season with the club. In January 2007, it was announced that Beckham would leave Real Madrid for the Major League Soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy, signing a five-year contract with them on 1 July 2007. While a Galaxy player, he spent two loan spells in Italy with Milan in 2009 and 2010. On 20 November 2011, he joined an elite group of players to have won three league titles in three different countries, when Los Angeles won their third MLS Cup.
Snape: God, I'm gorgeous!
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Am I Slytherin?::Snape: No dear, I can understand every word you're saying.
Plot
Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, instead of bringing the Prime Minister down, Ali is embraced by the nation as the voice of youth and 'realness', making the Prime Minister and his government more popular than ever.
Keywords: based-on-tv-series, bedroom, bikini-girl, black-humor, blackmail, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, british-politics, car, car-driving, caught-on-tape
Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood
Vote Ali G
Tax Da Panty
Me Iz Introducin A White Paper
Blair Beware
Guess Who's In Da House?
Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.
Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.
Ali G: And I put it to YOU... that you sucked off a 'orse.
Ali G: Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!
Ali G: A man more eviler than Skeletor.
Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!::Cabinet M.P.: That's three words!::Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?
Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha it spellz?::Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?::Ali G: Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another.
Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!::Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.::Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...
David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?::Ali G: Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole...::David Carlton: Really? When?::Ali G: Eight years and three months ago.::David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?::Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...::[starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain, and stops. Notices Carlton's fit secretary looking at him, so he points to his crotch]::Ali G: Everything down there's still working, though! Oh, yes...
David Carlton: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?
Bling? Bling!
Plot
Atraight-to-video release of clips from Da Ali G Show (original, UK series) plus unaired segments from the show, hosted by Ali G himself.
Keywords: bling-bling, character-name-in-title, drugs, hip-hop, interview, rapper
Ali G: I has rights, you have rights, even animals... has rights
[On Dangerous Drugs]::Ali G: Which drugs is class A?::Professor: Class A are mainly the heroin and cocaine types of drugs.::Ali G: Does class A guarantee that they is better quality?::Professor: [annoyed] No. Nothing to do with quality, you can have absolute crap.::Ali G: For real, which is the acid that actually make you fly?::Professor: No acid makes you fly but can make you think you fly.::Ali G: Cuz me mate Dave said said he took this type and he flew all around the room and his mum told him to get some ciggies from the shop, and he flew there down Egham street and flew back and he was back in five seconds or whatever but he'd forgotten the ciggies.::Professor: Well, there's the answer, isn't it? you think you can fly but your feet never leave the ground, and if you're not careful you may trip up and hurt yourself.
Gail Porter: Can I call you "Ali" or "Mr G"?::Ali G: [blushing] Wha'ever.
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too. A Yo A Yo you is fitter than Jo-Lo sexy,
She just a minga well destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just started and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
[Verse 1:]
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
[Chorus 1:]
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)
[Verse 2:]
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back
[Chorus 2:]
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)
[Verse 3:]
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
[Verse 1:]
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
[Chorus 1:]
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)
[Verse 2:]
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back
[Chorus 2:]
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)
[Verse 3:]
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
[Chorus x2]