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Tue October 06, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Nation)
 
  
 
 "I think there's this fantasy world of gunplay in the movies, but it doesn't really happen that way"
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 Move over, sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume; Sexy Pizza Rat is here to usurp your throne
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
  
 
 Oh, sure, your local organic artisanal non-gmo all natural microbrew seems good. But is it certified salmon-safe? No? MONSTER
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Mon October 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Sorry, people, but America Day has been cancelled. The eagle outside shoulda told you
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Oh, you're still drinking PBR? That's cool, I guess. I used to drink it back before it got so mainstream. I've found this new beer, though, called Natty Bo. It's really grabbed my attention. You probably haven't heard of it, though
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(Click Orlando)
 
  
 
 Oh, THIS will end well. Chuck E Cheese to add alcohol to birthday parties
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
  
 
 Man arrested for iPhone upskirts at Publix supermarket told cops he was only "taking pictures of cakes" for his wife
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(Vindy News)
 
  
 
 Guy calls police because he was "too high". They found him "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies." The man also told police he couldn't feel his hands
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Alaska Airlines loses luggage. Its CEO's luggage
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this science guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Westboro Baptist showed up at a high school to protest the election of a transgender as homecoming queen. Students countered protest with signs saying "Westboro Baptist Church Need Jesus" and chanting "Long Live The Queen"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
  
 
 "Good morning, this is your wake-up call. Oops, I mean wake-up car"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 The short, sad saga of the classiest airline ever, and one not even the Trump logo could save
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
  
 
 They thought they'd stolen a sheet of material. Turns out it was an oh sheet of material
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
  
 
 90 miles of I-95 closed due to flooding -- which can only be an improvement
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(International Business Times)
 
  
 
 Samsung wants to upstage Google with a new version of the worst tech gadget ever invented
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
  
 
 Acceptable: Giving your 14-year-old daughter a smack on the arm. Fark: Giving your 14-year-old daughter smack in the arm
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(CTV News)
 
  
 
 Man killed by arrow. Police deem death "suspicious." That's some fine police work, Lou
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(Snopes)
 
  
 
 Inventors of app which allows people to post unsolicited public criticism shut down all methods by which they might receive unsolicited public criticism
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(Salon)
 
  
 
 The Oregon mass shooting suspect had access to so many guns because his mother had stockpiled them out of fear that firearms would be outlawed in the wake of all the mass shootings
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
  
 
 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Sandy Hook Truther: I'm not a Sandy Hook Truther
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(81)
 
(Jezebel)
 
  
 
 My martini is too cold, and this beer has cigarette butts in it
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this slayer and her coffee
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(Quartz)
 
  
 
 The topics of your tweets show how much money you earn, which means the entire Twitterverse has a net worth of about $23.50
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
  
 
 Usual first date: Nice meal, movie, coffee after. Memorable first date: Having to call out Search and Rescue and national media coverage
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(Shanghaiist)
 
  
 
 Honestly tourists, stop squeezing the stone statue's boobies
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Librarian reads Machiavelli and decides to be bad for goodness' sake
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
  
 
 Step 1: appoint a city manager with total control. Step 2: Save money by switching to a new water source. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Poison the city's children
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(The Local)
 
  
 
 How do you know your company may have issues with employee relations? Well, for one, it's a bad sign when they try to lynch the Human Resources manager
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(Motor Authority)
 
  
 
 While President Obama whines about guns, Russia is preparing to build a trans-Asian superhighway that will let people drive from London to New York
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 'Butt dialing' putting a strain on US emergency systems, as well as pants, pockets, belts, screens, arteries, others' digestion
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(Kotaku)
 
  
 
 Japanese man live streams setting his room on fire, then helpfully demonstrates several incorrect ways to deal with it
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Onion truck catches fire near Frying Pan Road. Driver left shaken, tearful
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 The El Faro lost at sea, Coast Guard says. Gordon Lightfoot tunes his guitar, looks for rhyming dictionary
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Southern Poverty Law Center labels Kim Davis' legal firm a 'hate group,' unlike most legal firms which are simply 'hated groups'
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Colleges find an adorable new way to get dorm rooms to smell even worse than the traditional combination of feet, rancid food and spilled bongwater
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Attention East Coast Farkers: Do not be alarmed by that giant ball of fire you see in the sky today. It's called the sun, and it's supposed to be there. Enjoy it, but avoid looking directly at it. And wear sunscreen
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 After several interns literally worked themselves to death, Wall Street banks instituted labor "reforms." One lets you "protect" one weekend a month, another forbids working 24 hours straight, and another says you can only work 12 days in a row
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this post-apocalyptic warrior
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(Space.com)
 
  
 
 When completed, the SKA could detect signals as faint as those emitted by aircraft radars on Earth from every star within 61 parsecs. Less if it takes a shortcut through The Maw
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Bad dog needs new home, flatulent fatso furious for firing, and Justin Bieber hasn't thought through the "live like Jesus" endgame: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/27 - 10/3
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 One of the cool things about the retreating ice in Alaska is all the human remains being discovered on the coastline
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Philadelphia colleges on alert after 4chan post threatens violence Monday
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Girl, 12, had symptoms of Lyme disease, but blood tests were negative until five days after she met Pope Francis. "It's a miracle"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 Alaska is filled with rugged individualists who know how to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and don't need no golldarn help from the government. Except when it comes to the Spice problem
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 So why does it take so long for companies to realize they've been hacked?
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(Jalopnik)
 
  
 
 Fatal design flaw in F-35 ejection seat guarantees there will be no co-ed volleyball in upcoming Top Gun sequel
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 U.S. trade negotiators on the verge of completing their 11 nation Pacific Rim job
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
  
 
 The best part of waking up is smashing a full pot of coffee of your Mom's head
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(My Fox Boston)
 
  
 
 Bad news: your house catches fire. Good news: the fire department is testing hoses in your neighborhood
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(Jezebel)
 
  
 
 Sorority girls criticized for taking selfies at baseball game respond by using newly-found internet fame to support domestic violence charity. Your move, selfie-hating baseball fanatics
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Shark attacks teenager, teenager punches back
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Toronto Election Night Fark get-together: Monday, October 19 at St-James Gate Irish Alehouse
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Volkswagen emissions cheat has likely caused between '16 and 94 deaths over seven years' according to the "Department of Pulling Random Numbers out of Their Ass"
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