Yahoo! News/Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate (2012)

Actors

• Danny Jelinek (director)
• Greg Germann (actor)
• Leslie Jordan (actor)
• Larry King (actor)
• John C. McGinley (actor)
• Bryan Safi (actor)
• Horatio Sanz (actor)
• Mike Tyson (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Erin Gibson (actress)
• Allison Hord (producer)
• Alex Richanbach (producer)
• Anna Wenger (producer)
• Alex Fernie (writer)
• Will Beckstein (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Santorum! (2012)

Actors

• Andrew Grissom (miscellaneous crew)
• Sean Boyle (producer)
• Paul Rust (actor)
• Saba Zerehi (miscellaneous crew)
• John Ford (editor)
• Marisa Pinson (actress)
• Yoni Brenner (director)
• Yoni Brenner (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Santorum, Rick Filmography

• Caucus
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ABC News Republican Debate New Hampshire
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Derrick J's Victimless Crime Spree
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Janeane from Des Moines
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Our Sacred Honor
  2012, role: actor , character name: Host - Himself
• Republican Presidential Debate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Arizona Republican Presidential Debate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Florida Republican Presidential Debate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Southern Republican Presidential Debate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Republican National Security Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Western Republican Presidential Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Republican Presidential Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Republican Candidates Debate 2012
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• South Carolina Republican Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Lord, Save Us from Your Followers
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Electile Dysfunction: Inside the Business of American Campaigns
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hype: The Obama Effect
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ain't Easy Being Green
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Iraq for Sale: The War Profiteers
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Icons of Evolution
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Rick Santorum:

"This was tried once before in America, when the liberty and happiness rights of the slaveholder were put over the life and liberty rights of the slave. But unlike abortion today, in most states even the slaveholder did not have unlimited right to kill his slave,"

"We really have an obligation to keep our eye on the ball here, ... The ball is helping those, the needy, in our society."

"While there's no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm."

"Look, I am seeking my party's Whip position. Would I take that job then leave my party in the lurch by running for President?"

"There is no one person in the Bush administration who is indispensable — with the exception of the president,"

"doesn't need political hand-holders."

"What happened in America so that mothers and fathers who leave their children in the care of someone else ... find themselves more affirmed by society? ... Here, we can thank the influence of radical feminism, one of the core philosophies of the village elders."

"The fact that so many are troubled still with the unlimited right of abortion is a powerful statement as to where this country stands on abortion."

"Thirty-two years after the legalization of abortion by the Supreme Court decision Roe v. Wade, the majority of Americans consider themselves pro-life."

"I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts."

"If the most liberal man that's ever been in office can get elected when 20 percent of the population identifies as liberal then I think we can elect a conservative when 40 percent of the population identifies themselves as conservative."

"Defend the church. Defend the family. Defend the non-profit community. Defend them against a government that wants to weaken them."

"I love it when the left and when the president say, 'Don't try to impose your values on us, you folks who hold your Bibles in your hand and cling to your guns.' They have values too. Our values are based on religion, based on life. Their values are based on a religion of self."

"Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"

"Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships."

"The government has convinced parents that at some point it's no longer their responsibility. And in fact, they force them, in many respects, to turn their children over to the public education system and wrest control from them and block them out of participation of that. That has to change or education will not improve in this country."

"America's honor, your honor is at stake. Go out and preserve the greatest country in the history of the world."

"I have nothing, absolutely nothing against anyone who's homosexual. If that's their orientation, then I accept that. And I have no problem with someone who has other orientations."

"The Obama administration now has regulations that tells them that they can no longer promote marriage to these young girls. They can no longer promote marriage as a way of avoiding poverty and bad choices that they make in their life. They can no longer even teach abstinence education. They have to be neutral with respect to how people behave."

"If all you think we need to do to get this economy going and get this country on the right track is to cut government and reduce taxes, you don't understand America. America is a moral enterprise, not an economic enterprise."