Sir Lynton Crosby

@LyntonSpins

Former Strategy Consultant (spin doctor) to No.10. Tweets in a personal capacity, not as the mouthpiece of the regime. Para D. Straight outta Knightsbridge.

Joined November 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 hours ago

    Nigel, you've got grey hair now. Just when did you last answer a letter from a constituent?

    Answering letters from constituents.
    3 replies 13 retweets 39 likes
  2. 1 hour ago
    Replying to

    There's another strand to this; I mentioned this to Chappers, who verified it and then tweeted it

    2 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Yeah, this guy gets it! Let's shit the bed for attention. *chants* Shit the bed! Shit the bed! Shit the bed!

    Forget delays. Forget trying to get "a deal". Just walk away and put the pressure on THEM
    8 replies 21 retweets 57 likes
  4. 2 hours ago

    I heard a very similar story about Davis

    A friend of a former colleague published this on Facebook today. He is happy for it to be shared.
    1 reply 5 likes
  5. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Ted Cruz tried to make Masturbation illegal Then watched Twitter porn It's even more beautiful as a haiku.

    130 replies 7,526 retweets 22,108 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    Beer and circuses

    Farage getting a standing ovation from this lot last week garnered less attention than Paul Hollywood dressing as a sitcom Nazi last decade.
    1 like
  7. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    My friend's toddler choked to death on a grape. Please make sure you know what you do if your child chokes.

    Choking is a leading cause of death for children under 4. Please spare a minute to watch this- incredibly important.
    1 retweet
  8. 7 hours ago

    I am sorry for being too bone idle to check Hansard

  9. 7 hours ago
    Replying to

    . Parklife

  10. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Dear - can you explain why Gina Miller is doing your job for you?

    3 replies 51 retweets 130 likes
  11. 9 hours ago

    Meanwhile, the cooperation paper could wedge that wonky table?

    UK security cooperation paper is very welcome. But first, we need guarantees on , the & the financial settlement
    1 retweet 2 likes
  12. 9 hours ago

    Kate Hoey When the crowd say deselect her

    2 retweets 2 likes
  13. 11 hours ago

    Graham Stringer. Fuck off

    2 likes
  14. 11 hours ago

    Ronnie Campbell. Fuck off

    1 like
  15. 11 hours ago

    John Mann. Fuck off

    2 likes
  16. 11 hours ago

    Kelvin Hopkins. Fuck off

    2 likes
  17. 11 hours ago

    Kate Hoey. Fuck off

    1 reply 8 likes
  18. 11 hours ago

    Frank Field. Fuck off

    3 likes
  19. 12 hours ago

    *unexpectedly*

    UK inflation has jumped unexpectedly to 2.9 per cent
    2 replies 5 retweets 23 likes
  20. 12 hours ago

    You say that like it's bad thing

    I think we can be clear now on Lab Brexit policy; there is no policy. Lab will adopt literally any position it thinks may bring down the Gov
    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes

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