Goon (2011)

Actors: Ellen David (actress), Jay Baruchel (producer), Aron Tager (actor), Liev Schreiber (actor), Alison Pill (actress), Don Carmody (producer), Howard Jerome (actor), Don Carmody (actor), Nicholas Campbell (actor), Eugene Levy (actor), Jay Baruchel (actor), Seann William Scott (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Cynthia Amsden (miscellaneous crew), Jay Baruchel (writer),

Plot: Not content with his job as a bouncer at a local Beantown bar and a bit of an embarrassment to his accomplished family, Doug Glatt dreams of the kind of success enjoyed by minor league hockey goon Ross Rhea. When a chance encounter with an on-ice thug leads to a bloody fist fight that Doug easily wins, the coach of the Halifax Highlanders sees potential in this mammoth sized man who is only hampered by his lack of any hockey playing ability and his brother's old figure skates. Standing up to the taunts of the other players, Doug manages to join the team, and with the encouragement of his hockey obsessed best friend quickly becomes a rising star. Soon he'll have the opportunity to face off against Ross "The Boss" Rhea and perhaps finally land a girlfriend. Now - all he needs is to learn how to skate.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, based-on-true-story, bouncer, broken-tooth, brother-brother-relationship, canadian-stereotype, casual-sex, cleavage, cocaine-use
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Meet Doug, The Nicest Guy You'll Ever Fight.

Quotes:

Doug Glatt: I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. You know, if they need me to bleed, then I'll bleed for my team.

Eva: Nice one, Dougie! 69! Doug! 69! Yeah!

Ronnie Hortense: Yeah, you've done it before you pussy. And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it!

Doug Glatt: Where is LaFlamme?::Gord Ogilvey: Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot.

Rod McCaudry: [after a horrendous rendition of the national anthem] Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!

Rod McCaudry: That's the first win in a month! I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady! It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time!

Marco: Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man?

Eva: You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.::Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Evgeni: We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!::Doug Glatt: What's happening here?::Oleg: What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?::Evgeni: Let's see what's going on over there.::Oleg: Show us your dick.::Doug Glatt: I don't want you to see my dick.::Oleg: Why you being gay?::Marco: I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.::Oleg: It's not gay.::Evgeni: Not if you're brothers.::Marco: If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.::Doug Glatt: My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.::Marco: I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.::John Stevenson: I'll sign your dick Doug.

Oldfield: Hey Glatt, you little fuckin' dick weed. You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, I'll light your fuckin' ass up!::Doug Glatt: Hey! I'll light your ass... back up... on fire.

The Lookout (2007)

Actors: Dave Brown (miscellaneous crew), James Newton Howard (composer), Gary Barber (producer), Roger Birnbaum (producer), Alberta Watson (actress), Walter F. Parkes (producer), Alex Borstein (actress), Carla Gugino (actress), Jeff Daniels (actor), Bruce McGill (actor), Martin Roach (actor), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (actor), David Huband (actor), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: An admired high school hockey player with a bright future foolishly takes a drive in the night with his girlfriend and two other friends with his headlights off with devastating results. The former athlete is left with a brain injury that prevents him from remembering many things for extended periods of time. To compensate, he keeps notes in a small notebook to aid him in remembering what he is to do. He also lives with a blind friend who aids him. Obviously, with the mental incapacitation, he is unable to have meaningful work. Thus he works as a night cleaning man in a bank. It is there he comes under the scrutiny of a gang planning to rob the bank. The leader befriends him and gets him involved with a young woman who further reels him in. After they get close and after reeling him in with his own failures, the bank plan unfolds. Confused but wanting to escape his current existence, he initially goes along with the scheme. After realizing he is being used, he attempts to stop the robbery, which of course immediately goes awry.

Keywords: abuse, accident, adolescent, answering-machine, armored-car, asthma, asthma-attack, athlete, baby, bank
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Whoever has the money has the power

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Chris Pratt: I have the money. I have the power.

[first lines]::Chris Pratt: It only happens once a year, and then they die. It's like a mating ritual or something.::Kelly: Isn't that romantic?

Lewis: I smell money.

Marty: [as he lights up a cigarette] You cannot be serious. That is pathetic.::Gary Spargo: [using his asthma inhaler] That's Chris Pratt.::[hits Marty's seat]::Gary Spargo: Put that fucking thing out.

Lewis: Can I tell you something? You won't get upset?::Chris Pratt: What?::Lewis: I don't think you should go home anymore.

Lewis: You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting blown and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me?::Chris Pratt: Lemons. That's what it is.::Lewis: That's what what is?::Chris Pratt: That's her last name.::Lewis: Luvlee Lemons? That's her name?::Chris Pratt: Well, it's her stage name. She's a performer. Or she was.::Lewis: Ah, and by stage I'm assuming you mean the kind with a pole?::Chris Pratt: What do you mean?::Lewis: Let's move on.

Chris Pratt: This your farm?::Gary Spargo: Uh, you know what, my uncle Bone found it and kind of negotiated with the owner.

Gary Spargo: My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something you're gonna need to remember.

Lewis: Hello?::Chris Pratt: Are you OK?::Lewis: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?::Chris Pratt: Because the lights are on. They're up there, aren't they?::Lewis: Just get out of here.::[Gary hits Lewis and grabs the phone]::Gary Spargo: Come on up here Chris, and let's talk about how we can figure this out.

Gary Spargo: Where is it?::Bone: He says he doesn't remember.::Chris Pratt: Lewis, you ok?::Lewis: [sarcastically] oh, I'm terrific.::Gary Spargo: Don't do this Chris. Just tell me where it is.::Chris Pratt: I don't know where it is.::Bone: Bullshit.

Category 7: The End of the World (2005)

Actors: Robert M. Sertner (producer), Randy Sutter (producer), Robert Wagner (actor), Shannen Doherty (actress), Gina Gershon (actress), Frank von Zerneck (producer), Randy Quaid (actor), Tom Skerritt (actor), Swoosie Kurtz (actress), Cameron Daddo (actor), John Kapelos (actor), Kenneth Welsh (actor), James Brolin (actor), Dick Lowry (director), Tina Fiorda (costume designer),

Plot: It's tornadoes, hurricanes, electrical storms, and mass destruction as the effects of global warming brew into a super storm that threatens to rend the earth with an unprecedented power. Beautiful scientist Faith Clavell, storm chaser Tommy Tornado, and Judith Carr, the head of FEMA, can stop the inevitable from happening-if they have the courage to venture into the roiling blackness of the storm itself.

Keywords: african-american, airliner, airport, ambulance, anger, arc-de-triomphe-paris, army, asian-american, atmosphere, bar
Genres: Action, Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The Ultimate Superstorm is Back - And This Time It's Deadlier...

Quotes:

'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: When I was up in that twister, looking down at the Sears Tower, it struck me. I was a man facing his destiny strapped in an SUV. So, what did I do?::Ross: What?::'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: I popped that lock, and I stepped outside, and I actually flew.::Ross: You did not.::'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: I flew. I figured, "Hell, I'm already dead, why not enjoy the ride?" Ride that whirlwind! But that's when I saw it. My destiny. I was flying higher than incoming traffic into O'Hare, but I suddenly knew that I wasn't gonna crash. That tornado dropped me straight into Lake Michigan. Point your toes!

[seeing tornadoes rip through Paris, France]::Ross: It's worse than Chicago.

Judith Carr: Melody. Does the ideal of a secret mission appeal to you?::Melody: Do I have a Japanese kitty cat tattooed on my butt?::Judith Carr: I'll take that as a "yes" to both.

Melody: Boss, we got nothing in reserve. We get hit by a second weather disaster, we're gonna need a FEMA to look after FEMA.::Judith Carr: Boy, did I choose the wrong week to get promoted.

'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Whoo! Tell me that ain't better than working at a bar!::Faith Clavell: Right now, I'd rather be serving a bunch of drunks!

Judith Carr: Ross, Florida just called. Their storm track model just sent out an alert. They think our nothern storm is gonna bend south. They think it's gonna collide with Hurricane Eduardo. [pause] Ross? Ross, how bad is that?::Ross: Jude, if those two storms collide over D.C., and D.C.'s thermal column interacts with the Mesophere, we're not talking Category 6. This is going to be a Category 7.

'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Find some low ground! We got a big twister coming in here about two minutes!::Hippie: Let her rip, man!::'Tornado' Tommy Dixon: Let me know how that works out, slick!

Jim, Secretary of Homeland Security: Just my luck - I'm not dead.

Judith Carr: Jim, I've got really people really hurting out there. D.C.'s hypothetical.::Jim, Secretary of Homeland Security: D.C. is also a low-lying city on a tidal river with a hurricane coming. It is *the* priority!

[as the data sled is lost to the tornadoes]::Colonel Mike Davis: This is Cyclone One. We've lost the Data Sled.::Ross: No!::Billy Chamber: 15 kilobytes of data, and flat-line!::Colonel Mike Davis: But, Doctor, from what I saw, if this hits D.C., we're gonna need to find a new capital.

Falcon Beach (2005)

Actors: Robert Lower (editor), Cliff Sumter (miscellaneous crew), Lynda Boyd (actress), Eric Johnson (actor), Ted Whittall (actor), Michelle Nolden (actress), Bill Corcoran (director), Bernard Narvey (miscellaneous crew), John Brunton (producer), Blake Taylor (actor), Ari Wise (composer), Barbara Tyson (actress), Tamara Mauthe (miscellaneous crew), Stephen Eric McIntyre (actor), Kim Todd (producer),

Plot: Tourists arrive in the quiet Canadian lake resort Falcon Beach for the season, including nostalgic Ginny Bradshaw and her bitchy daughter Paige, who actually reports to the -fortunately unimpressed- police a 'break-in' by two charming local youngsters, cool water-jock Jason Tanner and his gentle mate Danny Ellis, who only came to borrow electricity for the traditional Start of Summer beach party, which she later gets broken up as 'noise', then followed up by mayor Tallis, who fears 'trouble like last year'. Danny bails out of the tower climbing rite of passage again, he rather skinny-dives. Paige is pissed-off having to stay 'in the wilderness' instead of cramming for an imminent internship at dad Trevor's New York firm, but he doesn't send the info package he promised because of some reorganization; even her big brother in college Lane, who visits later, doesn't know the details. When Jason sees his ex, model Tanya Shedden, finally home from Paris, wants to leave already after a row with her ma Darlene -who just warns not to waste that career and can't pay for college- he generously offers she can stay on the boat he's repairing and temporarily moves back with his own ma Peggy Tanner. Spoiled-rotten ingrate Tanya invites Paige's brother Lane, a fellow party-animal. Bored now her apprenticeship is on hold, Paige commandeers Jason to teach her wake-boarding, then even steals a kiss from the irresistible hunk; yet on land she maintains her haughty aloof act. Danny fears he'll get nowhere with summer-regular Erin because of hippie Scott, but is happily wrong. Tanya takes Lane to her XTC dealer Mook, who strips the boy's studly chest before accepting his $1,000 for 'personal party supplies' of the psychedelic kind. Mayor Tallis's naive son Georgie (14) bought some XTC from the duo -Tanya lied and bitched about it when Jason protested- and got so high he climbs the water-tower, but is afraid to come down; just before brave athletic Jason has reached him, the boy makes a terrible fall. Only their time-honored water fun can somewhat console Jason and Danny, who takes a skinny-dive in the lake.

Keywords: bare-butt, beachwear, coming-of-age, dancing, diving, drinking, fall, female-nudity, initiation-rite, male-bonding
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Jason Tanner: Will you just talk to me? Why won't you just...::Tanya Shedden: [sobbing hysterically] I can't talk to you! I can't talk to anyone! I just wanted to come home. I just wanted it to be the same!::Jason Tanner: The same? I didn't hear from you for 4 years and that's what you expect?::Tanya Shedden: I so sorry...

Danny Ellis: Give it to me one more time!