We’ve Moved—to the House of My Nightmares!
Sure, it was frustrating to be priced out of SoBoNoBe, but there’s tons of old-school charm to be found here in Foul Creek.
All Work
Penguin Honeymoon
“I feel like just flopping down on the bed and grooming your undercoat with my beak sooo thoroughly.”
Other New Tinder Fees
Are you a self-described “world-class cuddler” who enjoys “dinning out”? We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to apply this modest monthly fee.
A SkyMall Exit Interview
How would you characterize the company culture at SkyMall? Choose the product that best represents your experience.
Subway Emotional-Awareness Campaign
Riding the train with your partner? Remember, cutesy conversations and giggling can be nauseating to your fellow passengers.
The Poet-Realtors Group: Recent New York City Listings
Your rent has burgeoned / As your block’s improved. / The neighbors drive an Audi; / You might as well move.