Russell Dominic Peters (born September 29, 1970) is a Canadian comedian, actor and disc jockey. He began performing in Toronto in 1989 and has been nominated for four Gemini Awards.
Russell Peters was born in Brampton, Ontario, Canada to Eric and Maureen Peters. His family is of Anglo-Indian ancestry and is Catholic. His father was born in Bombay, Maharashtra, India, and worked as a federal meat inspector; he is regularly mentioned and featured in his comedy work. His mother was born in Calcutta, West Bengal, India. He has an older brother named Clayton who was born in Calcutta. Russell attended Chinguacousy Secondary School for grades 9–10, and North Peel Secondary School for grades 11–12 in Brampton.
Peters began performing in Toronto in 1989. Peters' popularity extends to several countries. He has since also performed in the United Kingdom, United States, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Afghanistan, Sweden, South Africa, India, the Caribbean, Philippines, Vietnam, mainland China, Canada, Hong Kong, Sri Lanka, France, Singapore, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Jordan, Norway, Lebanon, Oman, Pakistan, Malaysia, and Trinidad among other places.
John Sidney McCain III (born August 29, 1936) is the senior United States Senator from Arizona. He was the Republican presidential nominee in the 2008 United States election.
McCain followed his father and grandfather, both four-star admirals, into the United States Navy, graduating from the U.S. Naval Academy in 1958. He became a naval aviator, flying ground-attack aircraft from aircraft carriers. During the Vietnam War, he was almost killed in the 1967 USS Forrestal fire. In October 1967, while on a bombing mission over Hanoi, he was shot down, seriously injured, and captured by the North Vietnamese. He was a prisoner of war until 1973. McCain experienced episodes of torture, and refused an out-of-sequence early repatriation offer. His war wounds left him with lifelong physical limitations.
He retired from the Navy as a captain in 1981 and moved to Arizona, where he entered politics. Elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1982, he served two terms, and was then elected to the U.S. Senate in 1986, winning re-election easily four times, most recently in 2010. While generally adhering to conservative principles, McCain at times has had a media reputation as a "maverick" for his willingness to disagree with his party on certain issues. After being investigated and largely exonerated in a political influence scandal of the 1980s as a member of the Keating Five, he made campaign finance reform one of his signature concerns, which eventually led to the passage of the McCain-Feingold Act in 2002. He is also known for his work towards restoring diplomatic relations with Vietnam in the 1990s, and for his belief that the war in Iraq should be fought to a successful conclusion. McCain has chaired the Senate Commerce Committee, opposed spending that he considered to be pork barrel, and played a key role in alleviating a crisis over judicial nominations.
In 1876 two orphans crossed the Rockies with a frontier drifter and lived a lifetime of adventure.
In 1876 they crossed the Rockies. With hope and courage...they clung to their dream.
Zachariah Coop: A good Christian does not flinch with difficulty.::Holly Smith: He doesn't court them by drinking either.
Jason Smith: Are you really a trickster?::Zachariah Coop: Oh, I think most people are at a certain level. But remember this: you can't trick a man unless he's aiming to trick you.::Jason Smith: How come?::Zachariah Coop: Well, because people in general like the idea of getting something for nothing. And the trickster affords him that opportunity.
Zachariah Coop: I'm going to give up gambling until I get you there.::Holly Smith: I don't believe it.::Zachariah Coop: Well, I'd be willing to bet ya.
Jason Smith: How come you can speak Indian?::Zachariah Coop: Well, my mother was the daughter of a Cherokee chief.::Jason Smith: Really?::Zachariah Coop: Yeah.::Jason Smith: What was she like?::Zachariah Coop: I don't really remember because she died two years before I was born.
[first lines]::[to a deer with a large rack of antlers]::Zachariah Coop: The top of the morning to you! Eh? Well, thank you. That's a fine hat you're wearin' yourself.
Plot
Doc and Champ run a travelling store, a wagon of goods which they pull into an Indian reservation, "Scalpum Village". They succeed in selling goods to the various Indians but one lovesick Indian requires female companionship... and will pay big money for it. Not one to pass up a quick buck, Doc decides to disguise Champ as a female Indian. At first, the Indian is unimpressed but Doc sprays him with a love potion and the smitten Indian madly gives chase. Champ, however, wants no part of romance and flees the Indian. Eventually, they crash into Doc's wagon culminating in a woman's dress and "Goldilocks" wig landing on Doc. The Indian, looking over the two, decides Doc is now the "woman" worth chasing after and chases him into the distance.
Keywords: champ, doc
Plot
Doc and Champ run a travelling store, a wagon of goods which they pull into an Indian reservation, "Scalpum Village". They succeed in selling goods to the various Indians but one lovesick Indian requires female companionship... and will pay big money for it. Not one to pass up a quick buck, Doc decides to disguise Champ as a female Indian. At first, the Indian is unimpressed but Doc sprays him with a love potion and the smitten Indian madly gives chase. Champ, however, wants no part of romance and flees the Indian. Eventually, they crash into Doc's wagon culminating in a woman's dress and "Goldilocks" wig landing on Doc. The Indian, looking over the two, decides Doc is now the "woman" worth chasing after and chases him into the distance.
Keywords: champ, doc
[first lines]::Class: Two and two is four. Four and four is eight. Eight and eight is sixteen. Sixteen and sixteen is thirty two. Thirty two and thirty two are sixty four.
[last lines]::Ralph Phillips: I shall return.
We all see black and white
When it comes to someone else's fight
No one ever gets involved
Apathy can never solve
Forced out-Brave and Mighty
Stolen land-They can't fight it
Hold on-To pride and tradition
Even though they know how much their lives are really missin'
We're dissin' them...
On reservations
A hopeless situation
Respect is something that you earn
Our Indian brothers' getting burned
Original American
Turned into second class citizen
Forced out-Brave and Mighty
Stolen land-They can't fight it
Hold on-To pride and tradition
Even though they know how much their lives are really missin'
We're dissin' them...
On reservations
A hopeless situation
Cry for the Indians
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Cry, Cry, Cry for the Indians
Love the land and fellow man
Peace is what we strive to have
some folks have none of this
Hatred and Prejudice
Forced out-Brave and Mighty
Stolen land-They can't fight it
Hold on-To pride and tradition
Even though they know how much their lives are really missin'
We're dissin' them...
On reservations
A hopeless situation
Cry for the Indians
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Cry, Cry, Cry for the Indians
WARDANCE!!!
TERRITORY, It's just the body of the nation
The people that inhabit it make its configuration
PREJUDICE, Something we all can do without
Cause a flag of many colors is what this land's all about!!!!
We all see black and white
When it comes to someone else's fight
No one ever gets involved
Apathy can never solve
Forced out-Brave and Mighty
Stolen land-They can't fight it
Hold on-To pride and tradition
Even though they know how much their lives are really missin'
We're dissin' them...
On reservations
A hopeless situation
Cry for the Indians
Die for the Indians
Cry for the Indians
Ride a horse that's cleaving through
the air and space of dreams
travelling through time
All alone I pray
where am I ? Who am I ?
And that old man trust in me
His words are running now
because we have lost all guides
you're extended now to a world of light
you're not the one
you think you are
since you were born
you're only love
On a mount I'm standing now
and it's coming over me
that I'm not here,
I am on another plane
humping around, hit myself
I returned inside of me
tears sliding down my face
[I die again]
And the horse is leaving me
running out of space
running out of reach
you're not the one
you think you are
since you were born
Can you hear the noise
Climbing down the hills
Seems to be the voices
Of your gods
Listen to the song
They're singing along
Seems there is no way
To escape
You're running
Nothing will help it
Seems like there's nowhere to go
I'm getting mad
Only get crazy
That little voice makes Ohoooo
I'm getting mad
Only get crazy
That little voice
In your head
Makes Ohoooo
Can you hear the men
coming after you
Seems to be the day of punishment
You're the chosen one
Thought it wasn't bad
Now it seems a game
It's just to late
I wanna tell you the story
Of old Indian people
That one day turned so crazy