Yahoo! News/Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate (2012)

Actors

• Danny Jelinek (director)
• Greg Germann (actor)
• Leslie Jordan (actor)
• Larry King (actor)
• John C. McGinley (actor)
• Bryan Safi (actor)
• Horatio Sanz (actor)
• Mike Tyson (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Erin Gibson (actress)
• Allison Hord (producer)
• Alex Richanbach (producer)
• Anna Wenger (producer)
• Alex Fernie (writer)
• Will Beckstein (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Rick Perry on Debates (2011)

Actors

• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• Allison Hord (producer)
• Anna Wenger (producer)
• Lauren Palmigiano (director)
• Michelle Diane Fox (miscellaneous crew)
• Kyle Reiter (editor)
• Chris Unico (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthew Hemesath (costume designer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Rick Perry Weak (Strong Parody) (2011)

Actors

• Alex Richanbach (producer)
• Lauren Palmigiano (writer)
• Lauren Palmigiano (director)
• Pat Bishop (editor)
• Joel Spence (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Perry, Rick Filmography

• Passions of War Chapter 1: Honor
  2005, role: actor
• Cell Block Sex: Locked Down
  2004, role: actor
• Le gland bleu
  2004, role: actor
• Navy Kings 2: Portholes
  2004, role: actor
• Navy Kings: A Sailor in Mykonos
  2004, role: actor
• Behind the Bars 1: Innocent
  2004, role: actor
• Unleash the Beast Part 3: Leather Kings
  2004, role: actor
• Mâles à bar
  2003, role: actor
• Camping Sauvage
  2003, role: actor
• Chiseled
  2003, role: actor
• Island Daze
  2003, role: actor
• Lovers of Arabia
  2003, role: actor
• Arabian Knights
  2003, role: actor
• Rammed
  2003, role: actor
• Santorini Heatwave
  2003, role: actor
• Temptation of the Gypsies 2: Ranch Hand Raunch
  2003, role: actor
• The Cell, Part 1: Confinement
  2003, role: actor
• Out of Control
  2002, role: actor
• Lumber Jocks
  2002, role: actor
• Secrets of a Wrestler Vol. 2: Slam
  2002, role: actor
• Bleus-Bites
  2002, role: actor , character name: Driver

Perry, Rick Filmography

• ABC News Republican Debate New Hampshire
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Deep in the Heart
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hating Breitbart
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Janeane from Des Moines
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Koch Brothers Exposed
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Governor - Texas
• Republican Presidential Debate
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Republican Candidates Debate 2012
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Republican National Security Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Republican Presidential Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• The Western Republican Presidential Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• South Carolina Republican Debate
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Candidate
• Along Came Kinky... Texas Jewboy for Governor
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Man of the House
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bush's Brain
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself

Perry, Rick Filmography

• Bloom
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew

Famous quotes by Rick Perry:

"represents only a temporary victory for those special interests that want to keep their tax loopholes open, maintain the status quo in education."

"tremendous disappointment of millions of taxpayers and teachers and parents over this Legislature's failure to act on property tax relief and education reform."

"using the constitutional authority of the executive branch."

"I want Texans to be assured even though this Legislature did not act, I will,"

"Because of people like Tom and Christine, America is a place of second chances."

"I know they're frustrated. I know they're tired. So are taxpayers,"

"Dark economic clouds are dissipating into an emerging blue sky of opportunity."

"When our work is done, parents won't measure our success by how much money we spend, but whether more children learn."

"The most important thing for us is to save lives."

"It is a testament to the enduring virtue of our democratic experiment that more than 225 years since the birth of our republic we still decide our destiny as a nation without tanks in the street, or without fear or intimidation, but instead in the sanctity of a voting."

"To make sure that votes are never canceled out by illegal votes, we instituted a photo ID requirement. And don't you think it's fair to apply at least the same standard required to get a library card or to board an airpane?"

"Our shared conservative values, our belief in the individual is the great hope of our nation."

"I think Barack Obama is a socialist. I think he cares for his country - don't get me wrong about that - but I think he truly misunderstands what this country was based upon, the values that America was based upon, which was free enterprise and having the ability to risk your capital and having a chance to have a return on your investment."

"Our work is before us. It cannot be passed to future legislatures and must not be passed to future generations. May we boldly seize the moment with singular unity. And may we build a Texas of unlimited possibility."

"We can't have deficit spending in Texas. You have to balance your budget every two years."

"As Americans, we realize that there is no taxpayer money that wasn't first earned through the sweat and toil of one of our citizens."

"I stand before you today as a disciplined conservative Texan, a committed Republican and a proud American, united with you to restoring our nation and revive the American dream."

"Let's stand up. Let's speak with pride about our morals and our values and redouble our effort to elect more conservative Republicans."

"The fact is there is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption."