Oxford i/ˈɒksfəd/ is a city in central southern England, the home of the University of Oxford. The city is the county town of Oxfordshire, and forms a district within the county. It has a population of just under 165,000, of whom 153,900 live within the district boundary. It lies about 50 miles (80 km) north-west of London. The rivers Cherwell and Thames (also sometimes known as the Isis locally) run through Oxford and meet south of the city centre.
Oxford has a diverse economic base. Its industries include motor manufacturing, education, publishing and a large number of information technology and science-based businesses.
Buildings in Oxford demonstrate an example of every English architectural period since the arrival of the Saxons, including the iconic, mid-18th century Radcliffe Camera. Oxford is known as the "city of dreaming spires", a term coined by poet Matthew Arnold in reference to the harmonious architecture of Oxford's university buildings. The University of Oxford is the oldest university in the English-speaking world.
Laurel and Hardy were one of the most popular and critically acclaimed comedy double acts of the early Classical Hollywood era of American cinema. Composed of thin Englishman Stan Laurel (1890–1965) and fat American Oliver Hardy (1892–1957), they became well known during the late 1920s to the mid-1940s for their slapstick comedy, with Laurel playing the clumsy and childlike friend of the pompous Hardy. They made over 100 films together, initially two-reelers (short films) before expanding into feature length films in the 1930s. Their films include Sons of the Desert (1933), the Academy Award winning short film The Music Box (1932), Babes in Toyland (1934), and Way Out West (1937). Hardy's catchphrase "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" is still widely recognized.
Prior to the double act both were established actors with Laurel appearing in over 50 films and Hardy in over 250 films. Although the two comedians first worked together on the film The Lucky Dog (1921), this was a chance pairing and it was not until 1926, when both separately signed contracts with the Hal Roach film studio, that they began appearing in movie shorts together. Laurel and Hardy officially became a team the following year in the silent short film Putting Pants on Philip (1927). The pair remained with the Roach studio until 1940, then appeared in eight "B" comedies for 20th Century Fox and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer from 1941 to 1945. After finishing their movie commitments at the end of 1944, they concentrated on stage shows, embarking on a music hall tour of England, Ireland, and Scotland. In 1950 they made their last film, a French/Italian co-production called Atoll K, before retiring from the screen. In total they appeared together in 107 films. They starred in 40 short sound films, 32 short silent films and 23 full-length feature films, and made 12 guest or cameo appearances, including the recently discovered Galaxy of Stars promotional film (1936).
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Sean McCarthy wakes up from a haunting dream to discover a mysterious pair of doctors in his apartment. They tell him that an aerosol device planted by terrorists infected him with a deadly virus while he was taking the New York City subway system to see a play starring his girlfriend, Megan. They do not believe that Sean will live very much longer. As they treat him nonetheless, Sean loses consciousness and drifts between reality and the dream-like memories of his last encounter with Megan, their conversations mixing with the words he overhears from the doctors. When a security guard accidentally informs Sean that the disease is spreading in the general populace, he decides to break out and make sure Megan is unharmed. But the virus may have weakened him too much to be able to make his escape.
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Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world's most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing.
Keywords: anal-sex, ass-to-mouth, bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation
Proceed At Yer Own Risk
[after seeing the monsterious Kraken emerge from the ocean towards his ship]::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Oh no, this is getting fucking ridiculous!
Marco: Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?::Wu Chow: [enters] I can hear you!::Marco: What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!::Wu Chow: Not until you agree to marry my sister.::Ai Chow: Yes, agree to marry me.::Marco: Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!::Wu Chow: [exits] You don't have to shout!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Her weakness is chow mein?::Wu Chow: Yes captain.::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Jules! We're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!::Jules Steel: Edward, he's joking.::Wu Chow: Ya! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese captain!
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Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.
Keywords: bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation, erection, fellatio
Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales.
Wu Chow: It not my fault, I need more potassium!
Capt. Edward Reynolds: Fuck that shit, run!
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In 1700 a British naval officer, Lt. Brian Hawke, goes undercover to infiltrate Madagascar-based pirates who have been attacking ships on the route to India. There is an instant attraction between Hawke and pirate Captain Prudence "Spitfire" Stevens, an independent woman who is any man's equal. Jealousies arise when Hawke, aboard Captain Roc Brasiliano's ship, rescues the pretty Princess Patma, daughter of the Moghul Emperor. Having obtained the information he set out for - the gun placements for the pirates' hideaway - he spikes the guns and signals the British fleet. The Princess is Brasiliano's prisoner however and there is one final confrontation before Hawke can save her and make his escape.
Keywords: 1700s, 18th-century, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, battle, beating, beauty-mark, bitch-slap, blood-on-back, british-navy
He Ravished The Pirate Port Of Madagascar To Steal The Love Of Its Corsair Queen!
Thundering Guns and Clahing Steel bring you the greatest adventure of them all!
Captain Moisson: I deeply regret the necessity for this flogging.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, sir. I don't think the flogger needed to have carried it out with such gusto.::Captain Moisson: You requested the customary lashing.::Brian Hawke: I know, sir. Of course, you could have done me the favor of denying it. I swear he took a particular pleasure in having an officer under his cat.::Captain Moisson: Should you fail, you'll look back on flogger Flower's lashing as a pleasant afternoon's pastime.
Brian Hawke: If only I had as much of the game as you give me the name.
Lord Portland: Brave men are not forgotten.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, but sometimes they don't live long enough to be remembered.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [to Hawke] I don't like the cut of your sail.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: Belike you'll tell the truth now. [He throws razor on his left] You best speak the truth or the carrion will feed on your guts before the sun sets.::Swaine: [Frightened] I took no bounty. [Roc throws a knife on his right side]::Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Holding a third blade] Now place the truth on your tongue, or I will place this knife between the other two.
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: I kiss when I feel like it, Hawke, and see that you remember that!
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: You'rea regular rooster, aren't you?::Brian Hawke: And why not, Madam? You seem to be a high-spirited chick yourself.
Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Threatening] I'm giving you fair warning, Hawke!::Brian Hawke: [Unconcerned] That's very generous of you, Captain. I'll give it the fair attention it deserves.
Crop-ear Collins: [to Hawke about his new, beautiful wife] Now that I got her, what does I do with her?
Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: My father taught me howt o defend myself against rough men, but he told me he could only warn me about gentlemen.
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In revolution-torn China, American mercenary O'Hara is entrusted with a perilous mission, to get arms for the helpless authorities in a province ravaged by warlord General Yang. On the train to Shanghai, he meets Judy Perrie, whose father is in league with Yang. Will Judy regret agreeing to lure O'Hara to his doom, and if so, can she make it up to him? The balance of power seesaws to a perilous conclusion.
Keywords: china, mercenary, warlord
O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.
O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.
Judy Perrie: Maybe some day there'll be a law to abolish the blues. Something big, like an amendment to the Constitution. For all of us.
O'Hara: You ask me why I'm for oppressed people? Because I've got a background of oppression myself, and O'Haras and elephants never forget.
Judy Perrie: If I believed like that in anything... I'd do a dance.
O'Hara: [to Judy] Let me tell you, dreamboat. Don't think I fell for you. A tree with a flower on: I'd've fallen for that, the way I was feeling. A fish on a dish would-a got me.
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Priam Farrel is a celebrated artist but a social recluse. When his valet dies of a sudden illness, a mix-up leads to the body being identified as Farrel's. The timid artist then assumes the identity of his former servant, but finds himself faced with constant dilemmas as a result.
Keywords: abbey, based-on-play, london-england, mistaken-identity, westminster-abbey-london
HE'S NOT HIMSELF! ...Even his bride thinks he's two other fellows...!
She was the better half of his double life.
I was a child,
life in your arms you hold me
the fire in your eyes stopped the bleeding
the love in your heart kept me breathing
I feel I'm dying again.
I've got nothing but hatred for my lover and friend
the lion in your eyes watches me screaming
the cold in your heart keeps my blood freezing
Thirteen days, before you left me here staring
thirteen days, before you tried to stop caring
Stare into the dark
the emptiness of hell comes to enfold me
take a long look at your sweet creation
did you get a thrill to watch my heart breaking
Thirteen days, before you left me here standing alone
thirteen days, before you left me to die on a phone
I cannot pretend, can't find an end
oh, how I miss you
I was your lover and you were my friend
I pray to God I never see you again
Thirteen days, before you left me here waiting to hold
you
Thirteen days, before you forgot what I told you
Thirteen days, that you gave to me only to take from me
Thirteen days, before you left me here breaking