Tequila (Spanish pronunciation: [teˈkila]) is a distilled beverage made from the blue agave plant, primarily in the area surrounding the city of Tequila, 65 kilometres (40 mi) northwest of Guadalajara, and in the highlands (Los Altos) of the western Mexican state of Jalisco.
The red volcanic soil in the surrounding region is particularly well suited to the growing of the blue agave, and more than 300 million of the plants are harvested there each year. Agave tequila grows differently depending on the region. Blue agaves grown in the highlands region are larger in size and sweeter in aroma and taste. Agaves harvested in the lowlands, on the other hand, have a more herbaceous fragrance and flavor.
Mexican laws state that tequila can be produced only in the state of Jalisco and limited regions in the states of Guanajuato, Michoacán, Nayarit, and Tamaulipas. Mexico has claimed the exclusive international right to the word "tequila", threatening legal actions against manufacturers of distilled blue agave spirits in other countries.
Anders Nilsen (born 1973) is a popular artist and graphic novelist who grew up in Minneapolis and lives in Chicago, IL.
He works on an ongoing comic series, Big Questions (Drawn and Quarterly), which has been nominated several times for the Ignatz Award. In addition, his comics have appeared in the anthologies Kramers Ergot and Mome. His graphic novel Dogs and Water won an Ignatz Award in 2005. An excerpt from Dogs and Water was featured in the inaugural 2006 edition of the Best American Comics anthology, and the book was expanded and reissued in hardcover in 2007. Other, more recent works include a graphic memoir, Don't Go Where I Can't Follow and a comic The End.
He is a member of The Holy Consumption, a Chicago-based group of comic artists, who collectively blog and post images of their current projects. The Holy Consumption also includes Jeffrey Brown, John Hankiewicz, and Paul Hornschemeier. Nilsen also hosts his own blog called the monologuist.
Nilsen played guitar on two tracks on the debut album of the New York City noise-jazz trio Talibam!
Plot
A group of criminals gather together for aggression therapy in the forest and things soon deteriorate to arguments, fist fights, thievery, and stabbings. To make things even worse, a vicious space monster is running around slicing up the stray criminals with razor sharp claws.
Keywords: female-nudity, monster
Plot
Henry is a commitment-phobic meets Orange, a liberal woman with modern views towards love. Both are nursing a broken heart in Tokyo and have a one-night stand. Back in Singapore, Orange's ex-boyfriend initiates reconciliation but Orange picks Henry over her ex. Soon after however, Orange's successful career strains her relationship with Henry and he initiates a break-up. Five years later, Christopher has a chance to make up with Orange but his ex-girlfriend turns up with their 5-year-old daughter. This time, Orange walks out on Henry. Can Henry bring himself to marry his ex-girlfriend knowing that he still loves Orange or will he forsake responsibility to be with Orange?
Keywords: courtship, japan, love, lovers, motherly-love, shopping, star, stars
Plot
This movie is about how life used to be in Mexico. It is a love story between Pedro and Tita, and why they coudn't get married because Tita's mother wanted her oldest daughter to get married first, and have Tita to stay and take care of her. It shows how marriage was imposed on those times, and how a love between two people can change everything. This picture set a new epoch in Mexican movies all over the world.
Keywords: 1890s, 1910s, 1930s, 19th-century, 20th-century, accordion, actual-animal-killed, adultery, alchemy, aunt-nephew-relationship
A feast for the senses!
Nacha: You will be so beautiful that the first boy who sees you will want to marry you.::Mamá Elena: Nacha! Don't say that. As my youngest daughter, Tita will care for me until the day I die. She won't marry.
Pedro: I'm a man of few, but firm, words.
Tita: [to Mama Elena] Roberto's death is your fault!
Doctor John Brown: I see you didn't touch your dinner. Sue Ellen is a horrible cook, but my son and I put up with her food. Of course, *you* don't have to.
Doctor John Brown: My aunt is as deaf as a post.::Tita: Then how can she carry on conversations?::Doctor John Brown: She reads lips, but when she is eating, she is too preoccupied to notice anything else. Watch. [shouts] Tia Mary, I'm marrying Tita because the poor girl is crazy. [Tia Mary continues eating.]
Gertrudis: If you were still in love with Pedro, you wouldn't be marrying John.
Gertrudis: Sergeant, can you cook cream fritters?::Sargento Treviño: To be honest ... no. But if you want, I will try.::Gertrudis: You have never let me down before. I hope this will not be the first time.::Sargento Treviño: Yes, my general.
Rosaura: I don't know where Gertrudis got her sense of rhythm. Mother didn't like to dance, and Dad was a bad dancer.
Plot
One of the funniest Spaghetti Comedy westerns that came out of Spain, starring American actor Michael Forest [Star Trek] and Malisa Longo. The banker is the villain, Sacramento and his cohorts foil the bankers planned robbery keep the loot for themselves, blow up the entire town and.. watch the interplay with Sacramento and his horse!
Keywords: bank, barber-shop, bartender, brawl, burning-building, cemetery, drinking-contest, dynamite, explosion, farm
Plot
Mann is a gunman informed by a childhood friend that his father was murdered years earlier by his mother and her lover. To make matters worse, Mann's sister, who is in love with his friend, is held under the thumb of his murderous mom. The two gunmen ride off to have a reckoning with her.
Keywords: gunfight, gunfighter, spaghetti-western, violence
One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor
Cowboy bouncer? s 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumblin?, mumblin? like a fool
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule
Wake up in the mornin?, hurtin? head, skinned knees
Ain't no doubt about what? s puttin? a whoopin? on me
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble
You think by now a drinkin? man would learn
You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
I said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Me escondo en una esquina
Donde no me puedan ver
Después de 4 vinos y unos tristes canapé
La suerte está de mi lado
Se me acerca una mujer
Me dice: Yo soy Amparo y te quiero conocer.
Y yo que soy un caballero
2 besos le pego con mucha fe
Me bebo mi ron entero
Y con el tequila me echo a perder.
Lo cierto es que poco hablamos
Solo le dije: Acompáñame
Salimos y caminamos
Y nos plantamos en el hotel
(ESTRIBILLO)
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Y vale ya de sobresaltos
Con quien me acuesto no me levanto
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Lo malo de los alcoholes
Es que no te dejan ver
Debajo de los disfraces lo que puede aparecer
Me pasa por cariñosos
Soy donante de placer
Y sé que amar tiene riesgaos que uno tiene que correr
Y mira que no espabilo
Que con el tiempo voy a peor
Lo pienso y aveces digo
Quédate en casa que estás mejor
El caso que de mañana
Muy educada Amparo se va
Me dice: No pasa nada no te levantes
Y un beso más
(ESTRIBILLO)
(ESTRIBILLO)
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Y vale ya de sobresaltos
Con quien me acuesto no me levanto
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Lo tengo que dejar el tequila...
Me pase la noche
bebiendo tequila
todo porque voz
ya no me querias
Me puse bien loco
porque no benias
pude controlar
mis quito suisida
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito
comenso la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para seguir
la estralla del camino
siempre me abandona
y se pierde en el rio
Me pase la noche
esperando el dia
esperando el dia
bebiendo tequila
Me puse bien loco
encendi un binito
que se fue quemando
solito solito
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito
comenso la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para suvir
la cuesta de la vida
y que nunca acave
la tequila
Donde estas
te llamo y no me respondes
ho mi amor donde estas
donde estas donde estas
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito y
comense la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para suvir
la cuesta de la vida
y que nunca acave
la tequila
(Tequila!)
(El quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
(Hello my name is Margarita, you wanna party?
Hello you wanna party? My name is Margarita)
(Tequila!)
(el quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
Claro mala cuea dijo el conejo
Así que viejo atentamente escucha mi consejo,
Perdí casa, mina, quemé la cocina
Y mi desgracia ele ahí no termina
Por una apuesta q gane, que wea (que wea)
Pero perdí porque ahora ya no tengo na'(tengo na')
Consistía en tomarse tres cortos al seco
Me emborraché y terminé en bronca con un sueco
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Mi vida consistía en dar alegría
Con la mejor intención visité a mi tía
Caí en la piscina, dopé a la vecina
Después ma' encima choqué en la esquina
Rápidamente llegó la mona (la mona!)
Ahora preso sin poder hacer na (hacer na)
Me eché pa' atra, y pensé, la cagué (uuups!)
Y pa peor la q choque era el juez
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
(Tequila)
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
(Otra más por favor)
A long time
He sat there
Realize now
You're holding on too fast
Slow it down, slow it down
Hold it down
Look around
See what you found yeah
See the sun shining
A long time
It's been that way
Realize now
Times change but still it stays
Telling lies, telling lies
Alibis
You still deny
You have survived
The peaceful mind
The smoking gun
Out of dark
I'm on the run
I am the one
The chosen one
I see the sun
I see the sun
Rock the beat
Rock the beat
[Hook: 2x]
This is for my killas
That shoot tequilla
? while they ride out to the club
To get their freak on(rock the beat)
To get their creep on(rock the beat)
To get their drink on(rock the beat)
To get their smoke on(rock the beat)
[Verse 1: Kurupt]
Blaze up
Blaze up
All the homies bang
Round up all the little locs, high as the sky
Smash and mash your body, just another day
Real high until your pistols reach the sky
Quarter pound of bomb, quarter pound of bud
'cause where i'm from thangs ain't never gonna change
So fuck where you from
Semi-automatic shotgun blast a herb, when i trip then unload the clip
Not giving a fuck is the motto
Bitches gobble and swallow, we bust hallows(nigga)
And i'm first to launch off the hallow heads nigga
Hit the liquor store for sure
Right after i unload the forty-four (four, four)
[Hook: 2x]
[Verse 2: t-moe]
Whether mathematical, actual dollar figures
Make a nigga feel bigger
Cap pealer for the soldiers
Make a nigga feel older
And another gift from a sweet lick, to a cheap trick
That's all a nigga get, 'cause it get rich
Overnight flight to the top, first class
Miss lady got a nice ass (ew shit)
Fast as you want to be
Lady just follow me
I'm a southwest g
Team with kurupt
Straight giving a fuck
I will make a tick know what's up, blowin up
Finish up when i bust a nut
I'm in your girl's guts screaming, keepin her feining
Had to put her on my team and fuck dreaming
Mack-a-jack with the checkered flag
Acting all bad, make me mad
So be the first to blast
Miss niva (niva, niva)
[Hook: 2x]
[Verse 3: ???]
We, organized the killings, don't be playin the plots
Come around here and you will get shot
Me and my motherfucking homeboys run the block
Pop, pop one of they homies drop
I told y'all niggas never to come around here
Cause y'all motherfuckers don't pump no fear
Ain't nobody hard whether it's day or dark
Like the fourth of july when the candles spark
Always knew what i wanted to see
That's having big paper have many g's
Ain't nothing but killers hanging with me
Blast any nigga who step to me
[Verse 4: ???]
We will take your shit
Whoop your ass
Fuck your bitch
Never thought it would happen but it did, you trick
Y'all niggas can't fuck with this
Who wanna who wanna another shot
Put your hands together put your hands together
Put them up put them up put them up
Everywhere we go people wanna know
So we tell them
We are the people
Who came to turn the party all the way up
So crab somebody let the music take over your body
Your sexy body says you don't need nobody
Come on girl what are drinking on
Hey bartender pour me another shot
Everybody take a shot of tequila a shot of tequila
One shot one shot two shots three shots
Take a shot of tequila I know you wanna keep it
Drink drink drink tequila
Till the minute you see aaaa
Aaaaa
Aaaa
It's gonna be your night in the life just keep drinking down
Don't worry about the price cause baby I got you
Whatever you want I do it good
Hey bartender pour another shot
Everybody take a shot of tequila a shot of tequila
One shot one shot two shots three shots
Take a shot of tequila I know you wanna keep it
Drink drink drink tequila
Till the minute you see aaaa
Aaaaa
Aaaa
Pop it up got that tequila in the cup
I am drinking but I am not drunk nough
Hey dj take that music louder
I am stumbling
One shot of tequila
Two shots of tequila
Three shots of tequila
Four five six shots of tequila
Girl you make me wanna say
I drink tequila,
And watch the game in the bar.
Don't care who loses,
I don't know who the teams are.
We had our time,
But the bells finally tolled.
And my Ohio winter,
Was finally too cold.
Clark Chang / cchchang@princeton.edu
Thanks to mikep@ICSL.UCLA.EDU and k.caulfield@chemistry.unimelb.edu.au
the day after
the night before
remember nothing
as I face the floor
a pounding headache
a smell of death
I guess it must be my own breath
remember girls
and plenty of booze
and my tequila desire
striptease
the metal police
then I remember nothing more
because I was
passed out on tequila - blackout
rise and shine, a stupid puke
oh, shit I'm freezing and oh god
I'm nude
I, ve been arrested that's for shure
else I wouldn't face
this goddamn floor
remember girls
and plenty of booze
and my tequila desire
striptease
the metal police
then I remember nothing more
because I was
[ VERSE 1 ]
I was at the bar with my drinking team
And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam
We were kinda blizzed and we were tryin to behave, yo
When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel
We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
In came the police, Captain Tom Collins
And the vato said, 'Freeze!' (Freeze!)
He said, 'Hands in the air and hand over your keys'
Now we did, and that was kinda simple
Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple
I asked my friend 'bout Margarita
He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her
So I talked to Margarita, cause, yo, she was flyer
I took her to the couch, cause I wanted to srew-drive her
Now I'm not one for a speech
But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex on the Beach
Y'all
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
Come on
[ crowd ]
TEQUILA!
[ VERSE 2 ]
Here we go again and I'm not fussin
See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with White Russians
At the bar with the drink in my hand
In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man
I talked to the Wise Man, cause yo, he's distinguished
His name is St. Ides and he spoke in Olde English
He said, 'You better think fast
Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast'
He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo
'Catch the Nighttrain and head up to 'Cisco'
I didn't wanna stick around
I caught the 1(:)51 to New York, the Greyhound
Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin
Showbiz was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island
I blacked out, the party came to a halt
Cause I was drinkin the Tequila with the lemon and salt
Y'all
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
[ crowd ]
TEQUILA!
[ VERSE 3 ]
I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie
The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me
You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin so great
And Mike said, 'There's a Bacardi party startin at 8'
Yo, we walked in the party and started playin our games
We played tops, ??? and quarters with Bartles & Jaymes
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill
Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill
They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think
Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental
There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental
A groupie is a girl that jocks
She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks
We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the Honeymoon
Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon
Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise
A girlie and a bottle - Tequila Sunrise
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
Yeah
Alright
Come on
[ crowd ]
Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo,
So hard to say no though it gives one the fever,
Pretends to be friendly,
Then it's all over, over,
It's all over, over,
Pretends to be fine,
Then the curse of Tequila,
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of,
Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They'll break your heart in the desert heat,
Tell you you're thirsty,
They'll tell you you're sober, sober,
It's all over, over,
They'll tell you you're fine,
Then the curse of Tequila...
If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it it's time,
And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time Tequila,
(Tequila!)
(El quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
(Hello my name is Margarita, you wanna party?
Hello you wanna party? My name is Margarita)
(Tequila!)
(el quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
Claro mala cuea dijo el conejo
Así que viejo atentamente escucha mi consejo,
Perdí casa, mina, queme la cocina
Y mi desgracia ele ahí no termina
Por una apuesta q gane, que wea (que wea)
Pero perdí porque ahora ya no tengo na'(tengo na')
Con su tía, el tomas, me tomé tres cortos al seco
Me emborraché y terminé en bronca con un sueco
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Mi vida consistía en dar alegría
Con la mejor intención visité a mi tía
Caí en la piscina, vote a la vecina
Después ma' encima choqué en la esquina
Rápidamente llegó la mona (la mona!)
Ahora preso sin poder hacer na (hacer na)
Me eché pa' atra, y pensé, la cagué (uuups!)
Y pa peor la q choque era el juez
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
The day after the night before
Remember nothing as I face the floor
A pounding headache a smell of death
I guess it must be my own breath
Remember girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire
Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was
Passed out on
Tequila - blackout
Rise and shine stupe and puke
Shit I'm freezing oh god I'm nude
I've been arrested that's for sure
Else I wouldn't face
This god damn floor
Remeber girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire
Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was
I was at the bar with my drinkin' team
And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam
We were kinda blitzed and we were tryin' to behave, yo
When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel
We were fallin', stumblin', crawlin'
In came the police, Captain Tom Collins
And the vato said, "Freeze"
(Freeze)
He said, "Hands in the air and hand over your keys"
Now we did and that was kinda simple
Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple
I asked my friend 'bout Margarita
He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her
So I talked to Margarita 'cause, yo, she was flier
I took her to the couch 'cause I wanted to screw-drive her
Now I'm not one for a speech
But there was plenty of tequila and sex on the beach
Y'all, tequila
T-t-t-tequila, yeah
Alright, come on
Tequila
Here we go again and I'm not fussin'
See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with white Russians
At the bar with the drink in my hand
In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man
I talked to the wise man 'cause, yo, he's distinguished
His name is St. Ides and he spoke in olde English
He said, "You better think fast
'Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast"
He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo
Catch the night train and head up to Cisco
I didn't wanna stick around
I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Greyhound
Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin
Showbiz was sippin' ice teas on Long Island
I blacked out, the party came to a halt
Cause I was drinkin' the Tequila with the lemon and salt
Y'all, tequila
T-t-t-tequila, yeah
Alright
Tequila
I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie
The Tequila gold label had bombed me
You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin' so great
And Mike said, "There's a Bacardi party startin' at 8"
Yo, we walked in the party and started playin' our games
We played tops, [unverified] and quarters with Bartles & Jaymes
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill
Because the Mickey brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill
They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think
'Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental
There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental
A groupie is a girl that jocks
She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks
We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the honeymoon
Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon
Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise
A girlie and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise
Tequila, yeah
Alright, come on