BelzerVizion (2007)

Actors

• Mariska Hargitay (actress)
• Richard Belzer (actor)
• Ice-T (actor)
• Richard Lewis (actor)
• Christopher Meloni (actor)
• Richard Belzer (producer)
• Richard Belzer (writer)
• Joe Delia (composer)
• Ryan Schaetzle (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthew D. Panepinto (director)
• Matthew D. Panepinto (producer)
• Matthew D. Panepinto (writer)
• Eric Gardner (producer)
• Deirdre Lorenz (actress)
• Coco Austin (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Man on the Moon (1999)

Actors

• Sydney Lassick (actor)
• Johnny Legend (actor)
• Danny DeVito (actor)
• David Koechner (actor)
• Gene LeBell (actor)
• Jerry Lawler (actor)
• Emmy Collins (actor)
• Richard Belzer (actor)
• Judd Hirsch (actor)
• Jim Carrey (actor)
• Brent Briscoe (actor)
• Jeff Conaway (actor)
• Paul Giamatti (actor)
• Christopher Lloyd (actor)
• David Letterman (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my poster."
Hello, my name is Andy and this is my DVD." [DVD release]
Hello, my name is Andy and this is my video." [video release]
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my Bus" [Bus Poster]
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my Banner" [Web Banner Ads]
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie."
"Hello, my name is Andy and people are talking about me!"
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my soundtrack." (sound track)
"Hello, my name is Andy and this is my website." (official site)

Quotes:

Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me.::Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you.::Andy Kaufman: Oh yeah, I forgot.

George Shapiro: You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.

Andy Kaufman: Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.

Andy Kaufman: I am from Caspiar, an Island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk.

Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?

[At a meeting with the NBC executives]::George Shapiro: Andy Kauffman is Tony Clifton. And Tony Clifton is Andy Kauffman. They'll deny it up and down, but believe me, it's true!

Lynne Margulies: So, you just pretend to be an asshole.::Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.

George Shapiro: Your material doesn't exactly transfer to film.

Andy Kaufman: I am sick of this shit, Lawler. I am gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, I swear to God. Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a motherfucking, fucking asshole! Okay?

Famous quotes by Richard Belzer:

"That's bull----: Ask them! They're not .. they don't read twenty newspapers a day. They're under the threat of death every minute. They're not the best people to ask about the war because they're going to die any second."

"There's a division in most major police departments called, 'Special Victims Unit,' which is what sex crimes are euphemistically called. They're considered the most heinous crimes, when not only do you violate somebody, but you violate them sexually. So it's an elite squad that takes care of that."

"I get asked for his autograph all the time, ... Night Shift."