Close the window, calm the light. And it will be all right. No need to bother now. Although I’m not so sure about your timepiece. Actually, I am bothered now, this isn’t all right at all, open the window!
YOU’RE ALL ALONE. BECAUSE HE SAW THE HUGE BLACK CAT BEHIND YOU ABOUT TO BE CLEAVED IN TWO BY THE PENDULUM. AND HE NOTICED THAT YOU’RE WEARING NAUGHT BUT A SLIGHTLY ANTHROPOMORPHIC CLOCK FACE. AND HE GOT SCARED. AND HE SLAMMED THE DOOR TO YOUR APARTMENT AND HE RAN AWAY. AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY CLIPS ON YOUTUBE.
Everybody now, ja? To the tune of “Waterloo”:
All alone!
You’re paranoid, and you’re all alone!
All alone!
They’re coming to get you, you’re all alone
Pa-dam, pa-dam, pa-dam
All alone!
The clock is ticking, it’s too late!
All alone!
You’re about to be panther bait
Wa-wa wa-wa
All alone!
You’re about to be panther bait
Wa-wa wa-wa
All alone!
You’re a goner, it’s not too great…
February 25th, 2014 at 9:16 am
If you think that fob watch is big, wait until you see how large is the waistcoat pocket in which she keeps it!
February 25th, 2014 at 9:40 am
RT @GoodShowSir: New Book Cover: You’re All Alone http://t.co/tEjTaKUEAc
February 25th, 2014 at 10:55 am
Close the window, calm the light. And it will be all right. No need to bother now. Although I’m not so sure about your timepiece. Actually, I am bothered now, this isn’t all right at all, open the window!
February 25th, 2014 at 11:34 am
Whats Flavor Flav doing with that white girl?
February 25th, 2014 at 11:41 am
YOU’RE LATE FOR WORK
February 25th, 2014 at 11:47 am
Shoulders are so hard to draw.
February 25th, 2014 at 11:58 am
YOU’RE ALL ALONE. BECAUSE HE SAW THE HUGE BLACK CAT BEHIND YOU ABOUT TO BE CLEAVED IN TWO BY THE PENDULUM. AND HE NOTICED THAT YOU’RE WEARING NAUGHT BUT A SLIGHTLY ANTHROPOMORPHIC CLOCK FACE. AND HE GOT SCARED. AND HE SLAMMED THE DOOR TO YOUR APARTMENT AND HE RAN AWAY. AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY CLIPS ON YOUTUBE.
February 25th, 2014 at 2:20 pm
‘You’re all alone’ was the last (incorrect) thought she had before the jaguar popped her skull like a grape with its powerful jaws.
February 25th, 2014 at 4:09 pm
When the big hand is on the buff dude and the little hand is on the accountant, it’s time to feed the kitty.
February 25th, 2014 at 11:01 pm
Well, I’ve heard about sharp elbows… But sharp enough to slice through metal?
February 26th, 2014 at 4:08 am
The cat has human eyes and the girl has cat eyes. That’s either deep or stupid.
February 26th, 2014 at 8:24 am
B. Chiclitz: It’s kinda both. And that’s the thing about so many SF covers…
February 26th, 2014 at 7:22 pm
@A.R.Yngve . . .and why I am addicted to this site, despite the toll it takes on my “normal” life.
😉
February 26th, 2014 at 8:11 pm
What’s ABBA doing on that clock face?
February 27th, 2014 at 1:53 pm
Everybody now, ja? To the tune of “Waterloo”:
All alone!
You’re paranoid, and you’re all alone!
All alone!
They’re coming to get you, you’re all alone
Pa-dam, pa-dam, pa-dam
All alone!
The clock is ticking, it’s too late!
All alone!
You’re about to be panther bait
Wa-wa wa-wa
All alone!
You’re about to be panther bait
Wa-wa wa-wa
All alone!
You’re a goner, it’s not too great…
March 9th, 2014 at 9:52 pm
This is a still from the version of Chaplin’s ‘Modern Times’ made for export to the Planet of the Cat-People.
March 12th, 2014 at 12:21 am
YOU’RE ALL TERRIBLY AWKWARD.
September 13th, 2015 at 10:24 am
You’re all a lone Fritz Leiber.
September 13th, 2015 at 10:52 am
YOU’RE ALL ALONE, CHARLIE BROWN