IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW BEFORE MATING, THE FEMALE GIRAFFE WILL URINATE IN THE MALE’S MOUTH?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

DON’T AVOID DOING THINGS BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF HOW YOU WILL LOOK IN FRONT OF OTHERS. THEY WON’T REMEMBER IN A YEAR ANYWAY.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE JOCKEY WHO DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED (AND STILL WON). more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

A COMPLETE FUCKING GUIDE TO TRAVELING ON A BUDGET. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

HOW TO LIVE A LONG-ASS TIME. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

BETTER THAN A DUMBASS SELFIE STICK. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

WILL YOU PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON? more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WEBSITES TO TEACH YOU BITCHIN’ SKILLS. more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

DYSTOPIAN AS FUCK. more>>