September 18, 2015
BOLO
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:20 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Captive snake in U.S. has rare 'virgin birth'
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:18 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CANADA
Chicken crosses road, does not make it to other side
This has been The News From Canada.
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:15 AM
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ON THE UPSIDE, THEY'RE GETTING FEWER COLDS
More Children Getting Drunk on Hand Sanitizer
(Thanks to ~veee)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:13 AM
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AW
Dog stands guard for week on Vashon Island, until trapped friend rescued
(Thanks to B'game)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:11 AM
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WHY MOST COMPANIES INSIST THAT TERMINATED EMPLOYEES TURN IN THEIR CHAINSAWS
Dissolved German SWAT unit wrecks office with chainsaw
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:10 AM
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AVAST, ME HEARTIES
Posted by Dave on September 18, 2015 at 08:04 AM
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September 17, 2015
THAT'S ONE MORE JOB STOLEN FROM HUMANS
A robot said ‘f**k you’ to BBC Breakfast’s Charlie Stayt and Louise Minchin live on air
(Thanks to Will Dooley)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 03:44 PM
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WE QUESTION THE SAUCE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 03:42 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cops arrest woman at home filled with 3,500 knives, swords
(Thanks to Steve K. and Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 03:40 PM
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THEY MUST KNOW SOMETHING
This man's bank keeps telling him he's dead
(Thanks to Madeleine)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 10:59 AM
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DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS (NO, NOT THAT DEBATE)
Brawl breaks out in Japanese Parliament during debate over pacifism
(Thanks to Madeleine)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 10:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BON JOVI
Multitasking Fish Pee Out of Their Intestines
(Thanks to A. Wheeler, who says "I couldn't stomach reading long enough to find out how/where they handled reproductive activities.")
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:32 AM
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CANADIAN SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS
Carpet bowling a dying sport in the Eastern Townships
Kyle Secours, 7, wins Hudson ragweed contest with 140 kg haul
These have been your Canadian Sports Highlights.
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:24 AM
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WE'VE CERAINLY DONE OUR PART
(Thanks to maryann)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:22 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Woman, 27, Arrested For Pooper Scooper Attack On Her Live-In Boyfriend
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:19 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Woman Arrested For Drunk Driving Against Traffic Outside Holland Tunnel "Didn't Want To Go To NJ"
(Thanks to Madeleine)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:17 AM
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HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Expert says meteor could wipe out Earth next week despite Nasa's claim we're safe
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:14 AM
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CANADIAN CLERGYPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Canadian Clergyperson of the Week So Far.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on September 17, 2015 at 08:11 AM
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September 16, 2015
SPORTSMANSHIP
Indians Mistakenly Set Off Fireworks for Home Run Hit by Royals' Alex Rios
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
Posted by Dave on September 16, 2015 at 05:23 PM
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