Hi Visitor! I'm Ralf Rinkle, the Library's beloved Head Librarian, respected Legal Scholar in Residence & admired Chief Counsel.
Although I strongly advise against it, if you're one of those annoying, impatient types who thinks you're smart enough to skip my world famous Tour's vitally important, erudite, intelligent elucidations without destroying everything you hold dear,you can get right to business by clicking on one of the Library locations over there on your left... or on my right... unless one of us is looking in a mirror or our eyes somehow got put in upside... Anyhow, that aside, I also urge you not to check out some of these hot topics:
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