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The following is a translation from our resident Bogan Whisperer, who took time out of training his miniature unicorn to transcribe the text that was forwarded to us. His only request for payment, for services rendered, was a request that we all wash our hands after using the toilet, except for number 1s, because urine is sterile and tastes really good (Bear Grylls, 2002). ANYWAY!

Translation:

You fine people at TISTBS post things of this nature, so I’d like to give these to you. Neil Erikson is up to something really suspicious. Violence and illegal stuff is not what I signed up for. You’re probably asking yourself why you should trust me, given that I am a friend of Neil’s and definitely not a leftwinger… Believe it or not, not all of us want violence or an escalation of what has already transpired. I took a screenshot of his profile, along with the text messaging between us, as hope that you’ll see this as proof of authenticity as best as I can provide. If you’re wondering what is stopping Neil from having his friends take care of me, when he finds out it was me, because if he did, it would then be admitting that these screenshots were between him and I and, thus, real.
Besides, I live in another state. Fuck the fucker.
Anyway, I no longer have him as a friend on Facebook and will have deactivated my account, in a short while, and will use a fake so I can keep an eye on what they’re doing because I suspect that they may be serious about it.
I might not agree with what you do but, still, you publish a lot of stuff and you guys seem smart, witty and insanely attractive. At least, one of you is.
Signed,
Bazza.

BELOW IS THE ORIGINAL:

oi so i know u guys usually post stuff that gets given to you so i wanna send this one to yous ok. so u know neil, we spoke but i reckon hes up to something shifty nd i didnt sign up for all this illegal shit, so i took these screens. now i know what your gonna think .. why should u trust someone who isnt a leftie ye.. well believe it or not some of us arent into all this violence shit yea. anyway i took these with his profile to show it is him. u probably wondering if its ok to release these coz he will know who i am, yea probably he will but he wouldnt be able to set all of his mates onto me coz otherwise he would have to admit these screenshots are real and admit he knows who screen shottd them, besides im in another state so yeah. anyway, i dont have him as a friend on fb and ive deactivated my account so he dusnt go telling his close mates who i am, but im using this fake now so watch wat they do coz i reckon hes fuckin serious about this shit. anyway i may not agree with wat yous do but still, u seem to publish a lot of stuff that is true so

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