The Three Stooges (2012)

Actors

• Jennifer Hudson (actress)
• Sofía Vergara (actress)
• Will Sasso (actor)
• Lin Shaye (actress)
• Sean Hayes (actor)
• Peter Farrelly (producer)
• Antonio Sabato Jr. (actor)
• Ric Reitz (actor)
• Jane Lynch (actress)
• Brian Doyle-Murray (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (actor)
• Stephen Collins (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• John Debney (composer)
• Peter Farrelly (writer)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Just Say Moe.
Before there was Jackass, there was Dumbass.
It's rated PG, so you can bring your parents!

Quotes:

Moe: Hey, onion-head, go on back to the shed and grab the chainsaw.::Curly: Why doesn't Larry go?::Moe: 'Cause he's got a headache.::Larry: No, I don't.::[Moe bonks Larry on the head with a hammer]::Moe: How about now?::Larry: [holding his head] Yeah, it's coming on.

Moe: Mind your P's and Q's.::Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's.::Moe: Certainly.::[Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

Larry: Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?::Monsignor Ratliffe: A lot of of this.::[rubs fingers together, indicating money]::Larry: Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?::Monsignor Ratliffe: Not boogers; dollars, you moron!

Teddy: So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you.::Curly: Oh! Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!

Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.::Snooki: Really?::Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.::[Snooki opens the box and Moe pokes her in the eye]::Snooki: Ow!

Lydia: Those three idiots are here!::Mac: [looking around] The Kardashian girls? Where are they?

Head Nurse: Can't you read? Visiting hours are over.::Curly: Even for family?::Head Nurse: You're related?::Curly: Yeah.::Head Nurse: How?::Curly: His mother and my mother were both mothers.

Moe: What is that gadget?::Teddy: This is an iPhone.::Curly: An eye phone?::[Curly takes the phone and holds it up to his eye]::Curly: Hello? Hello?::[Curly hands the phone back]::Curly: There's nobody there.

Larry: [the orphanage's bell falls off the roof and hits a nun on the head below] Uh-oh. Is that Sister Mary-Mengele?::Curly: I don't know, but the face rings a bell.

Curly: Shame on you, Moe, you let your pride ruin everything for us and them kids.::Moe: How dare you accuse me of having pride?

Hamm, Jon Filmography

• The Minions
  2015, role: actor , character name: Herb Overkill
• Million Dollar Arm
  2014, role: actor , character name: J.B. Bernstein
• Glickman
  2013, role: actor
• Saturday Night Live: Halloween
  2013, role: actor , character name: James Mason
• Saturday Night Live: Halloween
  2013, role: actor , character name: Bob Peterson
• 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series and Nominated: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
• Clear History
  2013, role: actor , character name: Will Haney
• The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV Series - Drama
• The Congress
  2013, role: actor , character name: Dylan Truliner
• First Look: Ultimate Teaser Trailer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series & Co-Presenter: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
• Emmys Red Carpet Live
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• National Football League Honors
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Television Series - Drama
• The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Friends with Kids
  2011, role: producer
• Bridesmaids
  2011, role: actor , character name: Ted
• Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Friends with Kids
  2011, role: actor , character name: Ben
• Official 2011 World Series Film
  2011, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sucker Punch
  2011, role: actor , character name: High Roller
• Sucker Punch
  2011, role: actor , character name: Doctor
• That Is All
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2011 Independent Spirit Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 Critics' Choice Television Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Television Series - Drama
• The A-Team
  2010, role: actor , character name: Other Lynch
• Shrek Forever After
  2010, role: actor , character name: Brogan
• Howl
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jake Ehrlich
• L'effet Mad men
  2010, role: actor
• The Town
  2010, role: actor , character name: FBI S.A. Adam Frawley
• Tina Fey: The Mark Twain Prize
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series & Co-Presenter: Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series
• Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular
  2010, role: actor , character name: Brogan
• The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Television Series - Drama
• 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• A Single Man
  2009, role: actor , character name: Hank Ackerley
• Protect Insurance Companies PSA
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stolen Lives
  2009, role: actor , character name: Tom Adkins Sr.
• The 2009 Independent Spirit Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series & Presenter: Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
• 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Ensemble in a Drama Series & Nominee: Best Male Actor in a Drama Series
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Oustanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Famous quotes by Jon Hamm:

"It's kind of a different society now in terms of recruiting police officers. It's not unique to us. People don't want to be in law enforcement."

"Where you may have had six, seven officers in one office out patrolling any one night, it's dropped down to two or three. Anyone, I think, will admit this. If you drive up and down the freeway, you see people doing 85 to 90 mph. It's not unusual because they know they can get away with it."

"I think anyone out there would say I rarely see CHP out there patrolling and it's because they don't have enough units out there and people to patrol."

"These incidents have left the officers numb."

"Losing both parents at a young age gave me a sense that you can't really control life - so you'd better live it while it's here. I stopped believing in a storybook existence a long time ago. All you can do is push in a direction and see what comes of it."

"I've gotten away with a lot in my life. The older you get the more you realize you're not getting away with it, it's taking its toll somewhere. So you try not to put yourself in those situations. Part of the mysterious process called growing up. Some people do that better than others."

"I'm not a cheater. I've never cheated in my life."

"I realize how talented our hair and wardrobe people are every time I have to get dressed on my own."

"I remember opening my dad's closet and there were, like, 40 suits, every color of the rainbow, plaid and winter and summer. He had two jewelry boxes full of watches and lighters and cuff links. And just... he was that guy. He was probably unfulfilled in his life in many ways."

"Acting is sort of an extension of childhood. You get to play all of these roles and have so much fun. Playing an athlete would be so cool. Or where you get to shoot guns, ride horses. I wouldn't turn down any of that."

"It's definitely nerve-racking to be the center of attention. I'm not the kind of an actor that just craves attention 24-7 - but it's part of the deal. You're the leader on the set."

"I'm able to leave Don Draper at work. I'm quite dissimilar from him in real life."

"I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable."

"I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women."

"For a kid who's lost his mom and all the rage and grief that no one was able to talk out of me, football was a very therapeutic sport. Very."

"It couldn't be a simpler answer. Marriage doesn't really mean anything to me. I feel like in many ways marriage is more for the families of the couple than for the people involved, so I don't gravitate to it."

"I don't necessarily want kids. A lot of our friends are having children and I don't know if it's for me. I haven't come down hardcore on either side of the argument. I think when people come from a stable family having children becomes a celebration and I'm not sure it would be that way for me."

"I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25."

"I don't need to be married, but I feel married."

"I've always been a fan of advertising, I've always been a fan of television, I've loved commercials, I've loved all the jingles, I loved all the stuff."