Kabul ( /ˈkɑːbəl/, /ˈkɑːbuːl/; Pashto: کابل Kābəl, IPA: [kɑˈbəl]; Persian: کابل Kābol, IPA: [kɒːˈbol]), also spelled Cabool, Caubul or Cabul, mostly in historical contexts, is the capital and largest city of Afghanistan. Kabul is the 5th fastest growing city in the world [2] and the world's 64th largest city [3]. It is also the capital of Kabul Province, located in the eastern section of Afghanistan. According to latest estimates, the population of the Kabul metropolitan area is over 4 million.
The city serves as the nation's cultural and learning centre, situated 1,791 metres (5,876 ft) above sea level in a narrow valley, wedged between the Hindu Kush mountains along the Kabul River. It is linked with Kandahar, Herat and Mazar-e Sharif via the circular Highway 1 that stretches across Afghanistan. It is also the start of the main road to Jalalabad and further to Peshawar, Pakistan. The Kabul International Airport is located about 16 kilometres (9.9 mi) from the center of the city, next to the Wazir Akbar Khan neighborhood. Bagram Airfield is about 40 kilometres (25 mi) northeast of Kabul.
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Vespasian, Guardian of the Book of Death and the gates of the underworld, turns Hell upside down when he decides that a young suicide didn't deserve to enter, and crosses the plains of Limbo to guide her safely to Heaven while being persued by Satan's top two vigilante demons.
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General Rancor is threatening to destroy the world with a missile he is hiding at his secret base. But to complete his goal, he needs a special computer chip, invented by the scientist Prof. Ukrinsky. Special Agent Dick Steele is assigned to the case, in order to prevent the worst. He teams up with Ukrinsky's daughter Veronique, who happens to be a KGB agent.
Keywords: 1990s, amazing-grace-hymn, axe, bikini-girl, bond-girl, cameo, catfight, chained-to-wall, child-abuse, comic-hero
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[Two thugs are dragging McCluckey up some stairs, hitting his head on every step]::Thug: That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2.::McCluckey: I wasn't even in My Girl 2!::Both Thugs: We don't care!
Coleman: Good God! He must be stopped!::General Rancor: Dick Steele couldn't stop me fifteen years ago, and all the Dicks you got won't stop me now!::Coleman: Well, apparently he hasn't, uh, seen the size of some of our newer members!
Bus Driver: [driving the bus] Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.
[about to infiltrate Kikiree Island]::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there.::Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Operator, get me Washington.::Operator: George?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: D.C.
Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieus::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have.
Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar.::The Director: Well, what is it?::Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.
Kabul: Do you have lighter?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I only use matches.::Kabul: Does your mother know you smoke?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Yes. But I don't inhale.::Kabul: Kabul::[Steele gives him puzzled look]::Kabul: I'm Kabul
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: [to Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it landed
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K; over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.
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Based on a "Letter to the Director" published at spanish daily "El Pais" on March, 8th, 1979 and signed by Stanley Burda. Based on Esopus'fable "The lion in love" and on Stanley Burda's letter about a Sikh who falls in love with a woman who doen't like his beard.