September 7, 2015
[www.TheCollegeFix.com: Comedian Colin Quinn NAILS it on PC culture] (Viewer #415,575)
[www.TheCollegeFix.com: Comedian Colin Quinn NAILS it on PC culture] (Viewer #415,575)
A poll asking if Hillary Clinton is “honest and trustworthy” got a 64% “no” response.
So… the other 36% were timeshare salesmen and carnival barkers?
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
Draw lines to bounce the ball into the box. What’s so hard about that?…
You can find some tips at Metafilter
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Trending in the oil industry: using small drones with HD & thermal cameras to inspect offshore oil rigs.
The way Obama keeps shutting down drilling, they’ll end up washing your windows at an offramp pretty soon.
[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
The first 30 seconds, you’ll be like “yeah? so?”.
In this case, you need to sit through it to set the mood. I don’t recommend skipping ahead.
[Destroying of 2000 bullets] (Viewer #662,223)
Congressional Democrats have opened their own investigation into the Planned Parenthood videos — but into the group that took the footage.
Typical Dems. Still blaming a video for people getting killed.
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
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[Removing and saving 50,000 bees from inside my walls] (Viewer #1,275,569)
A new poll shows that 56% of Americans believe President Obama’s new energy plan will increase the cost of electricity.
Apparently the other 44% understand electricity about as well as the Amish.
[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
[UCLA’s Augmented Reality Sandbox] (Viewer #26,372)
The arrest of a drug smuggler in scuba gear led to the discovery of a tunnel from Mexico that’s partially underwater and ends in a canal.
I’m surprised Obama didn’t declare it a federally-protected wetland.
Did Neil Armstrong really say, ‘That’s one small step for a man’?
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Well, probably more like PG, but still a pretty good parody.
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The newly-released Islamic Climate Declaration says that the world’s 1.6 billion Muslims have a religious duty to fight climate change.
Huh… so what’s the carbon footprint on a bomb belt?
CayleyGraph [High Praise!] takes “microaggressions” to the next level:
I think the next frontier in offense will be the study of nanoaggressions: nonverbal communication that a person could use to express contempt for an oppressed group, but that are too subtle to qualify as a microaggression.
Currently Identified Nanoaggressions
1. Yawning
2. Coughing
3. Making eye contact
4. Breaking eye contact
5. Faking eye contact
6. Slaking eye contact
7. Exhaling
There have also been exciting breakthroughs in the realm of femtoaggressions: Quantum uncertainty comes into play at that scale, so it is impossible to simultaneously know the race and sexuality of a femtoaggression.
The idea of an attoaggression is, of course, just an offensive attempt by bigots to trivialize the concept of prefixaggressions with satire. I dare say even mentioning it counts as a milliaggression.
[Where do the Days of the Week Get Their Names] (Viewer #13,466)
Coming to market next month: a remote-controlled quadcopter that’s smaller than a quarter.
Yet still big enough to hold all of Hillary Clinton’s credibility.