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Photoshop for 40 quid: Affinity Photo pushes pixels further than most
You tried to hide your extramarital affair … by putting it on the web?
Oracle laying off its Java evangelists? Er, no comment, says Oracle
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Oracle's bright new Sonoma SPARCs hint at own-tech cloud
Cognitive computing: What can and can’t we do, and should lipreading be banned?
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: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely
Drifting phases and noise in phase-change memory
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Photoshop for 40 quid: Affinity Photo pushes pixels further than most
Oracle laying off its Java evangelists? Er, no comment, says Oracle
Want your kids to learn coding? Train the darn teachers first
Fruity Firefox: Mozilla caves to Apple, unveils iOS-friendly browser
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NBN vaults Australia into global top-10 … DDoS attack sources
ACCC hopes to SLASH rural backhaul prices
Samsung’s consumer IoT vision – stupid, desperate, creepy
NBN cable rules spark electricity network push-back
Mind-blowing secrets of NSA's security exploit stockpile revealed at last
Hackers spent at least a year spying on Mozilla to discover Firefox security holes – and exploit them
FTC gives FBI the finger over govt backdoor encryption demands
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readers select infosec A-Team to save Ashley Madison
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Red Hat unleashes EL 7.2 beta on a waiting world
Au oh, there's gold in them thar server farms, so lead the way
The future of IT is – to deliver automation. Discuss
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Mind-blowing secrets of NSA's security exploit stockpile revealed at last
Game, set and DEATHMATCH: Drone TERROR ORDEAL at US Open tennis tournament
Spotify updates hated privacy policy ... with exact same policy
FTC gives FBI the finger over govt backdoor encryption demands
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The S, Huawei’s new best Mate: Compact and premium – but not cheap
They’re FAT. They’re ROUND. They’re worth almost a POUND. Smart waaatch, smart waaatch
China's TCL strokes Android with its 17.3" fondleslab WHOPPER
Wangling my way into the 4K gaming club with a water-cooled whopper
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Soyuz docks with ISS, delivers trio of fresh 'nauts
Pioneer slaps 80s LASERS on cars for driverless push
Boffins build magnetic field cloak 'wormhole', could help MRI scanners
Brit school claims highest paper plane launch crown
Daredevil Brit lifts off in 54-prop quinquaquadcopter
Reg
reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'
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Stench of confiscated dope overwhelms Catalan cop shop
Bootnotes
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Daredevil Brit lifts off in 54-prop quinquaquadcopter
An intrepid Brit has demonstrated the Right Stuff by strapping himself into an improbable but highly pleasing home-built, 54-prop flying contraption.
Team Register,
04 Sep 17:30
33
Reg
reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'
A Reg reader named Dave*, who admits to having been a member of Ashley Madison, has sent us the letter he received from blackmailers.
Simon Sharwood,
04 Sep 16:43
WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with
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Caption comp
More amusement from the message menagerie
163
Simon Rockman,
04 Sep 12:41
Stench of confiscated dope overwhelms Catalan cop shop
Effects like 'having smoked something illegal', officers complain
54
Lester Haines,
03 Sep 06:01
Self-driving CARS? BORING. We want self driving, LIZARD dodging GOLF CARTS
At last, humanity's
real
problems tackled
20
Lewis Page,
02 Sep 06:02
Wanna call Barnaby Joyce a w**ker / gerbil on radio? FINE, says ACMA
How do you LOSE a complaint against Kyle Sandilands? HOW?
02 Sep 02:33
Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop
Duo finds a tidy profit pawning off cans of atmosphere
61 Comments
01 Sep 06:00
US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018
Hipsters to take on steampunks
141 Comments
31 Aug 06:31
Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist
Devs try for frantic in-car fix as cyclist stands still
190 Comments
28 Aug 05:31
Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?
Poll
Help wanted ... too late
50 Comments
27 Aug 18:33
The most tragic thing about the Ashley Madison hack? It was really 1% actual women
Tiny percentage of ladies checked messages, it seems
82 Comments
27 Aug 01:27
Why Nobody Should Ever Search The Ashley Madison Data
Analysis
Genuine advice from one who has researched this purely for work reasons
141 Comments
26 Aug 06:05
Prognosticator, for one, welcomes our new robot work colleagues
Kill all humans? Take our jobs? No, they just want to work
with
us
20 Comments
25 Aug 06:56
Auto erotica bonk shocker: ja das ist gut, say 56% of Germans
Get your motor moaning, head out on the highways
39 Comments
22 Aug 16:00
NASA dismisses asteroid apocalypse threat
Statement smacks of a cover-up, as Bruce Willis disappears
49 Comments
21 Aug 11:05
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank
becomes TV reality
Boxer's trailer for audacious Alan Partridge concept wows interwebs
50 Comments
20 Aug 11:03
Camera-carrying DOLPHIN SPY caught off Gaza
Claims weaponised mammal deployed to spy on Palestinian navy
44 Comments
20 Aug 03:02
Riddle solved: Do bears crap in the woods? No – they're stressing out over drones instead
Vid
Hovering bots drive grizzlies to distraction
37 Comments
14 Aug 07:01
Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted off Angolan coast
All hail the monster and his tasty aquatic noodly appendages
55 Comments
14 Aug 06:04
Cheers, Bill Gates. Who wouldn't want drinking water made from POO?
Turd transmutation device also makes 'leccy and ash
51 Comments
13 Aug 12:20
Stop taking drug advice from Kim Kardashian on Twitter, sighs watchdog
Baffling reality TV babe dishes out medical tips on Instagram – much to regulator's fury
76 Comments
12 Aug 07:23
Illinois man steals vibrator, strips naked, attacks Obama
Simple retail theft ends in full-blown political protest
15 Comments
12 Aug 06:00
Brassiere belays boob-bound bullet, begetting bruised breastbone
Projectile intended for boar somehow downs cycling tourist
45 Comments
11 Aug 05:59
Google's new parent Alphabet owns abc.xyz – and, yup, there's already an abc.wtf
Is this April 1?
24 Comments
11 Aug 00:00
Dead Steve Jobs' life and times are being turned into an OPERA
No. No. No. So much no for this. Just no. Nada, nyet, no
44 Comments
10 Aug 06:02
It's happened, folks: An actual exhibition about cats and the internet
And it opens today in New York
18 Comments
07 Aug 18:50
AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds
... he says via electromagnetic wave broadcast. Yes, really
115 Comments
06 Aug 05:58
Drone delivery sparks Ohio prison brawl
Geez, you would think they had never seen a heroin-dropping quadcopter before
25 Comments
04 Aug 22:57
Chechen women swindle ISIS via social media: 'We need roubles to join you xx'
Con-artist activities unlikely to temper Islamist misogyny
41 Comments
04 Aug 06:03
It's Suntory time: Japanese whisky to be distilled in SPAAAAACE
Drinks conglomerate attempts to bottle elusive mellowness in zero-g
42 Comments
03 Aug 16:31
VIAGRA found in Chinese 'Kung Fu rice wine'
It provokes the desire and makes the performance BIGGER AND HARDER
36 Comments
03 Aug 12:57
BAD things happen to GOOD robots in America: hitchBot DECAPITATED
Road ends in Philadelphia for friendly tin hitcher
47 Comments
03 Aug 07:27
Lottery chief resigns as winning combo numbers appear on screen BEFORE being drawn
Eggfaced Serbian idiot-tax man heads for the door
61 Comments
03 Aug 05:57
Gay emojis? GAY EMOJIS?! Not here in Russia, comrade
Bad Vlad mad over 'propaganda' pixels
33 Comments
01 Aug 08:01
Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'
West Yorkshire Police reveal their worst summer nuisance calls
99 Comments
31 Jul 05:56
Octogenarian accused of performing sex act with a SHRUBBERY
SFW
Possible inspiration for character of Roger the Shrubber revealed
34 Comments
30 Jul 05:58
Bloke cuffed for blowing low-flying camera drone to bits with shotgun
Sharpshooter exercises Second Amendment rights
217 Comments
30 Jul 05:02
Sysadmin Day 2015: Fun things to do – and prizes to win from
El Reg
Sysadmin Blog
Where the beer, food and gifts are on offer around the world and how to enter
29 Jul 17:01
Thought YOU'd had rude service in France? Ce n'était RIEN, M'sieu Pantalons Malodorants
Shoppers dubbed 'mad' 'bitch' etc by guys technologique
Hole in (Number) Two: MYSTERY golf-course pooper strikes again
Grand Slam! He's dropped a floater with a lot of follow-through
59 Comments
28 Jul 05:57
US beats Iran as Japan's tincan footie team wins robot World Cup
England team's early exit suggests tactical naivety will continue after robo-apocalypse
24 Jul 06:02
Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30
Commodore successor won over gamers, graphic artists alike
108 Comments
24 Jul 00:59
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