Mary Beth Williams

@embeedub

writer. Melanomaniac. Clinical trial lab rat. Uptowner. Caller of shenanigans. A Series of Catastrophes & Miracles, coming in 2016.

Upstate Manhattan
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Joined April 2008
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    Dear Jonathan Franzen: No, you are not a victim via

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  3. Aug 21

    Just did a hot take on Franzen and now literally walking straight to a bar.

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    Aug 21

    "The fact that I'm a white guy makes everything harder," says Franzen. "My family is all dead," says his Iraqi war orphan.

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  5. Aug 21

    My is , who is tweeting ALL THE RIGHTEOUS AUTHOR TRUTH today.

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  6. Aug 21

    Never stop being grateful for being told NOT to go on Fox & Friends to debate on SPONGEBOB. Because that happened.

    Hey writers, what's the weirdest thing an editor ever talked you out of?
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  7. Aug 21

    Pro tip: You can be true to your own values & morality & give no fucks about someone else's.

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  8. Aug 21

    "I know we don't judge people when we feel good about ourselves." -

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  9. Aug 21

    Nothing says, yes, I should listen to you like that image of Obama burning the constitution in your Twitter profile.

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  10. Aug 21

    Reading the Franzen & Fat Jew interviews I feel like do I have a disorder? Because I literally don't understand wtf they're talking about.

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  11. Aug 21

    Make me a Venn diagram of crazy things said in the Franzen interview & in the Fat Jew interview. Make me that.

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  12. Aug 21

    BTW all my tweets today will be SUBTWEETS OF FRANZEN.

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  13. Aug 21

    All my editors ever talk me out of is getting drunk BEFORE I file my stories.

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  14. Aug 21

    When I want to understand the young folk I just look at Buzzfeed. Franzen is into some NEXT LEVEL SHIT.

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    Aug 21

    *wakes up* *looks at phone* *applies to House Hunters: Off the Grid for COLD-ASS, REMOTE HELLSCAPE*

    6:44 AM - 21 Aug 2015 · Details
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    Aug 21

    when does Franzen become a noun? "I'm sick and tired of dating all these franzens."

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  17. Aug 21

    That was about Franzen.

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  18. Aug 21

    Guys who boo hoo that feminists are mad at them for being guys: UH NO. Plenty of us have active healthy relationships of all kinds w men!

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  19. Aug 21

    Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison account: Celebrity infidelity doesn’t justify the outing of hacked clients via

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