A president is a leader of an organization, company, club, trade union, university, or country.
Etymologically, a president is one who presides, who sits in leadership (from Latin pre- "before" + sedere "to sit"; giving the term praeses). Originally, the term referred to the presiding officer of a ceremony or meeting (i.e., chairman), but today it most commonly refers to an official. Among other things, "President" today is a common title for the heads of state of most republics, whether popularly elected, chosen by the legislature or by a special electoral college.
Presidents in countries with a democratic or representative form of government are usually elected for a specified period of time and in some cases may be re-elected by the same process by which they are appointed, i.e. in many nations, periodic popular elections. The powers vested in such presidents vary considerably. Some presidencies, such as that of Ireland, are largely ceremonial, whereas other systems vest the President with substantive powers such as the appointment and dismissal of Prime Ministers or cabinets, the power to declare war, and powers of veto on legislation. In many nations the President is also the Commander-in-Chief of the nation's armed forces, though once again this can range from a ceremonial role to one with considerable authority.
Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, television personality and author. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump's extravagant lifestyle, outspoken manner and role on the NBC reality show The Apprentice have made him a well-known celebrity who was No. 17 on the 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 list. He is well-known as a real-estate developer who amassed vast hotel, casino, and other real-estate properties, in the New York City area and around the world.
Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company. He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization.
In 2010, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election. In May 2011, he announced he would not be a candidate, but a few weeks later he said he had not completely ruled out the possibility. In December 2011, Trump was suggested as a possible Vice Presidential selection by Michele Bachmann. Bachmann has since suspended her presidential campaign.
William "Bill" Maher, Jr. ( /ˈmɑːr/; born January 20, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.
Maher is known for his political satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide swath of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, the mass media, greed among people and persons in positions of high political and social power, and the lack of intellectual curiosity in the electorate. He supports the legalization of marijuana and same-sex marriage, and serves on the board of PETA. He is also a critic of religion and is an advisory board member of Project Reason, a foundation to promote scientific knowledge and secular values within society. In 2005, Maher ranked at number 38 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Bill Maher received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star on September 14, 2010.
Plot
A young Ethiopian woman runs away from her tyrannic father and lands up in the unknown city of Bombay with no money contact while she was on her way to meet her lover, in Antarctica. It's about a princess with no kingdom, a soul seeking for a fitting space.
One War To End All Wars
Cat Politician: War is business, and business is good.
Plot
Now come into his full knowledge and power, the Anti-Christ in the body of Damien Thorne is about to strike his final blow. The Christ-child has been born again, on the Angel Isle, Great Britain (Scotland, England & Wales). The plan is simple, find the male children born on the specified day, and kill them all.
Keywords: 666, accident, adoption, ambassador, american-flag, anal-rape, angel, animal-like, antichrist, apocalypse
The power of evil is no longer in the hands of a child.
The Last Chapter in the Omen Trilogy
The ultimate confrontation between good and evil!
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing...
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever.
Damien Thorn: Suffer the little children to come unto me. Your words, Nazarene. Not mine.
Damien Thorn: If Abraham was ready to slay his own son for the love of his God, why won't you do the same for the love of mine?
Damien Thorn: You, my disciples will truly inherit this Earth!
Damien Thorn: Disciples of the Watch; I stand before you; in the name of the one who was cast out from Heaven, but is alive in me.
Damien Thorn: "And it shall come to pass that in the end days the beast shall reign 100 score and 30 days and nights. And the faithful shall cry unto the Lord, 'Wherefore art thou in the day of evil?' And the Lord shall hear their prayers. And out of the Angel Isle he shall bring forth the Deliverer; the holy Lamb of God who shall do battle with the beast. And shall destroy him." Only it won't be the beast that is destroyed, it'll be the Nazarene.
Damien Thorn: Oh my Father, Lord of Silence, Supreme God of Desolation, though mankind reviles yet aches to embrace, strengthen my purpose to save the world from a second ordeal of Jesus Christ and his grubby mundane creed. Show man instead the raptures of Thy kingdom. Infuse in him the grandeur of melancholy, the divinity of loneliness, the purity of evil, the paradise of pain.
Damien Thorn: He was born last night... I feel his presence. Like a virus, a parasite feeding on my energy; trying to drain me of power. For everyday that he lives and grows, my force will weaken.
Damien Thorn: I now command you to seek out and destroy the Nazarene child. Slay the Nazarene... and I shall reign forever. Fail... and I perish.
Plot
In Transylvania, Lupin III, the notorious international thief, is hung and no one is more suprised to learn of that than Lupin III himself, who was alive and well and nowhere near that area at that time. The answer to that mystery, begins to surface when Lupin gets a seemingly ordinary pebble from an Egyptian pyramid for his would-be girlfriend, Fujiko, the mercenary thief, who is in the employ of a mysterious figure known only as Mamo. Intrigued by this bizarre request, Lupin decides to get involved and finds himself in an international chase that has a greater scope and danger than he has ever faced.
Keywords: anime, based-on-comic, based-on-manga, carribean-sea, character-name-in-title, cigarette-smoking, clone, egypt, execution, execution-by-hanging
Sometimes being able to put together a world-class art collection takes a thief... this time it takes an extraordinary thief!
Goemon Ishikawa: Once again I have cut a worthless object.
Mamo: I see you personify the type of genius that's incapable of rational thought.
Mamo: You know, you're a very rational fellow, Lupin... which of course makes you absurd.
Arsene Lupin III: Time does us all in, Mamo. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Arsene Lupin III: I don't believe it!::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: [laughing] Serves you right, lover boy!::Arsene Lupin III: Shall we?::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Let's go, buddy!
Arsene Lupin III: Hey look who's got his game face on!::Goemon Ishikawa: An unworthy target defiles the weapon.
Daisuke Jigen: I have a sinking feeling about this.::Arsene Lupin III: You just gave me a great idea, buddy.
Daisuke Jigen: Hey, the road's over there!::Arsene Lupin III: Shut up!
Arsene Lupin III: You want a pillow back there...?::Daisuke Jigen: Just drive the damn car.::Arsene Lupin III: Goemon!
Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Hey! You two keep your immorality away from me! Hey! Absolutely no way! Aye yi yi no, don't what the...
Plot
The grandchild of Professor James Moriarty had promised the world that it has only five days left to live. Moriarty is a master of disguise, a crack shot, and is very patient. Several government figures are shot to death, and it seems that it truly is the end of civilization as we know it- until the President learns that the grandson of Sherlock Holmes is living at 221B Baker Street, and send the Police Commisioner of Scotland Yard to employ him. Unfortunately, Arthur Sherlock Holmes is a quick-tempered, ranting, violent bungler, and his assistant, Dr. William Watson (grandson of Dr. John H. Watson) is one of the most moronic creatures ever to walk the earth, although he is invaluable because he has "bionic bits". Holmes has inherited a drug habit from his grandfather, one which his housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson, is less than discreet about, and the sleek Moriarty is also one step ahead of him, eventually murdering the police commisioner. Finally, Holmes decides to hold a party, inviting the world's most distinguished detectives, hoping to flush Moriarty out of hiding. However, it does not go as planned.
Keywords: bus-trip, cyborg, detective, drugs, independent-film, james-bond-spoof, lieutenant, monty-python, murder, museum
[Watson is reading clues from a crossword puzzle to Holmes]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.::[Elsewhere in the hotel, Moriarty shoots Sam Spade]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony...alimony Tory, my dear Watson.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.::[Moriarty takes a sword to Hercule Poirot]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.::[Moriarty shoots M]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar's entrance::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That's rather poor, isn't it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes::[Moriarty does in McCloud with an arrow]
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Get a crossword, Watson. There's several moments to lose.
Chief Commisioner Blocker: You've... ah, no doubt read, Mr. Holmes...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...read in the newspapers...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Great Scott.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...of certain mysterious incidents?::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: The unexpected but accurate bisecting of the Belgian foreign minister, the royal college of needlework massacre, the strange affair of the seven boiled bishops, and the man eating poodles of Lambeth palace enigma?::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Just as I thought.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No, I'm referring to the mysterious shooting of Dr. Gropinger.
A went to a party on the beach
round half past nine
I was reeling and dealing
But I still got left behind
By the time I found out what was wrong
I was home again
I opened up my eyes
When she turned on the light
Because I thought I’d never make it
Through the night
The first thing program sounded rather new
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
I know I’m gonna like it
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away
I pushed my luck again
As I pushed her aside
Because I knew that I was heading
For a sleepless night
After all the slamming of the door
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
I know I’m gonna like it
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
Hey I’m gonna like it
I’m looking forward to the next time
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away
They pull our strings, the animals
They blind, they breed the hate
Under their wing we?re scientists
We swallow what they fake
For all you lonely boys
I will be president
In all you sons of men
I can be accident
Most fall in line, they do the dance
And salute the safest thing
Bought with their lives, cry and socialize
And throw all the beauty away
For all you lonely boys
I will be president
In all you sons of men
good morning mr. president
yes, i've seen you on tv
i'm excited you're gunna change (change) my life yea, what you say sounds good to me
[chorus]
hey hey president
yeah you president
you're full yeah, you're full of shit, yeah, shit, yeah, yeah you're full of shit
what the hell are you doing in there?
nah, not another speach for me
your neutral voice, and cold robotic stare
man, you don't care about anything
[chorus]
guilty, guilty
government says, don't do drugs
makes the laws then arrests us all
but all day long, the words are you see,
we are an expense
its not them, its me
[chrous]
already slaves, got us locked real tight
10 hours a day, too tired to fight
you got us buying, better money and drink
ah man, no time to think
And who i be? Weezy Baby, and honey please, say the baby,
And I got em on they knees, saying baby,
Im a goodfella, they bout to make me
But I been made ho, I been paid ho,
I spent 2000 dollas on these shades ho'
I'm red hot, I'm ice cold
I got enough cheese, keep me out that mice hole
I got nice hoes, I got bad bitches
Yea, Daddy's rich I got their bitches
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Back for the M*tha F*ckn title its your idle,
Get money 'til I die, got my hand on the bible
I'm a scrap what I'm writing wit a hand full of rifle
If ya man feelin Eifel, Imma make his ass leeeeaaan
Yeeah, 60 grand cut the lights on, 40 grand for the floor cut the mic on
Thats right ho, Hawaiian punch sprite so purple wit the 'tuss
Bitch I'm on that leaaaan,
Yeah, and I'm on that green
Won a championship I'm still on that team
Yeah, and I'm ya woman's dream,
And If ya feelin' cold man Imma blow that steam (PFFFF)
Hah, and I'm so damn clean
These leaves cost a stack, that's throw back jeans
You wouldn't know that you don't roll like me
We in the building everything cool until i scream (yeah)
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Ridin' in the caddy mo'
Blowin like sachmo
I'm highly strapped low
Baby go from what ya know
Tinteds turn pictures change new photo different frame
Money up, champagne, still posin', same game
Cash money still, do it for the money
Gotta black car, grey car, gas car, green car
Backyard theme park, front yard car show
I'm somewhere in the house
And it's like where's waldo?
Ten bricks straight powder air cargo
Weezy F. straight hustlin' no barcode
You don't know what my heart holds, straight fuel
Take ya bitch from the club make her ass a mule
Put some weight on her back make her ass move
She give daddy money back that's a fast move
40 G's one chain, that's a man jewels
45 for the Jag dude
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Uh, smooth out my mansion to my whip
I leave the bullshit inside wit my bitch
I move the heavy ass gun from my hip
Then I sit the same heavy ass strap on my lap
I'm steady as crack wit the strap
I'm heavy as da-white but Dwayne not fat
I'm right like Betty and the fetti is the facts
The Birdman Junior holla back where ya stack
I'm just tryin' to let my hair back
And chill where they got some air at, Ya hear dat?
Champagne clear liquor put that beer back
Got work so cheap it's on Sears racks
Holla at me on the low I take care of that
And feds buy mixtapes yeah I'm aware of that
But this here is the suffix you scared of dat
When you get shot you know where ya at
Young Casper:I'm a president I'm a master
were only teens but look what we
mastered I'm running the country
cause I learn faster you ain't Getting
anywhere cause your a procrastinator Jay
is the vice president where the boyfriends
you want with benefits The white house is
our new residents but Asbury will always be
my first home
Chorus:Were presidents so intelligent and grateful
haterz stay hateful But I'll stay fateful
Jay:We are presidents with benefits,intelligent,
and swagger You suckas are lagers
We bad but not braggers The world is mine
so it's my time to shine (get in line)
We wanna be gonna be's actually right nows
Every town is mine now
Young Casper:Casper be the name running
the country is my game
I ain't allergic to the
fame Especially since everybody
knows my name I came,saw,and won
it I do this for the fun of it
I get paid for it cause I was
made for it
Would you vote, if I asked you to vote
Join my party, and never look back
Would you debate, if you saw me debating
Would you get me delegates, tonight?
Would you nominate me, at a caucus
Or in the polls? Oh please tell me this
Now would you die, if someone loses their mind
To save the man you love
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
Would you swear to attend party conventions?
Or would you lie and support somebody else?
How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
I don't care I'm elected, tonight
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
Oh, I just wanna wave at you
You can watch me on tv
How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
I don't care I'm inaugurated, tonight
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
I can be your president, baby
(I can be your president babyyyy)
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
So please don't give your vote away
Yeah,
Election times coming.
Who you going to vote for
C'yeah
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 1:]
Instead of spending billions on the war,I can use that money, so I could feed the poor.Cause,I know some so poor,when it rains thats when they shower. Screaming 'Fight the Power'.That's when the war should devour.
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 2:]
I know some soldiers they sleeping,but they can't dreaming, wake up with screaming,sounds abit succeading. So take this metal of honor for your bravery. I wish you the best kid, for you and your family.
[chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 3:]
BUT THE RADIO WON'T PLAY THIS,
THEY CALL IT REBEL MUSIC.HOW CAN YOU REFUSE IT, CHILDREN OF MOSES? Tell the children the truth,the truth,its not all the bling thats diamond.Tell them the truth, the truth, Most of y'al are cuban smoking. Tell them the truth the truth yeah, Your soul is worth more then diamonds.
If I was president all blacks would have reparation, no segagation I would lead the nation,We would all hold hands, very week on the beach party by the sand.Word up. Take trips to ait force one don't need the shoe air force ones. Better schools in the hood better teachers for the making money, be paying them taxes. Finding fair sciencetist to come upwith an answer,I want a cure for aids and cancer But I got to watch my back sniper's on the hill with it still,Waiting to jf kill.
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
I feel the rain coming let me play my guitar for them right now.
If you were president...
If you were president...
Refugees
If you were president...
If you were president...
If you were president...
If you were president.
Pam and Jackie (Patsy) say it is
The young and lonely kid in Belgium is a ghost
It's alright...
Ex-President of the United States
He forgets it by noon
He tries to forget his only only ex- ex-wife
Then follows it too soon
He tries to forget his only lack of life
Ex-President of the United States
Of America I fear
His only courage is to stand in the middle of, the middle of, the middle of
Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that I was the President
Of the USA
There were limos, bands & speeches
And parties to go to
I said all that will have to wait
There's just so much to do
Them parties will have to wait
There's so much to do
My first day I offered statehood
To Cuba and Mexico
Cuba-1 state, Mexico-6
All or nothing that's how it goes
No more border patrols & human smuggling
and we'll deal with our own neighborhood
And a few more stars and some green in the flag
Seems like it might be good
And maybe Israel and Palestine
Will follow our lead and just combine
And then become Israelstine, who knows?
Anyway that's my first day
Second day I told Detroit
Start makin' cars that don't use gas
And I give everybody a big rebate
And they started sellin' fast
We'll stop burning up the air we breathe
And making the planet boil
And we won't have to kiss the ass
Of whoever's got the oil
Since before Hoover, the farmers have got
The short end of the stick
With the help of our Cuban brothers
We'll be Communistic
(Collective farms!)
Capitalism is a fine thing
If it works, then great, OK
But if not, gotta try something else
That's what I did on my 3rd day
My 4th day all of our troops came home
From all around the Earth
Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran
More trouble than they're worth
I was tempted to say I'm sorry
We'll rebuild you with money and men
But I just said, "You're on your own
"And don't fuck with us again"
My 5th day I changed the army
So it's all of us or none
We'll all tie knots, and walk through mud
Pitch tents and fire a gun
With just a few of us as warriors
And the rest of us gone soft
Martians could come and zap us
Ain't gonna happen on my watch
Day 6 I swore no prisoners more
Would face their death inside
Thou Shalt Not Kill applies to us all
Too many mistakes, besides
Day 6 I swore no prisoner more
Would ever face his death
At least until my jury hears
The Crimes of President Bush
Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
And none of this decriminalizing crap
Let it grow in glory, end of story
Then I burned one and took a nap
Hemp will help the farmers
We'll grow hemp everywhere
One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees
And hemp grows back next year
My 8th day I made health care
Cover everyone
If you get sick, see a doctor
That's how my government's run
And by the way, abortion
Is included in this plan
No one tells a girl how to treat her body
Least of all some man
My 9th day I said sorry
This government is no fool
Ain't gonna pay you extra to send your kid
To some weird-ass wacko school
We'll do our best to make our schools
Best anyplace on earth
If they ain't good enough, think about it
Before you go give birth
My 10th day I made it OK
To marry whoever you
Would be willing to ride with
On a bicycle built for 2
Marry a woman, marry a man
Marry a monkey too
Marry a big old rhino
And visit 'em at the zoo
And that was my first 10 days
My first 2 working weeks
Lots of work for the bureaucrats
And the paper-pushing geeks
After that we needed
Some time to just have fun
So we added some new holidays
The next week, one by one
Monday was National Nude Day
Everyone disrobed
Tuesday was National Stoned Day
Everyone got stoned
Wednesday was National Painting Day
Thursday no television
Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped
From his Cabinet position
Saturday, Sex With Impunity Day
With no repercussions
Sunday, do it all-Nude, Stoned, Painting, no TV,
Tennis, Sex-Enjoy!!
Just be ready for work on Monday
And mister, no discussion
My Cabinet, as previously mentioned
Includes John McEnroe
And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti
And Ani Difranco
Muhammad Ali, Madonna
Maya Angelou, Bratt Pitt
And Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
And we'll watch 'em both go at it
And then I'll get that Stephen Hawking
Make him a citizen and stuff
He's the smartest guy in the world
England's had him long enough
I'll tell him you can be the head of whatever you want
Just bring your thinking cap
And I'll give him an office in Hollywood
With all those ramps and crap
I raised up my hand and said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that
Just like that
Just like that I was the President