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@JimGaffigan

Male Model. My first wife is Wed 10/9c on TVLand & Thur 8/7c on Comedy Central. Also on iTunes, Hulu & Amazon

About to perform near you
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Joined June 2007
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  1. 1 hour ago

    I’ve been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?

    655 retweets 1,205 favorites
  2. 2 hours ago

    Happy Birthday

    82 retweets 332 favorites
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    4 hours ago

    my dad said if his favorite comedian rts this I can get a new phone !!!!!!! please please please

    28 retweets 469 favorites
  5. 6 hours ago

    My 9-yr old son just complained about carrying a backpack filled w/ stuffed animals. When do I submit him for that American Gladiator show?

    216 retweets 1,275 favorites
  6. 6 hours ago

    My thigh gap is insane!

    328 retweets 1,056 favorites
  7. 7 hours ago

    ALLENTOWN PA I'll be performing at The Allentown Fair Sunday night. Tickets at

    22 retweets 85 favorites
  8. 10 hours ago

    Just realized I gained over 200 pounds in 40 years! Any advice from doctors or zookeepers?

    297 retweets 1,185 favorites
  9. 23 hours ago

    Thank you Alaska State Fair and my opening act Jack Gaffigan.

    10:03 PM - 4 Sep 2015 · Details
    40 retweets 525 favorites
  10. Sep 4

    Jack's 2nd time @ Alaska State Fair

    3 retweets 70 favorites
  11. Sep 4

    LIVE on : About to make this mistake

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  12. Sep 4

    LIVE on : More lumberjack show at Alaska State Fair

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  13. Sep 4

    LIVE on

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  14. Sep 4

    As if I needed another thing to love about Alaska!

    Thanks for coming by for one of our reubens !
    15 retweets 113 favorites
  16. Sep 4

    Pork chop on stick at Alaska State Fair

    12 retweets 109 favorites
  17. Sep 4

    Last day in Alaska. State Fair tonight in Palmer. @ Anchorage, Alaska

    3 retweets 80 favorites
  18. Sep 4

    ALLENTOWN PA I'll be performing at The Allentown Fair Sunday night. Tickets at

    18 retweets 69 favorites
  19. Sep 4

    INTERESTING FACT: 95% of all Alaskan tourists are 85 years or older.

    57 retweets 318 favorites

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