Eddie (1996)

Actors

• Aasif Mandvi (actor)
• David Letterman (actor)
• Ed Koch (actor)
• Frank Langella (actor)
• Rudolph W. Giuliani (actor)
• Richard Jenkins (actor)
• Kim Delgado (actor)
• Dennis Farina (actor)
• J. Don Ferguson (actor)
• David Dwyer (actor)
• John DiMaggio (actor)
• Steve Coulter (actor)
• Darren W. Conrad (actor)
• John Salley (actor)
• Dennis Rodman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sport

Taglines:

The Newest Coach In The NBA Has Got The Knicks Right Where She Wants Them.

Quotes:

Coach John Bailey: (now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?::Carl Zimmer: I don't know where she is.::Coach John Bailey: Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.::Carl Zimmer: Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.::Coach John Bailey: Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.::Carl Zimmer: I wasn't talking about you.::Coach John Bailey: Chump.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You know ["Wild Bill"] takes a chance every time he comes riding out on that dumb old horse, not realizing that eventually somebody's going to hit him upside the head with a hot dog.

Referee: That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!::Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan take charge!::Coach John Bailey: (to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.

Patton's Mama: My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!::"Wild Bill" Hastings: Why, howdy, ma'am.::Patton's Mama: (while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!

ESPN Radio Announcer: ESPN.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Yeah, put me on with this clown.::ESPN Radio Announcer: (to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.::Himself: Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.::"Wild Bill" Burgess: Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Bailey! Bailey! Bailey, you gonna try something new tonight, like trying to coach? It's the NBA, buddy - no buttheads allowed, but you keep coming back. I don't understand it.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Do you have 666 on your head?::Coach John Bailey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Say, Eddie, come back again when you can afford the seats back here.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Soon as you start winning, I'll be back.::Coach John Bailey: So long!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Hey, Zimmer, get a life, get a face, get a new coat, buddy!

MSG Announcer: At forward, 6'9", Anthony "Pig" Miller!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Boo!::Claudine: Why do they call him "Pig"?::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: 'Cause he's not kosher.

[after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: That was Walt Frazier's jersey!::Fair Weather Fan: That's Walt Frazier's jersey!::Walt Frazier: Hey, yo, that's my jersey!::"Wild Bill" Burgess: And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.::Marv Albert: Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.::Coach John Bailey: A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.

Dunston Checks In (1996)

Actors

• Paul Reubens (actor)
• Larry Madrid (miscellaneous crew)
• Miles Goodman (composer)
• M. Ross-Michaels (miscellaneous crew)
• Gary Gero (miscellaneous crew)
• Laura Gary (miscellaneous crew)
• Faye Dunaway (actress)
• Bob Bergen (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Lynne Marie Stewart (actress)
• Frank Welker (actor)
• Rupert Everett (actor)
• Todd Black (producer)
• Glenn Shadix (actor)
• Bree Turner (actress)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Family

Taglines:

He's about to turn a Five Star Hotel into a three ring circus.

Quotes:

La Farge: When I was in the sewer once, I saw a turtle that was so big it looked like a Volkswagen with a tail.

Mrs. Dubrow: I like psychotic people. They get things done.

Lord Rutledge: Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?

Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.

Lionel Spalding: Monkey head. Monkey head.

Brian: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.::Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.::Brian: All right, the gorilla.::Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.

Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.::Kyle Grant: I didn't throw him in the garbage.::Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.::Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk.::Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?::Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.::Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.

Mrs. Dubrow: Where did it come from?::La Farge: Well, when two orangutans fall in love...::Robert Grant: I think she means how did it get into the hotel.

Brian: Well, if your going to be grounded in a 5-star hotel it is the place to be.

Robert: [sees Dunston out the window; shouts] HOLY SHIT!::Mrs. Feldman: [to Mrs. Winthrop] He must really hate the Four Seasons.::Robert: No, no!

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