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Sat September 05, 2015
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Chimps are learning to hate drones as much as people do
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(Gothamist)
 
  
 
 The police always get their butt-dial bumbling burglar man
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Fri September 04, 2015
(Pravda)
 
  
 
 Putin says he would rather not fight Steven Seagal. Seagal giggles, goes to fight for the Amur leopard and sell Russian weapons abroad
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Kim Davis says any marriage licenses issued today are invalid because she makes the rules, not the Supreme Court
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(Denver Channel)
 
  
 
 Bad: Hit pedestrian with your truck. Good: Get out to help him. Bad: Be hit by a second vehicle
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(21)
 
(Newser)
 
  
 
 In North Carolina, it is legally possible to sexually assault yourself, but not in the way you're thinking
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(50)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
  
 
 Avid Life Media cheated on Ashley Madison with an escort website
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(16)
 
(Some Hipster)
 
  
 
 Opening a bar in Brooklyn? Let this menu generator do the work for you. Subby would like sublimated rye with his locally-raised bison
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Police officers claim seized pot plants are getting them high. In related news, requests for overtime work at the station have skyrocketed
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(Telegraph)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these divers
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(16)
 
(Vox)
 
  
 
 That old line about Millennials ruining the economy because they don't buy things isn't true. They buy lots of things. Things like selfie sticks, frames for their selfies, selfies books, selfies awards
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
  
 
 Oh, nothing out of the ordinary, just a ten-foot alligator coming out of a storm drain and going up onto someone's front porch to hang out. In Louisiana, of course
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Sacramental September Shindig, 9/11-9/13
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
  
 
 Idiot caught carving his name into a wall at the Alamo. Hopefully, it was in the basement where it won't be seen
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(Boing Boing)
 
  
 
 Eight year old designs smartwatch made from 3D printed plastic and shoelaces. Still better looking than an iWatch
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 If you're walking in China and someone hits you with a car, GTFO out of the street before they try to hit you again to make sure you're dead
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Weather rarity: hurricane Ignacio may hit southeast Alaska. Thanks Obama
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(29)
 
(Time)
 
  
 
 Man sentenced to three years in prison because he showed up at a drug deal with a backpack that was NOT stuffed with marijuana
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(31)
 
(Engadget)
 
  
 
 Fail: Teachers letting kids play fantasy league in classroom. Win: Fantasy Geopolitical League. Djibouti drafted in the first round
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(New York Magazine)
 
  
 
 You probably have a lot of 'me me me' in you, but then again so does everyone else else else
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 For Sale: modest 55,000 sq ft single family house with detached 150-car garage, very motivated seller, price just reduced $46 million
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Clear your desks, take out your pencils, finish your beer, and remove your pants: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(21)
 
(Fortune)
 
  
 
 Kraft recalls more "cheese"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 NASA announces the discovery of five new islands. Unfortunately they're all very large, on the ocean floor, and made of garbage
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this public promenade
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Beijing air cleaned-up for military parade, re-polluted in 1 day
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(45)
 
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Okay Hungary. Fark you. We'll walk
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(Think Progress)
 
  
 
 Rowan County KY re-enters the Union
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 White House aide beaten and robbed of government issued Blackberry. Hopefully they didn't get his AOL password too
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Cat hair? In MY vagina? It's more likely than you think
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Trump security guard begins his Latino outreach with a closed fist
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
  
 
 City of Flint has the lead in drinking water. Wait, make that 'has lead in the drinking water'
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Mom who homeschools her children is freaking out that public schools are teaching Islam...in social studies class
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 Insanely beautiful and frightening long-exposure photos of California's wildfires
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(Telegraph)
 
  
 
 Uh, Isn't there an 'O' in Country?
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Sorry, parents, but you need to make your kids understand that in real life, they're not going to be pro athletes and should accept that they'll lead lives every bit as sad, boring, and meaningless as yours
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Millennials hold negative view of themselves, need more participation trophies
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(WTKR)
 
  
 
 Don't you hate it when someone bursts into your home to rob you, you exchange gunfire defending your kids and are wounded, and then the cops arrest you for the drug operation they found?
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 It's good to see the Duggar clan is now marrying for all the right reasons. "I can't wait to change my last name"
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(KTRH Newsradio)
 
  
 
 One in four residents of Houston were born in a foreign country, which to locals means they come from a state other than Texas
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(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
  
 
 'You gave me herpes, but I did not flick a cigarette in your eye' - a Jeremy Kyle style storyline in court
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Binions. Ta-daaa
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Baby born in the backseat of an Uber car. Company denies getting into the delivery business
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(Digital Trends)
 
  
 
 Pioneer claims that technology from its laserdisc division will improve driverless cars. Not mentioned is if passengers will be required to flip the car half-way to their destination
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these planks in the road
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(Cambridge News)
 
  
 
 Man sentenced for having ... fish porn
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(Telegraph)
 
  
 
 Russian troops now vacationing in Syria
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(12News Phoenix)
 
  
 
 A Christian university discriminating against gay employees in 2015? Well, color me shocked
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Impromptu Chicago Fark Party - Friday 4SEP, 7pm - The Bedford in WIcker Park
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(Time)
 
  
 
 Of course they did
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 After being sighted at the Bering Sea, Chinese ships bravely run away
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Woman stands up for what she believes the Fifth Amendment says, spends 67 days in jail rather than give her name during a traffic stop for a busted taillight
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 Now that President Obama is back in Washington, here is a list of rumors about his trip to Alaska that never came true. Best: Vladimir Putin would visit. Worst: The police are tossing all the homeless people in jail to clean up downtown Anchorage
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Jeb Bush shows he's a real politician by sitting on both sides of the same fence at once
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
  
 
 Man puts a handgun to his head and pulls the trigger in order to prove to his guest that the gun could not be fired while he had the safety mechanism engaged. With predictable results
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Man jumps to his death due to excessive sweating, is found naked, bound and gagged on his front lawn. Coroner: He was experiencing the effects of cannabis consumption
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(ABC)
 
  
 
 LL Been
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
  
 
 California inmate escapes into midwest cornfield. "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Illinois"
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 PornHub is offering a $25,000 scholarship to the winner of a non-porn essay contest. RedTube is offering a $15 gift card to Books-a-Million
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(PennLive)
 
  
 
 Some of us may be California Dreamin', but not when there is a shooting at a college
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
  
 
 Not news: Lightning strikes a building. Sad: 800,000 gallons of bourbon spill into a lake. Cool: It ignites and creates a whiskey firenado
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