Ask Hadley
Hadley Freeman answers all your sartorial questions
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Designers appear to favour ever skinnier, sexier and youthful women to model their clothes despite only a tiny percentage of women under 40 being able to afford them. But isn’t this a reflection of society’s worst fears?
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Broadsheets love her, tabloids hate her - and she seemingly couldn’t care less what anyone thinks. For this, we should salute her
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I love clothes and shoes, so I keep buying them. Nothing in the Alien films frightens me as much as the back of my closet
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Vanessa Paradis might be mind-bogglingly beautiful at 42, but that won’t stop the fashion industry searching for a younger, thinner version. Enter 16-year-old Lily-Rose Depp
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A welly company offered celebs such as Poppy Delevingne and Daisy Lowe personalised boots for Glastonbury. Was it a comment on the debased state of fame, or just the usual narcissism?
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The story about the dangers of tight jeans is merely a great opportunity to show photos of celebrities such as Kate Moss and Russell Brand wearing them
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It’s not just the skinniness of these young women that we should be worried about. It’s the fashion industry’s fetish for female frailty
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Dresses, shoes, bags, hair – whatever your fashion obsession happens to be, the search for the ideal will never, ever end
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Hats on men can often be a vexing style issue but one man and his trusty fedora have rewritten the rules of fashion
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It’s simple: men who don’t have a body like Channing Tatum, and who don’t dress like Kanye West
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Ignore all the nonsense you may have read elsewhere. This summer is all about a classic fashion staple
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Easy: take something fabulous and colourful – and then make it a bit dull
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Yes – as long as you don’t mind looking like the Duchess of Cambridge and spending a fortune on a dress you’ll only wear for a few months
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At a music festival, self-consciousness should be left behind – along with personal hygiene. And you can’t really do that if you’re fretting about whether your Native American headdress really works with your Isabel Marant boho top
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From daytime TV to classic movies, makeovers are hard to escape. But we must resist the lure of the Before and After transformation
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Mad Men’s wardrobe is stunning, but I don’t see Peggies and Joans walking down the street. And the Breaking Bad look is suitable only for Halloween
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Confused by all the advice? It’s simple. Always wear heels. But don’t be too tall. Throw away your makeup. But don’t let him see you barefaced
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Why are the media obsessed with how Kate is dressing during her difficult pregnancy? It’s a miracle she can even smile in public, let alone wear anything other than a giant sack
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The rise in bob haircuts, as seen on Sienna Miller, Rosamund Pike and Cheryl Fernandez -Versini, is clearly a very, very important story – at least if certain newspapers are to be believed
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The Italian duo have issued a non-apology apology for their comments on gay parenting and ‘synthetic babies’. But where does all this leave Madonna, forced to choose between her gay fans and fashion?
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Bright, optimistic and dressed like a Kate Spade model, the heroine of Tina Fey’s new sitcom is the perfect antidote to winter weather, and British pessimism
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Actresses and designers want publicity. This drives the Oscars obsession with fashion and it will never change
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A Mac lipgloss is named after the official term for someone who is under the legal age to drink, smoke or have sex – and no one seems to notice how weird that is
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Ben Stiller’s model movie saw style trends 15 years into the future
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The stars are flashing cleavage as if the 1970s never went away – what does this extreme trend mean for the rest of us?
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I am aware of the cliche ‘style over comfort’ but actual misery does not look stylish to me. In this climate, even Kate Moss opts for boots over jeans
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Hadley Freeman: The theory behind designer fitness clothes is that if you look good, you’ll exercise more. I can tell you that this is gold-plated nonsense
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Hadley Freeman: Designers are constantly on the search for something different. But flares are just disgusting
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Hadley Freeman: The line between celebration and exploitation is a fine one – and I’m not really sure my literary hero should be fronting a fashion advertisement
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Hadley Freeman: Here’s a healthy tip for the new year – ignore the deluge of food advice from self-appointed experts
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The real question is why would you want one – just wear your pyjamas, eat mince pies, watch festive films and be happy, says Hadley Freeman
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Hadley Freeman: A padded jacket will make you look like the Michelin Man. Think: what would Catherine Deneuve do?
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Hadley Freeman: There’s no point getting hung up about kitschy festive fashion. It’s all part of the joy of the season
Of all the best-dressed lists, Vanity Fair’s is the most reliably deranged