Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Actors

• Mark Hamill (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Paul Dini (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Jason Biggs (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Paul Dini (actor)
• George Carlin (actor)
• Wes Craven (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• William B. Davis (actor)
• Zak Knutson (actor)
• Jamie Kennedy (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood had it coming
Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven't been paid. So they're on their way to Hollywood to get even.
Scooping the Money!
Scooping the Monkey
Strike Back... August 24th 2001

Quotes:

Jay: Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Sissy: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. It's really a fucking drag.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck::[referring to Silent Bob]::Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.::Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.::Jay: What buzz?::Holden: The Internet buzz.::Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?::Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?::Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.::Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.::Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.::Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN!::Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.::Jay: Yeah.

Tricia Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Well! That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up.::Alyssa Jones: Yeah, sis. But it was better than "Mallrats". At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it.::Tricia Jones: Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"?::Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? That would never work as a movie.

Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?::Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.::Jay: Who?::Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?::Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?::Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".::Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Chaka's Production Assistant: [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.::Chaka Luther King: [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.

New Nightmare (1994)

Actors

• J. Peter Robinson (composer)
• Wes Craven (writer)
• Lin Shaye (actress)
• Wes Craven (writer)
• Wes Craven (producer)
• Robert Shaye (producer)
• Robert Shaye (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• John Saxon (actor)
• Jsu Garcia (actor)
• Robert Englund (actor)
• Matt Winston (actor)
• Wes Craven (actor)
• Patrick Lussier (editor)
• Wes Craven (director)

Genres

• Fantasy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Thriller

Taglines:

Dieses mal nützt es nichts wenn du wach bleibst. (This Time, staying awake won't save You)
From the creator of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Miss Me?
This time the terror doesn't stop at the screen.
On October 14th, terror no longer stops at the screen
One, Two, Freddy's coming for you...
He's Back, And He's Scarier Than Any Witch!
This time, staying awake won't save you.

Quotes:

Freddy Krueger: Miss me?

Freddy Krueger: Hey, Dillon. Ever play skin the cat?

Heather Langenkamp: Every kid knows who Freddy is. He's like Santa Claus... or King Kong or...

Dylan Porter: God wouldn't take me.

Freddy Krueger: Meet your maker.

[phone rings]::Heather Langenkamp: Hello?::Freddy Krueger: 1, 2...::[Heather slams phone down, but answers ring again]::Freddy Krueger: FREDDY'S COMIN' FOR YOU.

Freddy Krueger: Come here, my piggy. I've got some gingerbread for you.

Chase Porter: [Trying to stay awake at wheel] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come oooooooonnnnnnnnn.

Robert Englund: [while walking Heather out of an interview] I think they'd like to see us together again.::Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?::Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.

Heather Langenkamp: Krueger, you bastard! Take Me!

Craven, Wes Filmography

• Krueger: A Walk Through Elm Street
  2014, role: writer
• Krueger (Another Tale from Elm Street)
  2013, role: writer
• Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• House of Wax: Unlike Anything You've Ever Seen
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fear Himself: The Life and Crimes of Freddy Krueger
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scream 4
  2011, role: actor , character name: Coroner
• I Am Nancy
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scream 4
  2011, role: producer
• Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash
  2011, role: writer
• The Future of Fear
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Still Screaming: The Ultimate Scary Movie Retrospective
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scream 4
  2011, role: director
• Scream: The Inside Story
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fred Heads: The Ultimate Freddy Fans
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Brides of Horror
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ambrose Fountain
  2010, role: producer
• The Waiting
  2010, role: producer
• Scream Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Soul to Take
  2010, role: producer
• My Soul to Take
  2010, role: writer
• My Soul to Take
  2010, role: director
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
  2010, role: writer
• The Last House on the Left
  2009, role: writer
• Lucas Booth: Journey to Unknown
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shocker
  2009, role: producer
• Shocker
  2009, role: producer
• Inside the Cinema
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Last House on the Left
  2009, role: producer
• Scream Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Science of Horror
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Starz Inside: Fantastic Flesh
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hills Have Eyes II
  2007, role: producer
• Exploring the Hills: The Making of 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hills Have Eyes II
  2007, role: writer
• The Hills Have Eyes 2: Mutant Attacks
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Diary of the Dead
  2007, role: actor , character name: Newsreader
• The Hills Have Eyes II
  2007, role: writer
• Never Sleep Again: The Making of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Paris, je t'aime
  2006, role: director
• The Hills Have Eyes
  2006, role: writer
• Pulse
  2006, role: writer
• Paris, je t'aime
  2006, role: writer
• The Hills Have Eyes
  2006, role: producer
• The House That Freddy Built
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Surviving the Hills: Making of 'The Hills Have Eyes'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Paris, je t'aime
  2006, role: actor , character name: La victime de la vampire
• Night Terrors
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Breed
  2006, role: producer