Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy (Russian: Лев Никола́евич Толсто́й, pronounced [lʲev nʲɪkɐˈlaɪvʲɪtɕ tɐlˈstoj] ( listen); known in the Anglosphere as Leo Tolstoy) (September 9, 1828 – November 20, 1910) was a Russian writer who primarily wrote novels and short stories. Later in life, he also wrote plays and essays. His two most famous works, the novels War and Peace and Anna Karenina, are acknowledged as two of the greatest novels of all time and a pinnacle of realist fiction. Many consider Tolstoy to have been one of the world's greatest novelists. Tolstoy is equally known for his complicated and paradoxical persona and for his extreme moralistic and ascetic views, which he adopted after a moral crisis and spiritual awakening in the 1870s, after which he also became noted as a moral thinker and social reformer.
His literal interpretation of the ethical teachings of Jesus, centering on the Sermon on the Mount, caused him in later life to become a fervent Christian anarchist and anarcho-pacifist. His ideas on nonviolent resistance, expressed in such works as The Kingdom of God Is Within You, were to have a profound impact on such pivotal twentieth-century figures as Mohandas Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr.
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ROAD TRIPPIN' vampires transsexual nudityVenus de Milo cemetery gay detective Dirty FairyGoody Two Shoes death seat phobia an alien named Queer-O friendship (as in meaning of) ... drama, trauma & sick hilarity !!!HAIL TO THE GROUPIES (sound like fun?)A movie director's assistant and her friends faithfully search for the meaning of life and love amid the wasteland of contemporary Hollywood.
Keywords: farce, nudity, parody, sex-comedy, transgender, vampire
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The globe trotting trip that Henry Jones, Jr. sets out on in the early 1900s next takes him and his family to Russia. A few acts of clumsiness puts Indy at odds with his father who is greatly displeased with Indy. Indy runs away into the Russian countryside and wakes in the morning on a haystack. He encounters an odd, cantankerous old man named Leo Tolstoy, who is in full agreement that "hell" is other people. Both are running away to seek a simpler life. They cross the countryside, encountering colorful Gypsies and avoiding fierce Imperial Cossack troops. The hardships of the journey make Indy homesick, but he won't soon forget his journey with the stubborn old man. Indy's next destination is Greece, where his mother Anna realizes that father and son need to spend more time together. The two bristle at each other's company as they explore the sites of ancient Greece, but Henry finally reaches past Indy's impudence and stubbornness when the topic turns to philosophy and the teachings of Aristotle. A series of misadventures lead them to an isolated monastery perched high on the peak of a mountain. While studying in the library, Indy meets Nikos Kazantzakis, the writer who would some day write Zorba the Greek. Lessons on causality come in handy on the harrowing trip in a tiny cage reeled up a thousand-foot mountainside.
Keywords: adventurer, character-name-in-title, father, fedora, indiana-jones, mother, reference-to-aristotle, sequel, title-directed-by-female, travel
Anna Jones: [scolding their son] Henry, we are guests in this house.::Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: Guests, Junior. Not rampaging barbarians.
Anna Jones: Your father will deal with you in the morning.::Indiana Jones: What's he gonna do?::Anna Jones: Have you shot in the morning. I will provide the blindfold.
Leo Tolstoy: You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass!::Indiana Jones: I thought you were a giant weazle.::Leo Tolstoy: Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you?::Indiana Jones: I'm not English, I'm American.::Leo Tolstoy: That explains it.
Indiana Jones: You have dogs? So do I. One I mean, her name's Indiana. I haven't seen her in over a year, though. 'Cause we've been traveling so much.::Leo Tolstoy: You miss her?::Indiana Jones: Yeah, you bet I do. Can't wait to see her when we get home. Wonder if she'll still remember me.::Leo Tolstoy: Of course she will. Dogs are better than people.
Leo Tolstoy: How dare you make me feel guilty!
Indiana Jones: Hey, they were calling you Tolstoy. I think my father has some of your books. Didn't you write that eh, that really big fat one about war?::Leo Tolstoy: And peace.::Indiana Jones: No kiddin'. My father thinks you're great!::Leo Tolstoy: Your dad's an imbicile.::Indiana Jones: He's usually not wrong about this stuff. You should ask him.
Leo Tolstoy: Do not try to see God through spectacles borrowed from the church. See God through your own eyes.
Indiana Jones: Father, I don't think that he understand your ancient Greek.::Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: Well he should have understood it.
Indiana Jones: Father, I really doubt if a bus is even gonna come and if it does, there's probably only one a day and, and it's probably already gone!::Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: Junior, you are now being cynical.::Indiana Jones: [beneath his breath] Yes sir.::Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: See, after skepticism comes cynicism.
Indiana Jones: [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] I didn't even know you could swim.::Prof. Henry Jones, Sr.: There's a lot you don't know about me, Junior. [splashes water at his son] When I was five years old, I used to go swimming in a loch. Now that was cold!
Went out last night just to take a little round
I get my little Sadie and I brought her down
I run right home and I went to bed
With a forty-four smokeless under my head.
Went out last night just to take a little round
I get my little Sadie and I brought her down
I run right home and I went to bed
With a forty-four smokeless under my head.
I begin to think of what a deed I'd done
I grabbed my hat and I began to run
I made a good run but I ran too slow
They overtake me down in Jericho.
Standing on a corner as he's ringing my bell
Up stepped the sherrif of Thomasville
He said, "Young man, is you name Brown ?
Remember you blowed little Sadie down ?".
"Oh yes sir, my name is Lee
I murdered little Sadie in first degree"
"First degree and second degree
If you've got any papers, will you serve 'em to me ?".
Well they took me downtown and they dressed me in black
They put me on a train and they sent me back
I had no one for to go my bail
They crammed me back into the crowded jail
Well, the judge and the jury they took their stand
The judge had the papers in his right hand
Forty-one days, forty-one nights, forty-one years
I got my call light on, gimme one more fare tonight
Just get me over the bridge, I can see those shiny bay lights
You know I'm never alone but I'm feeling lonely tonight
Damn, I got my last cigarette but I ain't got no light
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
In my rear view mirror, I see someone else's hairline
I hear that fire in your eyes is on the rock and doing hard time
And the grapes of wrath, they're on the vine
There's wine in this dirt
Here love ain't love, tt's just another four letter word
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
shalalalalala, shalalalalala, shalalalalala, oh
shalalalalala, shalalalalala, shalalalalala, oh
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
Now that cold gray fog's just a rolling down the highway
He's come to carry me home
It puts a little smile on my face
Yeah, roll with me baby
I can see those daylights calling me home
Yeah, I'm never alone
Just turn the radio on
I got my call light on, gimme one more fare tonight
Just get me over the bridge, I can see those shiny bay lights
You know I'm never alone but I'm feeling lonely tonight
Damn, I got my last cigarette but I ain't got no light
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
In my rear view mirror, I see someone else's hairline
I hear that fire in your eyes is on the rock and doing hard time
And the grapes of wrath, they're on the vine
There's wine in this dirt
Here love ain't love, tt's just another four letter word
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
shalalalalala, shalalalalala, shalalalalala, oh
shalalalalala, shalalalalala, shalalalalala, oh
God let these wheels roll to where the girls are pretty
Where the nights explode and life is still living
Down this open road, the arms of pity
Wait to greet me tonight in little city
Now that cold gray fog's just a rolling down the highway
He's come to carry me home
It puts a little smile on my face
Yeah, roll with me baby
I can see those daylights calling me home
Yeah, I'm never alone
Just turn the radio on
There's an old song I used to know
Comes alive at midnight on the streets to make her way
In dim lit corners, dressed in black, the bitch portrayed
Oh, what's your thing, young man? Or try her lucky dip
The golden showers, free but don't forget the tip
She can be your mama
She can be your child
She can be your slave girl
Boy Medusa, necrophile
Lady Lust, Lady Lust
What a bitch
She's never disappointing, she's got what you need
From scents to make you buzz or whips to make you bleed
There's nothing she can't do, don't be afraid to ask
She's got a farm out back, hot souvenirs in flasks
She can take you inside out
She can take you all
She can take you anytime
Just name it, big or small, boy
Lady Lust, Lady Lust
Lady Lust
Skank bitch,
Come up and fucking see me sometime
Lady Lust, Lady Lust
Lady Lust, fucking bitch
Sexual vampire, succubus of carnal lust
She'll suck you dry of love, orgasms turn to dust
She loves to wind you up, then drop you like a toy
You may look like a man but you feel like a boy
She's got you by the balls
She's got your life
She's got your parents, cousins
Children and your wife
Lady Lust, Lady Lust
Went out one night to make a little round,
I met little Sadie and I shot her down
Went back home and I got into bed
Forty four smokeless under my head
Woke up the next morning bout half past nine
The hacks and the buggies all standin in line
The gents and the gamblers standing around
Taking little Sadie to her buryin ground
I began to think what a deed I done,
Grabbed my hat and away I run
I made a good run but a little too slow
They overtook me in Jericho
I was standin on the corner readin my bill
When up stepped the sheriff of Thomasville
He said young man ain't your name Browne
Remember the night you shot Sadie down
I said yes sir my name is Lee
I murdered little Sadie in the first degree
First degree and the second degree
If you have any papers won't you read em to me
They took me downtown, dressed me in black
Put me on the train and started me back
Locked me up in that Thomasville jail
I had no money for to go my bail
The judge and the jury they made their stand
The judge had the paper in his right hand,
He said forty one days, forty one nights
Traditional
Went out last night, take a little round
Met little sadie and I blowed her down
Then I run right home and went to bed
With a forty-four smokeless under my head
The girls all heard little sadie was dead
They went home to be ragged in red
Come a slippin' and a slidin' down the street
In their loose mother hubbards and their stocking feet
Well I began to think what a deed I'd done
Grabbed my hat and I started to run
I made a good run just a little too slow
And they overtook me in jericho
Standing on the corner reading a bill
Up stepped the sheriff of thomasville
Said young man is your name lee brown?
Remember the night you blowed sadie down?
Yes I said my name is lee
I murdered little sadie in a first degree
First degree and a second degree
If ya got any papers, read 'em to me
Took me downtown, dressed me in black
Put me on a train and send me back
Didn't have no one to go on my bail
Throw me back in the county jail
Judge and the jury took their stand
Judge had the papers in his hand
Forty-one days and forty-one nights
Went out one night for to make a little round,
I met little Sadie and I shot her down,
Went back home and I got in my bed,
Forty-four smokeless under my head.
Waked up the morning 'bout a half past nine,
The hacks and the buggies all standing in line,
The gents and the gamblers standing all round,
Taking little Sadie to her burying ground.
I begin to think what a deed I'd done,
I grabbed my hat and away I run.
Made a good run but a little too slow,
They overtook me in Jericho.
I's standing on the corner, reading the bill
When up stepped the sheriff from Thomasville
And he said, "Young man, ain't your name Brown?
Remember that night you shot Sadie down?"
I said, "Yes, sir, my name is Lee,
And I murdered little Sadie in the first degree.
First degree and the second degree,
If you got any papers, won't you read 'em to me?"
They took me downtown, dressed me in black,
To put me on the train and started me back,
Cram me back in that Thomasville jail,
And I had no money for to go my bail.
The judge and the jury, they took their stand,
The judge had the papers in his right hand,
Forty-one days and forty-one nights,
Take my little hoe, dig a hole in the ground
Take my little seed and I plant it down;
Tooky, tooky, tooky, tooky, tidalo,
We'll all dance around and see my little seed grow.
CHORUS:
Tooky, tooky, tooky, tooky, tidalo,
Tooky, tooky, tooky, tooky, tidalo,
Let's all dance around and see my little seed grow.
The rain it come and it washed my ground
I thought my little seed was going to drown
I waded and I splashed and I carried my seed
I planted it again on some higher ground.
Chorus
The sun got hot and my ground got dry.
I thought my little seed would burn and dir.
I carried some water from a watering mill,
I said, âLittle, you can drink your fill.â
Chorus
The snow it blowed and the wind it blew;
My little seed grew and it grew and it grew.
It grew up a cradle all soft inside;
i dont care
just leave me in my room
i dont care
im runnin out of air quick baby
im going down, down, down, down
Im going overboard
watch me while i drown
So get outta my room
Leave me alone
we wont suck real soon
get off the phone
and its a suffocation sickness baby
i turn the tables on you, you , you you
im going overboard
watch me while i drown
Im going overboard
I just cant take it no more
Its just an underwater trip
Now i sink or swim
Im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
leave me alone baby
im going overboard
i dont care
just leave me in my room
i dont care
im runnin out of air quick baby
im going down, down, down, down
Im going overboard
watch me while i drown
So get outta my room
Leave me alone
we wont suck real soon
get off the phone
and its a suffocation sickness baby
i turn the tables on you, you , you you
im going overboard
watch me while i drown
Im going overboard
I just cant take it no more
Its just an underwater trip
Now i sink or swim
Im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
i dont care
im going overboard
leave me alone baby
im going overboard
i dont care
I went out last night to make a little round, I met a little Sadie and I blowed her down. Run right home, went to bed, Forty-four smokeless under my head.
Well I began to think about the deed I'd done, I grabbed my hat and away I run. I made a good run but I run too slow, They overtook me down in Jericho.
Well standin' on the corner ringing my bell Up come the sheriff from Thomasville He said Sir is your name Brown, Remember the night ya blowed Sadie down.
Oh yes sir, my name is Lee, Murdered little Sadie in the first degree. First degree, Second degree, If you got any papers won't you serve 'em to me.
Well they took me down town, dressed me in black, Put me on a train and they sent me back. Had no money for to go my bail crammed me down to the county jail.
When the judge and the jury took their stand, The judge had the papers in his right hand. Forty-one days, forty-one nights, Forty-one years to wear the ball and stripes.
Went out last night to take a little round, I met a little Sadie and I blowed her down,
Bummed a ride home, got in to bed, 44 smokeless under my head
I began to think what the deed I'd done, grabbed my hat and away'd I run,
Made a good run just a little too slow, (they) overtook me in Jericho
Standin' on the corner, ringin' the bell, up walks the sheriff from Thomasville
Says "young man is your name Brown? 'Member that night you shot Sadie down?"
Oh yes sheriff my name is Lee, I murdered little Sadie in the first degree,
First degree, second degree, if you got any papers you can read 'em to me
Took me downtown, dressed me in black, put me on a train and they sent me back,
Had no one for to go my bail, (they) crammed me back in the county jail
Judge and the jury took their stand, the judge held the paper in his right hand,
Went out one night to make a little round
I met Little Sadie and I shot her down
Went back home, jumped into bed
44 pistol under my head
I woke up in the morning about half past nine
The hacks and the buggies standing in line
Gents and gamblers standing around
Taking little sadie to her burying ground
I began to think of what a deed I'd done
I grabbed my hat and away I did run
Made a good run, just a little too slow
They overtook me in jericho
Standing on the corner a reading a bill
and up stepped the sheriff from thomasville
he said miss is your name brown
remember the night you shot sadie down
i said oh yes sir but my name is lee
and i murdered little sadie in the first degree
first degree and second degree
got any papers will you read 'em to me
so they took me downtown and dressed me in black
put me on a train and started me back
all the way back to the thomasville jail
had no money for to go my bail
the judge and the jury they took their stand
the judge had the papers in his right hand
forty one days, forty one nights,
A razor so sharp leads her the way
to her long awaited final resting place
Lifeless and cold
The body is pale
Her eyes so empty of everything
Living in joy, she ain't anyway
Life tears on her lonely soul
Living in shame, no longer the way
As life is slipping so much farther away
Soon to be entombed in the soil so moist
Went out last night to take a little round,
I met my Little Sadie and I blowed her down.
I run right home and I went to bed,
A forty-four smokeless under my head.
I begin to think what a deed I done,
I grabbed my hat and away'd I'd run.
I made a good run, just a little to slow,
They overtook me in Jericho.
Standing on the corner a-ringing a bell
And up stepped the sheriff from Thomasville,
Says, 'Young man, is your name Brown?
Remember the night you blowed Sadie down.'
'Oh, yes, Sir, my name is Lee,
I murdered little Sadie in the first degree,
First degree and second degree,
Got any papers, will you read 'em to me?'
Took me downtown and dressed me in black,
They put me on a train and they sent me back,
Had no one for to go my bail,
Crammed me back in the county jail.
Judge and the jury took their stand,
Judge had his papers in his right hand.
Forty-one days, forty-one nights,