Liam Ryan

@liamoryan

I thrive in a praise-rich environment.

Melbourne
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Joined March 2009
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  2. Jan 23

    [in bunker] "We'll survive if there's enough tins of [reads] 'canned laughter'. Jesus we're doomed." [LAUGHTER] "Still don't waste em Dale."

    4 retweets 6 likes
  3. Jan 21

    I've been walking on my hind legs this whole time and everyone just acts like it's not a big deal.

    2 likes
  4. Jan 21

    Well this is stupid. A short play about dating.

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    7:35 PM - 21 Jan 2016 · Details
    2 likes
  5. Jan 21

    Look at you sitting on the toilet laughing at your old Instagram posts. What a time to be alive.

    5 likes
  6. Jan 21

    If oblique little scenes about medieval siege weaponry don't get the RTs than what does?

  7. Jan 21

    [on parapet] Oh man, they've got a catapult. No. That is a trebuchet. Catapult Trebuchet Catapult! Trebuchet! [killed by catapult/trebuchet]

    1 retweet 6 likes
  8. Jan 20

    Remember: Be yourself, cos everyone else is already taken. By the alien invaders. They didn't want you. Only you remain and must ponder why.

    9 retweets 9 likes
  9. Jan 20

    *puts Baileys in Sodastream [SMASH CUT TO FUNERAL] "He died doing what he loved: greatly reducing the resale value of any home he entered."

    3 retweets 17 likes
  10. Jan 20

    *breaks in and draws moustaches on all your baby photos

  11. Jan 20

    Haters makin' fun of 's ramblin' endorsement speech forget that she donated her punctuation marks to charity. Show respect

    2 retweets 2 likes
  12. Jan 20

    when u proud of ur lil man pretending to be a flag

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    1:40 PM - 20 Jan 2016 · Details
    8 retweets 10 likes
  13. Retweeted
    4 Jan 2015

    Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

    32,960 retweets 46,205 likes
  15. Jan 19

    "Up top!" [me at open casket misjudging family's readiness to laugh at tragedy]

    1 like
  16. Jan 19

    Statistics, like me doing call and response at that Kanye concert, can be made to say anything.

  17. Retweeted
    Jan 18

    [cat shelter] Me: so u don't test for it but u say none of them have it? Owner: we've never come across a cat with martial arts training, no

    401 retweets 757 likes
  18. Jan 18

    Purrrth! Karaoke in the Sun is at for Feb3-6! Let's have the fun

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    4:05 PM - 18 Jan 2016 · Details
    1 like
  19. Jan 17

    Every like and RT I've dolled out to you saps has been an accident from me dropping then catching my phone. Like a boss.

    1 like
  20. Jan 17

    Other options in the mix included – Border Plug – Stazi Lite – Nope Squad – [REDACTED] – Dutton's Angels

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    1:38 AM - 17 Jan 2016 · Details
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