Elaine may refer to:
Plot
"Our marriage, their wedding." It's lesson number one for any newly engaged couple, and Lucia and Marcus are no exception. In Our Family Wedding, they learn the hard way that the path to saying "I do" can be rife with familial strife. When they return from college and too suddenly announce their marriage plans, they soon discover that their fathers - two highly competitive over-the-top egos - can wreak a major amount of havoc on their special day. With insults flying and tempers running high, it's anyone's guess if the alpha dads will survive to make it down the aisle in one piece. Lucia's mother is busy planning the wedding of "her" dreams and the only levelheaded one in the bunch is Angela, the groom's father's best friend and lawyer, who manages to keep her cool when the madness reaches a crescendo. With only weeks to plan their wedding, Lucia and Marcus soon discover the true meaning of love and find there is truth to the saying - that when you marry someone, you marry their entire family.
Keywords: african-american, big-family, california, ceremony, father-daughter-relationship, father-son-relationship, goat, interracial-relationship, interracial-wedding, los-angeles-california
To have and to hold... 'Til dads do us part.
Plot
Never Again is a romantic comedy about falling in love despite your better judgment. An exterminator and jazz pianist in the noble model of Gary Cooper and other '40's screen legends, Christopher is having a sexual identity crisis. He hasn't been able to perform with the young women he's been dating, and is looking for sexual inspiration. Grace, an administrator for Mentors of New York, sends her final child off to college and then realizes that she hasn't tended to her own needs in a very long time. When Christopher meets Grace at a gay bar, her best friends admonish her that it's not a good idea to start a heterosexual relationship with a man you meet in a gay bar. Through human insecurities and foibles, and the refreshing reminder that the Boomer generation is still very much sexually viable, Christopher and Grace defy the odds of it never happening again. In a real, meaningful and adult fashion, they fall in love.
Keywords: bar, dildo, dwarf, fifty-something, gay-bar, gay-kiss, independent-film, love, mother-daughter-relationship, mother-son-relationship
Some people will try anything... even falling in love.
A mature love story for immature people.
Grace: You're the one who told me to have sex!::Elaine: Sex like a normal person! Not like a porn star!
Plot
"A Modern Affair" is a romantic comedy about the strain of contemporary relationships, one woman's urgent desire for parenthood, and a solution to it all. Grace Rhodes is the perfect corporate executive -- bright, successful, attractive and with just professional touch. With her career in place, Grace feels she has everything she needs -- until she bumps into an ex-boyfriend bearing photos of his young kids. Feeling the irresistible urge to have a child, but not sure about waiting around for Mr. Right," Grace knows what she wants, but not how best to get it. Elaine, her wryly pragmatic best friend, suggests that Grace do the unthinkable and enlist the services of a sperm bank. After choosing a donor from the "DNA menu," Grace becomes pregnant and deeply curious about the identity of the donor #247. Enter Peter Kessler, a handsome photographer who divides his time between his craft, his casual affair with a married woman, and his "other job:" depositing specimens as a sperm donor to earn a little extra cash. When Grace and Peter finally meet, they begin the journey down the rocky road to parenthood and possibly from there to love.
Keywords: independent-film
They met, fell in love, and had a baby. (Not necessarily in that order.)
Plot
Charles is bored with being a wealthy, successful architect. He takes a temporary job photographing undressed women and falls for Pamela. His wife, Elaine, has little sympathy for this mid-life crisis.
Keywords: cheating-husband, erotica, extramarital-affair, female-nudity, independent-film
He photographed private fantasies ... this was his.
Plot
Don Wilson returns to the screen as a man unjustly accused of a brutal crime. Within the prison he must fight for survival, freedom and justice.
Keywords: action-hero, b-movie, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, beating, beefcake-martial-arts, black-belt, blood, blood-spatter, chase
[explaining why he was sent to prison]::Jimmy Boland: They didn't like the color of my skin.
Wheelhead: I got leadership qualities and I look like a towel head.
Samuel Stark: I never met a nigger, Clint - I don't know what a nigger looks like
Samuel Stark: Let the Brother Supreme show us all how it's done.
Samuel Stark: You're so involved with your own hate, you'd rather die than see it go.
Plot
Police Lieutenant Lon McQ investigates the killing of his best friend and uncovers corrupt elements of the police department dealing in confiscated drugs.
Keywords: action-hero, ambush, attempted-murder, automobile, beach, beating, beretta, blood, blood-splatter, brutality
The cop no one can stop. Even the cops. [DVD]
Wayne on wheels!
McQ-he's a busted cop, his gun is unlicensed, his methods are unlawful and his story is incredible!
Manny Santiago: [speaking on a pay phone in the men's room] So, one less detective to worry about.::[McQ grabs him from behind and puts him in a headlock]::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Yeah, one less detective to worry about! I got a message from Patty Samuels! He's sorry he blew it on McQ but he rang it up with Boyle!
Kosterman: Lon, I know you. I'm not gonna stand for you making up your own rules. You're not going to pull that Mickey Peters thing again!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Peters was a hood and everybody knew it!::Kosterman: Yeah, and you weren't satisfied with throwing him up on the roof! You had to go up there and throw him back down! Six months in the hospital! Four lawyers screaming about his civil rights!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Well, it kept him off the streets, didn't it?
[McQ witnesses a robbery in which the crooks get away in a green and yellow laundry van. McQ chases the van in his Pontiac Firebird, roaring through back alleys and crowded civilian streets, and up the Interstate highway. He finally forces the van off the road, only to find that he has pulled over an empty, identical green and yellow laundry van from the same company]::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Who are you working for?::Laundry Delivery Man: [horrified] I... I work for the laundry!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Well, why'd you blast through those stop signs?::Laundry Delivery Man: Well, the way you were chasing me, I thought you were some kind of... *nut!*
[McQ has just test-fired a MAC-10 submachine gun, and is putting it inside his leather bag. Jack, the gun shop owner reacts to this]::Jack: You're not going to take it, are you?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Just say it's a loan.::Jack: Lon, it's not licensed!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Jack, neither am I.
[McQ's Pontiac has just been sandwiched and smashed between two semi trucks in an alley. The cops arrive and find McQ in the wreckage]::Police Officer: How bad are you hurt?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: "How the hell do I know? Get some foam on this thing! I'm up to my ass in gas!", should read, "... I'm up to my butt in gas!"
Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [looking at the body of Toms, whom he has just shot. Sarcastically] Franklin Toms; a Servant of the People.
Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Elaine, I need $5000.::Elaine: I hope it's for a woman.
Myra: You're a bear. I don't like bears.
Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [on the phone] Rosie, it's me; I need... [Rosie hangs up]::Pinky: All your snitches'll dry up on you now 'cause they know you can't deal any more.::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: We'll see about that.
Police Officer: What's going on here?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [after punching a radical who insulted him] Bumped his knee on a chair.
Plot
Her name is Diana Jackson, but you can call her T.N.T. When T.N.T.'s brother is killed by ruthless drug dealers, the beautiful young karate expert goes to the most dangerous part of Chinatown to find the killer. In trouble with the law since she was 13, T.N.T. wants no help from the pigs; but she does befriend a Chinaman named Joe, whose impressive martial arts skills prove useful more than once. In her quest for the killer, she'll meet the white drug lord, Sid; Elaine, his bitchy girlfriend; his suspicious Chinese assistant, Ming; and Charlie, his handsome black assistant with criminal ambitions of his own. Before her search is over, she'll find herself making love to Charlie, trading insults with Elaine, and fighting criminals while nude and in the dark. Just call her T.N.T.
Keywords: action-heroine, african-american, afro, ambush, attempted-rape, bare-breasts, bikini, blaxploitation, blood, bound-and-gagged
Spine Shattering - Bone Blasting
She'll put you in traction.
She's A One Mama Massacre Squad!
Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: It wouldn't be murder. More like self-defense. It's obvious she could lose some weight.
[first lines]::Stag Jackson: Hey, brother, how you doin'?
Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Look, lady, or whoever you are, I accepted a ride from you to Joe's Haven. And that's all you need to know about me.::Elaine: Bitch.
Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: They call me T.N.T.
Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Listen, honey, and you get it straight. I'm not in your league. I work standing up, not on my back.::Elaine: Really? How amusing. I've never really tried it that way.
Elaine: Do you think she knows that you're in the heroin business?
Sid: The black chick might come in handy.
Ming: I believe the black woman might have some knowledge of this.
Charlie: I want to form a squad of the finest fighters in the city.::Ming: This is agreeable to me.
Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Did you ever hear of a thing called spying?::Joe: Hear of it? I invented it.
Plot
One Life to Live premiered in 1968, centering on the lives of the citizens of the fictional town of Llanview, PA. Concentrating on the wealthy Lord family, and the middle-class Woleks and Rileys, the show was one of the first daytime dramas to depict people from all sorts of backgrounds. The show was the first to depict an interracial relationship, and among the first to explore drug addiction. It has also depicted dissociative identity disorder, cultism, out-of-body experiences, international espionage, time travel, and even underground cities!
Keywords: 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, 20th-century, 21st-century, borderline-personality-disorder, human-relationship
Joey: I'm really sorry about your father Jen.::Jen: Uh. Look if you came here to pray, I'm not interested.
Natalie: Everything's going to be fine, guys. Just - just do what he says.::Flash: How can you be so calm?::Natalie: I don't know if I am calm, okay? I just - I've been through worse.::Flash: Yeah? Like what?::Natalie: Oh, like being strapped to a table and your grandfather ready to cut your heart out.::Flash: Oh. Yeah, you got me beat, then. Never mind.
Antonio: What would you call that, Jessica?::Jessica: Doing what I have to do. Mitch has hurt my family in every way possible and I want to make sure that not only does he pay, that he never hurts my family again.::Antonio: Oh yeah? Well, not tonight you're not.
Natalie: I don't know, something twisted. I mean, this whole place is twisted. It's like some twisted shrine of him and mother. What'd you do down here, gramps? Count your money and stare at yourself while groping at your daughter? Bastard!
Jessica: Do you know what an evil, lying tramp Shawna is?::Rex: Yeah. That's why I like her.
Marcie: All my life, Al, nobody has even been attracted to me.::Al: Well, listen, those days are over, Marcie.
[Viki and Dorian imagine themselves as each other. In Viki's dream of her life as Dorian, Kelly and Blair end up in a catfight and Starr interrupts the melee]::Starr: My anaconda's eating Jack! What do I do?
[In Dorian's dream of her life as Viki, Kevin inquires about his "mummy's" life]::Kevin: Mother, what brings you here?::Dorian-as-Viki: I've lost my beloved Llanfair... again.::Kevin: Again? What happened? Was it fire? Did Mitch Laurence come back from the dead? Did Victor Lord come back from the dead? Did someone come back from the dead?
Lindsay Farrell Rappaport Buchanan: Today is not a good day to be pushing my buttons.::Georgina Whitman #1: Well, what about tomorrow?::Lindsay Farrell Rappaport Buchanan: Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Margaret Cochran #2: [after shooting Todd in the legs twice] Stop making me shoot you!
Girls Brainwashed Into a Life of Sordid Degradation and Vice
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.
Excuse this rude awakening, it's my weakness can't you see?
Let's charter a day cruiser and get married out at sea.
I'll try to keep it simple so that you can understand,
The moon is in the porthole where the water meets the land.
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
(be nice, show you I love you,)
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.
Like a spider you consume me, and I'm caught up in your web,
Now is the time to say you're mine, I'm dangling by a thread,
I'm always optimistic but I think you've gone too far,
I may have overstated just how great I think you are.
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.
You hate, you scream, you swear
And still you never reach him
You curse, you try to scare
But you can never teach him
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You know they're gonna get you
You try to break away
But they will never let you
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
You come, you stay, you go
It really doesn't matter
You've done it all before
By now they'll know the pattern
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
Now that you're gone, you know they're gonna get you
Now that you're gone, you know they'll never let you
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
Now that you're gone, you know they're gonna get you
A little story about one man's pain,
a mean old woman named Elaine.....
I give her lovin and in return....
she gives me back a nasty burn......
Elaine, you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine, you've taken me out of your game....
she spit her venom in my eye.....
mean old woman, make me cry.......
I never know just where I stand...
yeah she dig my fool and bite my hand....
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game..
Elaine... you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine....you taken me out of your game.......
she's got a sister named rena
she's a sweeter girl in every way....
I love to hear her sister say...
that me and her could run away.....
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game...
Here she comes again, smiling like a horse
God he was asleep on that day she was born
Riding her bike with the sun in her eyes
finding her way in a world that still smiles
Here she comes again, dancin like clown
God he went astray on the day she arrived
she's stumbling ashore, like a pig in a pond
Ready to fly, ready to die
The world is a cruel affair
if you don't dance to a common beat
People are cruel Elaine, if you don't fit the bill
The world is so cold out there
if you dance to a different beat
people are scared, believe me Elaine
Here she comes again, dressing like a clown
God she's different, puts a smile on your face
Here she comes again, smiling like a horse
God he was asleep on that day she was born
Riding her bike with the sun in her eyes
finding her way in a world that still smiles
The world is a cruel affair
if you don't dance to a common beat
People are cruel Elaine, if you don't fit the bill
The world is so cold out there
if you dance to a different beat
but, people are scared, believe me Elaine
They say it's the inside that matters
now that's a lie, what a lie