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@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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  1. 39 minutes ago

    My heart goes out to the two journalists who were shot in Virginia this morning. My show airs on every day. Sending love to you all.

    1,456 retweets 4,128 favorites
  3. 19 hours ago

    What did Homer Simpson say when he checked his stocks this morning? DOW! Too soon?

    1,025 retweets 3,716 favorites
  4. 20 hours ago

    These are some lucky kids.

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  5. 20 hours ago

    This just made my day.

    3 cheers to Ellen from all the remarkable women of .When we stand together we are unstoppable!
    447 retweets 2,548 favorites
  6. 23 hours ago

    11:07 AM - 25 Aug 2015 · Details
    6,777 retweets 22,982 favorites
  7. Aug 24

    If you’ve got a x ED outfit on for your , I wanna see it!

    232 retweets 1,464 favorites
  8. Aug 24

    Happy !

    11:50 AM - 24 Aug 2015 · Details
    4,992 retweets 9,623 favorites
  9. Aug 24

    Just got off the phone with my investment broker. Wow. Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

    603 retweets 3,512 favorites
  10. Aug 22

    .’s comedy special is tonight on HBO. Watch if you like comedy, or jokes, or funny things, or laughing a lot. If not, skip it.

    370 retweets 1,964 favorites
  11. Aug 21

    I for to get $500k. I also vote for every charity to get $500k. Is that an option?

    1,226 retweets 3,547 favorites
  12. Aug 21

    Sorry for the delay, . I was just tweeting with .

    Thanks for the welcome, Ellen! I am praying to not say too many dumb things on Twitter. (I promise nothing).
    242 retweets 1,748 favorites
  13. Aug 21

    Girls can be anything they want to be. Even President of the United States.

    .'s new clothing line celebrates girls being themselves, free from gender stereotypes. Hear, hear!
    1,772 retweets 6,168 favorites
  14. Aug 21

    Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the hokey pokey? I’m happy to say he turned himself around.

    2,915 retweets 7,101 favorites
  15. Aug 21

    Fun Fact: ’s love interest in Bridesmaids is her real-life husband! Funner Fact: He just joined Twitter. Welcome

    409 retweets 3,176 favorites
  16. Aug 21

    Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker? He won the no-bell prize.

    2,842 retweets 6,688 favorites
  17. Aug 21

    I do a great robot.

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    12:47 PM - 21 Aug 2015 · Details
    52,941 retweets 67,761 favorites
  18. Aug 21

    If you missed my Harvest Show last night, you can get it all right here. Happy harvesting!

    166 retweets 1,166 favorites
  19. Aug 21

    Just had a scone & a delicious Chai. Also had an Oprah biscuit, an Oprah fruit cup & Oprah fondue. I had brunch at Oprah’s

    733 retweets 5,177 favorites
  20. Aug 20

    Happy

    4:30 PM - 20 Aug 2015 · Details
    1,984 retweets 8,232 favorites

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