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@harikondabolu

A comic from Queens currently living in Brooklyn. My album Waiting for 2042 is out now on :

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined April 2009
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    7 hours ago

    BALTIMORE: 's shows at @creativealliance tonight are SOLD OUT but you can still buy his album!

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  3. 9 hours ago

    MAHARAJ HARI KONDABOLU. Created by .

    11:50 AM - 23 Aug 2015 · Details
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  4. 10 hours ago

    BALTIMORE: Shows tonight at are sold out...but there's a waitlist & potential tickets at the door. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!

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  5. 13 hours ago

    You know you've been staying in hotels too often when you want coffee & you instinctually go to the bathroom to make it.

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  6. 22 hours ago

    There's a show called "Cops Reloaded." Also known as "Cops No Longer Pretending They Don't Use Unnecessary Force"

    33 retweets 89 favorites
  7. Aug 22

    PALM READER: Do you want to know your future? ME: No, not really. PALM READER: Fair enough. I've never read my own palm.

    13 retweets 64 favorites
  8. Aug 22

    In DC before my Baltimore shows tomorrow. At in DuPont Circle because I am a cliche.

    1 retweet 41 favorites
  9. Aug 22

    Telling me which minorities you follow on Twitter doesn't make you sound less racist.

    46 retweets 173 favorites
  10. Aug 22

    White Power is trending on Twitter...and in America for about 400 years now.

    261 retweets 359 favorites
  11. Aug 22

    Fellow comedians: This man is a supposed comic. He is a definite racist. BLACKLIST HIM. (Sorry, no "whitelist," man)

    I'd love to see this country and how'd it'd run if there were no white people lol
    14 retweets 59 favorites
  12. Aug 22

    If I die, people better say I was in "the prime of life." If not, it's like saying "He peaked three years ago, so not a huge loss."

    21 retweets 95 favorites
  13. Aug 22

    "The truth hurts," but also "The truth will set you free." Lobbyists on both sides of the "truth" debate.

    12 retweets 40 favorites
  14. Aug 22

    PHILADELPHIA! I'm at August 27-29! opening Thurs & Fri & on Sat! Tickets:

    5 retweets 14 favorites
  15. Aug 21

    I once dated an Indian-American woman who loved Bruce Springsteen. Obviously, she grew up in the suburbs.

    2 retweets 90 favorites
  16. Aug 21

    If we're made in God's image, then we're all a case of "plastic surgery gone wrong."

    11 retweets 33 favorites
  17. Aug 21

    My short film MANOJ:

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  18. Aug 21

    Yo former middle school classmate who made fun of me for having coconut oil in my hair: I HOPE YOU ARE BALDING

    49 retweets 256 favorites
  19. Aug 21

    Went through my high school yearbook & realized most of the supposed "hot guys" were less attractive than me. The power of white mediocrity.

    46 retweets 252 favorites
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    Aug 21

    I'm naming my first-born daughter Ashley Madison. It means "divine vengeance" in Internet.

    70 retweets 141 favorites
  21. Aug 21

    Superfan

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