Collins, Joan Filmography

• Molly Moon: The Incredible Hypnotist
  2014, role: actress
• Saving Santa
  2013, role: actress , character name: Vera Baddington
• Brave Miss World
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Girl Without a Planet
  2013, role: actress
• Celebrity Naked Ambition
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Crown Oaks Day
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Elizabeth Taylor: A Tribute
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Terenci
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Dogs in Pocketbooks
  2011, role: actress , character name: Clarissa Self
• Fetish
  2010, role: actress , character name: Francesca Vonn
• Election 2010
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Banksy's Coming for Dinner
  2009, role: actress
• Valentino: The Last Emperor
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• All About 'Thunderbirds'
  2008, role: actress , character name: Kara
• Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 5th Annual TV Land Awards
  2007, role: actress , character name: Wilhelmina
• Princess Diana: The Legend and Legacy of a Princess
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• The 2007 World Magic Awards
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• The Kylie Show
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ozzie
  2006, role: actress , character name: Max Happy
• The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Las 50 imágenes de nuestra vida
  2006, role: actress , character name: Alexis Carrington Colby
• Dynasty Reunion: Catfights & Caviar
  2006, role: actress , character name: Alexis Colby
• Dynasty Reunion: Catfights & Caviar
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The British Soap Awards 2005
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• The Best of 'So Graham Norton'
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 50 Most Wicked Women of Primetime
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Host
• Ellis in Glamourland
  2004, role: actress , character name: Susan
• Diva Graham Norton
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• ABC's 50th Anniversary Celebration
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Christmas from Hollywood
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock 'N' Roll Generation Saved Hollywood
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The British Comedy Awards 2003
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Pride of Britain Awards 2002
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• The 30th Annual International Emmy Awards
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• When Shoulderpads Ruled the World
  2002, role: actress , character name: Alexis Carrigton Colby
• These Old Broads
  2001, role: actress , character name: Addie Holden
• Badly Drawn Boy: Spitting in the Wind
  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Cleopatra: The Film That Changed Hollywood
  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Unforgettable Leonard Rossiter
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
  2000, role: actress , character name: Pearl Slaghoople
• Elizabeth Taylor: A Musical Celebration
  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 100 Greatest TV Ads
  2000, role: actress , character name: Cinzano Lady
• Hidden Hollywood II: More Treasures from the 20th Century Fox Vaults
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• The Clandestine Marriage
  1999, role: producer
• The Clandestine Marriage
  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Heidelberg
• Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 2
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Potiphar

Collins, Joan Filmography

• Billyboy
  2008, role: actress , character name: Rosie's Mother

Famous quotes by Joan Collins:

"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody running around just covered with syphilis? And then it was destroyed by the volcano."

"The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them."

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."

"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."

"Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people."

"The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it."

"According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I've divorced people for that."

"Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much"

"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."

"Life is not life unless you make mistakes"

"And I used to write novels and little stories and compositions and I - but I put them away because I started acting when I was 17. So there wasn't much time."

"Of course it's true: the public want to see young people - young people are the people who go to the cinema. It's a sad fact of life, but you've got to accept it and not whine about it."

"I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things."

"I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously; I find that a very tedious attitude."

"And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together."

"My parents instilled in me that life was going to be very difficult and that I'd have to work for everything."

"I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person."

"It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?"

"And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and always, always worn make-up."

"I don't believe in dieting."