• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Da Club - Trina
• The Club - Nick Lowe
• Take A Leap - Peyoti For President
• The 500 Club - Steel Pole Bath Tub
• The Clap - Felt

Ladies and gentlemen!
I was 18, and she was 25
And I was kinda fast for my age
It was the, first time, drinkin cheap wine
And then she took her place on the stage
The club, went, crazy (girl you doin it)
The way she shake that ass sho' amaze me
Ladies and gentlemen!
C'mon, I make my body drop, then I pussy pop
I got it nice and hot, that's what I'm talkin 'bout
I'm in that red zone, I got that head gone
You should see me in that thong th-th-thong thong
I make this ass bounce, and these titties right
And make my thighs tremble, cause that's what niggaz like
I got this thing alright, you better ask somebody
And if he ask about me, he better pack his wallet
See I'm a guy pleaser, slash don diva
Slip-N-Slide off the side yeah that's Trina
Take it to the bar, give me Grey Goose
Let me get it started, it's time to tear it loose
Catch a wall, back it up, oh excuse me!
You bitches better make a way for this booty
See I'm a cutie, yours truly
Get out the way of this motherfuckin cooly
The DJ cued the record and the record went BOOM
Make a circle, give the lady some room
Shorty make her body rock, followed with the pussy pop
And everybody give her they money
The club, went, crazy (cooly's a bad mamma jamma)
The way she shake that ass sho' amaze me
Ladies and gentlemen!
A bad bitch in the club and she's so astoundin
I'm the star in this bitch cause they show around me
I'm the bitch who been crowned as Miss Miami
Every nigga in the club wanna get in my panties
But, if he payin it I'm layin him
And if the nigga still standin I consider him the man then
He wanna cram it and jam it
Put the pickle in the middle muh'fucker not the fanny
That access has not been granted
It's the way that I strut, make a nigga wanna fuck and
It's the lust make a nigga wanna touch
And I'm not just a ho or a slut, I'm a plus so
Where you ducks at? Where yo' bucks at?
If he ain't up in that, get the fuck back
See I done struck back just like lightning
Every nigga in this bitch wanna pipe me
The man say last, go and get your alcohol
Then we dancin way in the back
Now everybody got to know, me and her 'bout to go
take it to the Cadillac
The club, went, crazy (congratulations, you got her)
The way she shake that ass sho' amaze me
Ladies and gentlemen!
Now he, breakin it off, and takin it off
And he, makin me wet, I'm makin it hard
And I'm, drivin his 'llac and swipin his card
And I'm, signin his checks while givin him sex, and
It's the body that they dyin to get
It's amazin how these niggaz be cryin for this
And, it's so crazy that they lyin for this
But, but you gotta get in line you dick
Now, that's the shit make these niggaz wanna holla
Look like a model, shaped like a Coke bottle
Break his bank down to his last gold dollar
I make the flo' wobble damn near a whole hour
Pussy real good, when it's from the hood
But you gotta pay, and it's understood
If I'ma give it up, you gon' give it out
Cause I love makin niggaz go down South
Aiyyo Mannie, fucks wit'chu? You crazy for this one
You is a bad mamma jamma
The club, went, crazy (girl you doin it!)
The way she shake that ass sho' amaze me

If you've ever had someone come along
Reach in, pull out your heart and break it just for fun
As easy as humming a song
Join the club
If you've ever had nights tossing and turning
Like a cement mixer churning
On your own
In what used to be your happy home
Join the club
Join the club
You may think you're the only one
But my friend, you're not alone
In the club
If you've ever walked streets slick with rain
In the cold black night, wracked with the hunger pain
Of a soul starved of love
Join the club
If you've ever come to and seen that you've been living a dream
One in which no one can hear you scream
Join the club
Join the club
Your story stays outside the door
Cause they've heard it all before
In the club
This club's not for the happy types
Caught up in pinks and yellows
It's for all the lost and lonely
Broken-hearted fellows
If you've ever come to and seen that you've been living a dream
One in which no one can hear you scream
Join the club
Join the club
And when they ask you why you came
Mention my name
In the club
In the club

I come from a very old family
I come from a time long ago
I come here today to be with you
I come here today just to show….. you see,
I could be anyone of you,
I live in the sky up above you
I live in the earth down below you
And I live…
Hit the jip with the jip of the nation
Ain’t never took a penny from a penny provocation,
As I ground with the pound of the flesh that I’m taking
So if you wanna have a revolutionary conversation.
Oh my, how I spy, with my little eye, the paradoxical pie,
How can we sustain, the seemingly endless gain
A million consumer varieties dictatin’ how we ought to live
Listen Mr Sleaze politician
Cause the people have chosen to speak
Now we’re not very pleased with the system
You’re mistaken to think we’re asleep
Your indifference so disappoints us
Your contempt for the world so annoys us,
So, as your employer we regret to inform ya,
take your coat take your hat take a leap (take a leap)
Tell me Mr Politician man your manifesto
So you wanna be the ruler of the world, I kinda guessed so
Mr Greed, Mr Sleaze, Mr Multi-corporation
Now we gonna manifest our celestial best & reclaim the power for the people
Listen Mr Sleaze politician
Cause the people have chosen to speak
Now we’re not very pleased with the system
You’re mistaken to think we’re asleep
Your indifference so disappoints us
Your contempt for the world so annoys us,
So, as your employer we regret to inform ya,
take your coat take your hat take a leap (take a leap)
So this time feel, see the sign of our demise
Nobody is indestructible
Or we must be prepared, cause no body will be spared
Sacrifice your comfort zone for something more than you alone
Listen Mr Sleaze politician
Cause the people have chosen to speak
Now we’re not very pleased with the system
You’re mistaken to think we’re asleep
Your indifference so disappoints us
Your contempt for the world so annoys us,
So, as your employer we regret to inform ya,
take your coat take your hat take a leap (take a leap)
My oh my, see the signs, read be…. between the lines, cause only we can make a difference.
Oh my,
see the sign
Read between the lines

I don't remember being on the floor
I don't remember how it smelled
I don't remember how they've been there before
I don't remember when I fell
I don't remember having any fun
I don't remember what I've been
I don't remember what the bruises are from
Or why these stains are on the bed
I don't remember writing on my arm
I don't know what I meant to say
I don't remember meaning you any harm
I don't remember yesterday
I don't remember being in the street
I didn't know they knew you too
I don't remember? in your memories
Because I don't remember you
Why go through all the effort
While I change my tune (?)
I forget about you
I don't remember how I made it home
But I got back without my shoes
I don't remember why I woke up alone
With no more memory of you
I don't remember that we were in love
That's only one thing that I recall
I was singing at the 500 Club
I don't remember her at all
Why go through all the effort
While I change my tune (?)

[Woman's voice]
Picture someone, maybe not yourself but someone {*echoes*}
[Slug]
When you look at someone, assume they have the clap
Clap Clap
[Slug]
No herpies
[Woman's voice]
Someone (echo)
[Slug]
No clap
Clap Clap
[Slug]
You ain't never felt this way [x2]
[Woman's voice]
Picture someone, maybe not yourself but someone {*echoes*}
Shake