Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

Actors

• Jay Richardson (actor)
• Jay Richardson (actor)
• Don Pardo (actor)
• Joshua Nelson (actor)
• Robert Costanzo (actor)
• John D. Sarviss (actor)
• Burton Gilliam (actor)
• Peter Boyle (actor)
• James Caan (actor)
• Nicolas Cage (actor)
• John Capodice (actor)
• Seymour Cassel (actor)
• Pat Morita (actor)
• Ben Stein (actor)
• Tony Shalhoub (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Thriller

Taglines:

A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe.
A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises.
It's a love that's All Shook Up!

Quotes:

[Trying to remember how to open his parachute]::Jack Singer: Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red.

Roy: We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.

Roy Bacon: Elvises, light your fires.

Jack Singer: People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.

Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.::Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.::Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

Mahi Mahi: My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.::Jack Singer: Like the fish?::Mahi Mahi: Yeah. My father was a fisherman.::Jack Singer: My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."

Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.::Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?::Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.::Betsy: Really?::Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.

Jack Singer: [seeing Betsy in a dancer costume] Did you get a job here?

Tommy Korman: I don't care if Ming the frigging Merciless is in there, gettem out, OK?

Chief Orman: Do you find Chief Orman attractive?

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Kauai - Childish Gambino

One time I was at the beach
And we were looking at the stars
And this girl was laying next to me
And the blanket that we had was, had stars on it as well
It looked liked we were just floating in an abyss
Honestly, when I see her face I just smile I guess
I mean, our cars came and the lights were on them so we could see what the waves look like
I'll be waiting here on the sand
I remember that first night you were wearing a power ranger black T-shirt
So was I, a different color, so was Moey and his brother
Not as pure, so insecure
The times have changed
But really we just looked up at the stars
For a couple hours, turned off all the lights on the cars
The world was ours it was, yours
It was mine
The time flew by like it was prime time and I'm inside of
Life, you shouldn't be my wife you should just be with me on this beautiful night
Maybe we can make things right
Maybe we can do it without any spite
It's just for tonight, and we hope it doesn't end
So we drive back to our homes chilling with our friends
Balling like Jabari Parker, they say I look like him
If we met bet it would be awkward break out the sudafed
Cause the flow cold, like it's so cold
I was smoking John Lennon where my Yoko?
This that call yo grandma you ain't ready yet
Verbal maniac, imma show you the illest get my cousin to kill it
Had a flow but you steal it, I'm in the mood so we ball out
Got the top down in the back we could fall out
We could fall out, n***a we could fall out
Your girlfriend push a prius she giving me that genius
Mensa, we that Tony Danza
Wine on the rug man you know that s**t expensive
I'm on that Willy Wonka, green so Blanka
Vape so good and the pot like lobster
n***a imma monster, f**k it I'm a monstar
Man, I got this beat I'm going ham like a cop car
That's unless you see me pulling up on the boulevard
Turn them flashing lights, at least you know who you really are
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
We are becoming god
[Bridge: Childish Gambino]
I guess this ending's the best for me
But I can't leave you behind
You know that I never wanted to see what's on your mind
[Outro:]
Goddamn, Goddamn
Yo it's kinda hard not to like, get f*****g cheesy on this s**t
But, does that even matter?
You know what I'm saying, juxtaposition man, juxta f*****g position
My n***a Jaden Smith dropping jewels and n****s don't believe him cause he's Jaden Smith but
It's all about packaging right?
Real s**t though, good and bad is all relative man
It really is, a lot of n****s is sheep
We don't even know what we like anymore we just know what the most hype is s**t
Do you really like that s**t you like?
Or you like the way they gave it to you?
You know what I'm saying? Pepsi, Coca-Cola same thing
Dave Chapelle said that, the one that taste the best was the one that was paying him the most at the time
That's all that happens with us man, we some weak n****s man all of us
Followers, sheeps, plural made that s**t up
Apology ain't no real word my n***a
We know this, but he knows more cause he broke the rules that don't even f*****g exist man
Funny thing is man is like, as a futurist, and I can call myself a futurist
Nobody is even going to give a f**k until I'm gone
So does it even matter?
Yes it does