Compost

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The Perfect Compost Recipe - How to Get Your Compost Heap Cooking!

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Duration: 4:49
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: GrowVeg

Compost is the very best food you can give to the plants in your garden. However, making really great compost requires the right mix of ingredients. In this ...

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How to Make Compost the Easy Way

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Duration: 12:02
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Learn Organic Gardening at GrowingYourGreens

John from http://www.growingyourgreens.com/ shares with you his #1 way to make the easiest compost ever. In this video John will share his top 3 tips that wi...

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Everything You Know About Composting is Wrong: Mike McGrath at TEDxPhoenixville

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Duration: 17:22
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: TEDx Talks

Mike hosts the nationally syndicated public radio show You Bet Your Garden, which airs every Saturday at 11am on WHYY-FM (90.9) in Philadelphia. "You Bet You...

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Compost made Easy!

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Duration: 7:25
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Praxxus55712

EASY compost that anybody can make FAST and add to your garden in weeks instead of months or over a year. Watch the video and see the fast decomposition.

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Our Fall/Winter Compost Pile: Ensuring A Steady Supply Of Free Compost

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Duration: 5:15
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: OneYardRevolution

To ensure enough free homemade compost for next year's garden, we are extending our outdoor composting efforts into the fall and winter. We're also finding n...

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10 secretos que debes conocer sobre compost y humus de lombriz @cosasdeljardin

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Duration: 8:34
Updated: 03 Jul 2015

si haces compost en tu casa o si tenes pensado hacerlo en algun momento, es importante que conozcas estos 10 secretos para hacer un compost de buena calidad. En internet hay mucho material sobre como hacer un compostador, que cosas poner y que cosas no poner. Pero hoy vamos a redoblar la apuesta y hablar de cosas de las que no se habla tanto. Es más algunas cosas de las que vamos a hablar… yo se que van a despertar polémica. Es importante que se caliente la pila de compost? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=127 Cuando conviene usar lombrices? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=127 sirve cualquier lombriz para hacer humus? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=219 hay insectos perjudiciales en el compost? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=244 Se puede alimentar a nuestras lombrices con cascaras de naranjas y cebollas? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=270 El liquido lixiviado del lombricompostador es buen fertilizante? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=309 hay que remover y regar el compost? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=368 como se separan las lombrices del humus? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=387 cuando está listo el humus? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=424 Como se aplica el humus? https://youtu.be/8DYOAj5LUF4?t=461 ___ COSAS DEL JARDIN ___ Enviame tu consulta a Cosas del Jardin Resonde, en este video te explico como hacerlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M8V5BIaD8s Suscribite al boletin de noticias por email para no perderte ni un solo video : http://cosasdeljardin-blog.blogspot.com.ar/p/blog-page_23.html Enviame un mail a cosasdeljardin@yahoo.com Visitá mi blog: http://cosasdeljardin-blog.blogspot.com/ Subscribite a mis videos: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=gferrise Visitá mi canal: http://www.youtube.com/user/gferrise?feature=mhee Visitá mi página de google+: https://plus.google.com/108149211129338404661 Visitá mi página de facebook: http://facebook.com/cosasdeljardin Seguime en twitter: @cosasdeljardin Seguime en instagram: http://instagram.com/cosasdeljardin Seguime en pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/cosasdeljardin/ __

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How To Start Your Own Compost

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Duration: 4:22
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: DNews

Here in San Francisco, residents are given a free bin to collect compost materials. This is in an effort to eliminate all waste in landfills. Tara explains h...

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Top Ten Secrets - #1 Compost, How and Why

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Duration: 5:50
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: CupRockTV

The secret to a great garden is compost. In this addition of GardenRx, host Loren Nancarrow reveals his #1 most asked garden question, Compost: How and Why. ...

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Composting with Grass Clippings

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Duration: 11:40
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: CaliKim29 Garden & Home DIY

I just finished a compost pile made primarily of grass clippings and food scraps and WOW - did it get HOT! Watch to see how I built it from beginning to end ...

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Copy of Soil Food Web Compost and Compost Tea

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Duration: 37:42
Updated: 14 Jan 2015

Elaine Ingham composting method, Living Soil Lab, Sustainable Living Department, Maharishi University of Management. Shot and produced by Bill Dyer for his joint degree in Sustainable Living and Media and Communications. Elaine is a visiting faculty in the program.

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Making healthy Compost / Everything you would want to know !

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Duration: 10:01
Updated: 14 Oct 2013

WEBSITE: http://heirloomseedsaving.com/ Now I just wanted to show you how a compost area might look like. We have some leaf mulch here, now i spent much of the morning separating 3 different kinds of materials. There was a big pile ontop of that old compost pile there, we have a lot of these old branches, leaf mulch. What I've also done is shredded bigger branches and this pile here is green stuff, plenty of flies with vegetable, it will be mixed with brown stuff. Smaller branches, older compost pile here, lovely black stuff here with little branches which is important because too much carbon content in soil will rob nitrogen from soil. Softer branches are okay, bigger branches are not okay. Before we talk about how we make the compost heap, we talk about this heap I made two months ago. I made a video on it. We see black stuff in it, its half decomposed, twigs need to be broken, there is worms, worms are great. The compost has cooled down and some nasturtium flowers growing here. How to make it: use brown carbon materials bark, mulch, paper, cardboard leaves twigs, then comes water, fungi and bacteria make use of it. Then branches are the brown and also allow air pockets to come into compost. Air is important for fungi to break down the heap, green material we use vegetable peelings, cow manures, then add soil for worms so worms can have it to break down compost material. Eventually we go back to browns, water, then greens, every now and then we use an inoculant, which is fungi found in the forest. Worm castings or adding sweet compost is very good for and innoculum. Another thing is, different materials in the garden, weeds, food scraps, leaves, branches, if you can make sure you have a certain amount of carbon and nitrogen (25:1) if you have these quantities in the right amount, the decomposition process will do very well. Easiest way to think of it is a sandwich, brown on the outside and thin layer of green inside. Also recommend, with higher compost, make levels of brown and green, add soil in-between, up to a meter or 2 meters, turn it once a day. It will heat up a lot and adding water will cool it down. I was using a thermostat to make sure its not above 60C, but u can leave it there for a day and if its hot to the touch you should turn it and water it, if its not hot then its okay. You can use this compost for compost tea if you care for it enough. Bring in microbes from a wormery or an old compost heap that smells sweet to ensure bacteria. Throw in fungi to innoculate every now and then. Quickly here, this is hyphen, (fungi decomposing this compost). Hope that answered a lot of question in regards to making your own compost, This is different from a wormery that's a low, 30cm high heap, we feed it by adding nitrogen and carbon materials and worms as well. Now if you have any questions drop a comment on Youtube, Facebook or private message me, thanks for watching. .

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How To Make A Compost Tumbler (Fast, Cheap and Easy)

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Duration: 9:01
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: TheCrunchyHousewife

How To Make A Compost Tumbler. Learn How To Prepare Dark, Rich, Nutrient-Dense Compost For Your Garden. Make Compost Using A Water Barrel, Whether You Live O...

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How to Make Compost Tea - Super EZ Method

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Duration: 4:49
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: CaliKim29 Garden & Home DIY

Many of you have asked how I make compost tea that can be used on the garden every day. Here's how I make it, its super EZ, requires no special ingredients o...

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Grass to Garden Soil in 14 Days! Drunken Composting Using Beer, Cola, & Ammonia!

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Duration: 8:44
Updated: 06 Sep 2014
author: Reaganite71

Check the comments before posting questions on this. Chances are, I've already answered it 10 or 20 times ;-) If you ask a question I've answered 10 or 20 ti...

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Dark Matter: Inside the Compost Cycle: Science on the SPOT

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Duration: 5:39
Updated: 27 Jun 2013
author: KQEDondemand

How does San Francisco's 600 tons of compostable waste become a nutrient-rich material that improves the quality of our local wines? Agronomist Bob Shaffer, ...

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Cielo Razzo - Compost [Disco Completo]

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Duration: 47:45
Updated: 04 Sep 2014
author: Emanuel Cesx

Compost es el quinto disco de estudio de la banda Cielo Razzo (2010). La tapa se centra en la imagen de tres lombrices haciendo referencia justamente al proc...

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Cómo reciclar la basura y convertirla en COMPOST, abono ecológico. Huerto urbano.

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Duration: 18:15
Updated: 05 Sep 2014
author: Terrazocultor jose manuel

Una buena forma de reciclar los desechos de cocina y del huerto -o jardín- es convertirlos en abono para ese huerto o jardín. Es el compost, un abono orgánic...

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Free Fungally Dominated Compost & Mulch

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Duration: 5:36
Updated: 07 Dec 2014

We’ve been using fungally dominated compost and mulch in our garden for years, and we’ve done so without ever purchasing packaged compost or mulch products. Today I’ll show you how, but first let’s talk about the difference between bacterially dominated compost and fungally dominated compost. One Yard Revolution is all about growing a lot of food on a little land using sustainable organic methods, while keeping costs and labor at a minimum. Emphasis is placed on improving soil quality with compost, mulch, and compost tea. No store-bought fertilizers, soil amendments, pesticides, compost activators, etc. are used. Join me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/oneyardrevolution Channel Page: http://www.youtube.com/user/OneYardRevolution Featured video: "Mycorrhizae and Mycorrhizal Amendments": http://youtu.be/2tdo3wSHVhA Stephen's video: Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ_TR-o3B4 1)"Teaming with Microbes" by Jeff Lowenfels and Wayne Lewis 2) "Mycorrhizae: So, What the Heck are they Anyway?": http://puyallup.wsu.edu/~linda%20chalker-scott/horticultural%20myths_files/Myths/Mycorrhizae.pdf

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Compost Bin From Pallets

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Duration: 8:31
Updated: 03 Sep 2014
author: HackaweekTV

If you have access to some discarded wooden pallets, you can build a compost bin with them fairly easy.

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2 Min. Tip: Heat up Compost without Turning It (Quick & Easy!)

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Duration: 2:15
Updated: 13 Nov 2014

In today's 2 minute gardening tip, I show you how you can heat up a compost pile without turning it. One Yard Revolution is all about growing a lot of food on a little land using sustainable organic methods, while keeping costs and labor at a minimum. Emphasis is placed on improving soil quality with compost, mulch, and compost tea. No store-bought fertilizers, soil amendments, pesticides, compost activators, etc. are used. Join me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/oneyardrevolution Channel Page: http://www.youtube.com/user/OneYardRevolution

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How Worms Supercharge Compost for Healthier Plants and Greater Yields

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Duration: 4:39
Updated: 29 Aug 2014
author: OneYardRevolution

After our hot compost piles cool down, red wigglers and earth worms move in to break down the rest of the pile, adding their nutrient rich, growth promoting ...

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I'm BACK - Thank You! - Let's build soil health!

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Duration: 16:47
Updated: 24 Oct 2014

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Como hacer compost casero.

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Duration: 6:37
Updated: 03 May 2014

Aprovechar parte de los residuos que generamos en casa puede ser beneficioso para nuestro jardín o huerto casero. La materia orgánica se transforma en un rico compost casero para nuestras plantas.

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A paramilitary police officer carries the lifeless body of an unidentified migrant child, lifting it from the sea shore, near the Turkish resort of Bodrum, Turkey, early Wednesday, Sept. 2, 2015.

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Drowned toddler sparks fresh horror over Europe migrant crisis

Dawn

03 Sep 2015

ISTANBUL. Heart-rending pictures of a toddler's lifeless body washed ashore on a Turkish beach sparked horror on Wednesday as the cost of Europe's growing refugee crisis hit home. The images of a tiny child lying face down in the surf at one of Turkey's main tourist resorts has once more put a human face on the dangers faced by tens of thousands of desperate people who risk life and limb to seek a new life in Europe ... "....

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Hassan Rouhani, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, addresses the Ministerial Meeting of the Non-Aligned Movement, 7 September 2013

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Nuclear deal calls for US to defend Iran against Israeli attack

The Jerusalem Post

03 Sep 2015

"If Israel attacks Iran according to that deal, I believe ... that we have to fight with Iran against Israel," Republican presidential candidate tells CNN ... ....

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In this Sept. 1, 2005 file photo, Israeli men carry a coffin wrapped in an Israeli flag and a prayer shawl, as women follow, during a reburial ceremony for fifteen Jewish settlers at the Mt. of Olives cemetery in Jerusalem.

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Elaborate ancient coffin discovered in Israel

CBS News

03 Sep 2015

Construction workers unearthed "one of the most important and beautiful" such relics ever found - and tried to hide it... ....

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Chris world’s woolliest sheep (unofficially) gets cut

The Irish Times

03 Sep 2015

About 40kg (88 lb) of wool has been sheared from a sheep found near Australia’s capital, the RSPCA said on Thursday, making him unofficially the world’s woolliest ... Reuters ....

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China’s WWII parade shows rising power, President Xi JinPing pledges to cut 30,000 troops

Deccan Chronicle

03 Sep 2015

Beijing. China launched a major military parade through Beijing on Thursday to commemorate Japan’s World War II defeat while underlining President Xi Jinping’s determination to make his country Asia’s pre-eminent power ... Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. “The experience of war makes people value peace even more,” Xi said ... The events also minimize the role of the U.S., Britain and others ...   ....

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Turning household waste into compost

The Hindu

04 Sep 2015

The Residents’ Welfare Association of D-7 Vasant Vihar and the South Delhi Municipal Corporation will maintain the composting facility at Shaheed Rajguru Park....

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Recycling: 12 ideas for greening your garden

The Miami Herald

04 Sep 2015

So much of what we trash can find a second home in the garden. Going green in the garden is not only about planting trees and flowers for Earth Day, but it’s also about using natural and organic products ... It’s also a way to make a beautiful and safe garden to enjoy ... One of the best and easiest ways to recycle in the garden is to make a compost pile. Grass clippings, old leaves and food waste can be made into compost ... Spray paint the tire....

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Free activities and displays at Eco Garden Open Day (The Council of the Shire of ...

Public Technologies

04 Sep 2015

(Source. The Council of the Shire of Hornsby) ... You can also learn more about how to lead an eco-friendly life with displays on composting, native bees, water sustainability and backyard chickens ... WHEN ... WHERE ... COST ... distributed by....

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Turkeys Could Use Obamacare, Too

Bloomberg

04 Sep 2015

The arrival of cooler weather in the upper Midwest has poultry farmers worrying about the return of bird flu, which last spring wiped out more than 48 million chickens and turkeys nationwide. The U.S ... That still doesn’t cover farmers’ lost sales ... He’ll have just two-thirds of his usual supply to sell this Thanksgiving—as long as flu doesn’t strike again ... U.S ... I don’t want to spend my time composting the turkeys in my barn ... ....

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Ray Ridlen: Tips on managing turf in the shade

The Oklahoman

04 Sep 2015

Turfgrasses can be difficult to grow in shady areas and proper management strategies are needed for success ... •1. Right plant, right place ... •2 ... •3 ... •4 ... •5 ... •6 ... •7 ... •8. Remove debris and leaves, especially in the fall and spring.  Tree leaves and other debris only serve to block precious light to the turfgrass plant. Raking and removal is necessary and can often make a nice compost/mulch pile for other landscape beds. •9 ... •10 ... ....

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7 Things Your Server Wants You to Know

Huffington Post

03 Sep 2015

Recently I have forayed back into the realms of waitressing. In a lot of ways I love it. You get to connect with so many different types of people ... 1. We're all human ... 2 ... But unfortunately most restaurants don't compost and wasted food which could be turned into soil to grow more food, just ends up in the landfill. At least take it home and feed it to your dog, or be a responsible human and put it in your own compost ... 3. Tipping is customary....

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Students show the way

The Hindu

03 Sep 2015

Cleanliness and environment upkeep are two sides of the same coin for students of municipality schools in Gobichettipalayam ... The composted manure is used for fertigating greenery on the campus ... ....

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Eugene Sunday Streets is Back September 20 in Friendly Area (City of Eugene, OR)

Public Technologies

03 Sep 2015

(Source. City of Eugene, OR) Eugene Sunday Streets is Back September 20 in Friendly Area. On Sunday, September 20, from noon to 4 p.m ... The uniqueness of the Friendly neighborhood will be highlighted through garden tours and worm composting, a performance by the Adams Elementary School Marimba Band, and delightful food and drink specials from J Tea, Green Plow Juicery and the Friendly Street Market and Deli ... (noodl....

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September 10, 2015 (Village of Allouez, WI)

Public Technologies

03 Sep 2015

(Source. Village of Allouez, WI). AGENDA. PUBLIC WORK'S COMMITTEE MEETING. Thursday September 10, 2015. 7.00 A.M., Allouez Village Hall. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ACTION BY THE COMMITTEE MAY BE TAKEN ON ANY OF THE ITEMS WHICH ARE DESCRIBED IN THIS AGENDA. ACTION TAKEN WOULD BE TO MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS TO VILLAGE BOARD FOR THEIR APPROVAL. 1 . MODIFY/ADOPT AGENDA. 2. APPROVE MINUTES from the August 13th Meeting ... METRO COMPOST STUDY (DPW Berndt)....

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Civic body takes stock of fly menace at Vellalore dumpyard

The Times of India

03 Sep 2015

COIMBATORE. A day after inspecting bad roads, the city corporation authorities made a surprise visit to the Vellalore dumpyard on Wednesday, to set right the fly menace caused by the mounds of garbage ... They took stock of the fly control measures put in place by the contractor and the civic body. This is the fourth inspection of the dump yard this month ... "The vermi-compost plant would begin functioning within a month's time ... ....

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Farm Aid Partners With Legends Hospitality to Present HOMEGROWN Concessions® at Farm Aid 30 in Chicago Sept. 19 HOMEGROWN Concessions® will serve good food from family farms at all-day music and food festival

PR Newswire

03 Sep 2015

CHICAGO, Sept. 3, 2015 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Farm Aid announced today that it will partner with Legends Hospitality to bring family farm food to concertgoers at Farm Aid 30 in Chicago on Saturday, Sept ... All food will be served on compostable service ware to create a conservation-minded event. The resulting compost made from service ware and food scraps will sustain soil and future crops in the Chicago region ... ... About Farm Aid ... ....

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BOOK REVIEW: Anjie Cho’s 108 Ways to Create Holistic Spaces

Inhabitat

03 Sep 2015

108 Ways to Create Holistic Spaces. Feng Shui and Green Design for Healing Organic Homes ... RELATED. 8 natural Feng Shui winter cures for the home. Ms ... Ms. Cho’s LEEP AP accreditation is widely evident throughout the guide, with tips ranging from water-saving implementations for the bathroom, buying post-consumer recycled products, composting, recycling, and how to switch to a green energy provider ... + 108 Ways to Create Holistic Spaces....

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WEIS MARKETS INSTALLS ENERGY EFFICIENT LED LIGHTING IN LEWISBURG STORE (Weis Markets Inc)

Public Technologies

03 Sep 2015

(Source. Weis Markets Inc) WEIS MARKETS INSTALLS ENERGY EFFICIENT LED LIGHTING IN LEWISBURG STORE. Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 ... The new lighting is now in use in all areas of the store and its parking lot ... Kevin Small, VP of Store Development ... In 2014, it recycled more than 31,450 tons of waste including 22,387 pounds of cardboard, 479 tons of waxed cardboard, 720 tons of plastic bags and 4,000 tons of food waste composted. ### ... (noodl....

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your diseased semen
Stroking that rod
like horny gay sailor man
Dead sperm explosion
Pressure makes
your phallus burst into pieces,
Screaming now in climax of agony
Blood mixed sperm
all over the room,
and pieces of torn off foreskin
Yellow mucus dripping from your genitals
stench of puss fills the air soon
Your dick exploded
like cum volcano
and the pressure

Top Cumbeast, Inuteral Rape

Witness the medical miracle
As ultrasound unveils the horror
Fetus with over developed genital region
Attacking the twin inside the womb
Fetal cock penetrates

Top Cumbeast, Grandma Cremation

I hate your fucking grandma,
she's a fat old cunt
I'd love to see her dead
and soon I'll pull a stunt
I always see her peeping
through her window drapes
Telling you not to swear
and that jesus saves
Yeah, I know she's old
and fucking sick
But there's no point in peeping,
and being such a dick
As I walk by her house,
I see a glimpse of that flowery dress
She's peeping there again,
that lard ass fucking mess
I sneak into her house
and beat her senseless
She's your loved grannie,
I could not care less
I tie her to a chair and
pull her gray hair
Choke her with my bare hands,
now this shit is fair
I take your grandma by surprise,
batter her with a carpet beater
Kick her into the mouth,
she looks like a muthafucking beaver
I soak her with can of gas,
It's time to scratch the match
I watch your grandma turn to ash,

Top Cumbeast, Dr. Dongledore (and A Cock With Butterfly Wings)

Evil doctor with sick deeds,
mutilating bodies
for his deranged needs
Limbs and organs
all over his house,
sewing together
ballsack and a mouse
Building new life....
with his twisted connections
Chopping off a penis....
a corpse humiliation
Chorus:
DOCTOR!
Has awakened the thing!
COCK!
With butterfly wings!
CORPSE!
Without a dick!
DONGLEDORE!
Yo, that's some ill shit!
Rigor mortis cock
and wings of a butterfly
Desecrated body
in the corner it lies
Pumping fluids
to a headless body with no dick
Corpse re-animates
that's some ill shit!
Malignant corpse rampages
after its lost fucking prick
Imagine yourself without head
trying to catch your own dick!
Tripping to its own feet
cause it can't see a shit
You're undead
and life is still a bitch!
Flying dick causing disaster
dickless body is running faster
Explosions all over his lab,
Doctor escapes, he's taking a cab

Top Cumbeast, Burning The Blessed

I fondle my balls
as I scratch the match of sin
I just want to smell
the burning human skin
Cum drips from my cock
as I think all my dirty deeds
To see my family burn
satisfies my sick needs
Flames must be fed!
Burning the blessed!
I enter from the window in your attic
Sniff the gas it makes me feel ecstatic
Whole family doped to unconsciousness
Soon fire will rid them of earthly flesh
CHORUS:
I must now make sure,
they;re all trapped inside
Soon I'll see them burn,
whole family of five
Smell the gasoline, It's time to ignite
Flames they make me high,
In awe I watch them die
IGNITING!
WATCHING!
EJACULATING!
HERE I CUM!
Extreme rush of blood
rages inside my veins
Inhale the ash filled air as I cum
to the charred remains
Find a burned skull
to coat it with my semen
Masturbation in the ashes

Top Cumbeast, Blasting The Bling Bling

Yeah muthafucka!
Hanging in da hoo
with your golden necklace
Posing with your gear
no matter what's the case
You think you're immortal
in your B.M.W.
I'll make you my bitch,
soon you will see
Sniffin' some shit or smoking a bong
So fuckin wasted,
you think you're king kong
I have a plan for fuckers like you
And there's some whacked shit that i can do
I blow you ride up and kill your ho's
Only thing you'll be sniffing is my steel toe
I nuke your fucking mansion
can you hear the bass?
This game is mine game
cause I've got the ace
STUPID FUCKING PIMP!
BLASTING BLING BLING!
I ain't ya brotha and this ain't your hood
Betta start walkin' or loose my cool
Muthafuckas like you
are poisoning the youth
Soon my fists and my piece
are telling the truth
Stupid fucking pimp, blasting the bling bling
Hear tupac, I'm blasting the bling bling
muthafucka!
HEAR TUPAC SING!
BLASTING BLING BLING
BOOM!
What a noize when i track u up
Lard ass nigga ass a shield
and uzi is my back up.
I spray everywhere,
dead brothaz lie on the ground.
Loco muthafucka i'm pissed as a hellbound.
No mercy given, not even a short break.
I smoke you one by one
I ain't making a mistake.
As said i'm a loco muthafucka! I'll make u
pay cos' i'm a crazy blanquito from da streetz,
where the knowledge is strength foolz, 187's
found when i pick up my new tool.
Watch me roar when i hunt down ya sorry ass.
Soon you'll whine:
"you're a bunch a white trash!"
WROOOONG NUGGA!! This is CB crew.
We're here to shoot ya asses and wake up the
masses. U feel me, bust a cap in yo ass!!!