Adopted (2009)

Actors

• Pauly Shore (actor)
• Pauly Shore (producer)
• Pauly Shore (writer)
• Pauly Shore (director)
• David Albert Pierce (miscellaneous crew)
• The Newton Brothers (composer)
• Chester Contaoi (editor)
• Cindy Iglesias (actress)
• Miles Barken (editor)
• Neill Frank (miscellaneous crew)
• Sam Hendrikse (producer)
• Ann Roberts (producer)

Genres

• Comedy

Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Actors

• Carlos Gómez (actor)
• Bobby Lee (actor)
• Charles Fleischer (actor)
• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Corey Feldman (actor)
• Clint Howard (actor)
• Dr. Dre (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Dennis Burkley (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• Carson Daly (actor)
• Tommy Chong (actor)
• Kurt Loder (actor)
• Tommy Lee (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood will never be the same.

Quotes:

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!

Shore, Pauly Filmography

• Funny: The Documentary
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Whistle While I Work It
  2013, role: actor , character name: Door Man
• Pauly Shore's Pauly~tics
  2012, role: writer
• Whiskey Business
  2012, role: actor , character name: Nicky Ferelli
• Pauly Shore's Pauly~tics
  2012, role: producer
• Pauly Shore's Pauly~tics
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• First Look: Ultimate Teaser Trailer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pauly Shore's Pauly~tics
  2012, role: director
• Pauly Shore's Vegas Is My Oyster
  2011, role: producer
• Pauly Shore's Vegas Is My Oyster
  2011, role: writer
• Pauly Shore's Vegas Is My Oyster
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Captured
  2011, role: actor , character name: Skippy Popenoe
• Captured
  2011, role: producer
• The Shorez
  2011, role: producer
• Ed Hardy Boyz 2: The Case of When That Hot Filipina Girl Lost Her Tramp Stamp at Mini-Golf
  2011, role: actor
• Pauly Shore's Vegas Is My Oyster
  2011, role: director
• The Shorez
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
  2011, role: actor , character name: AFA Emcee
• The Shorez
  2011, role: writer
• Stonerville
  2011, role: actor , character name: Rod Hardbone
• Adopted
  2009, role: producer
• Adopted
  2009, role: writer
• Pauly Shore & Friends
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Opposite Day
  2009, role: actor , character name: Robert Benson
• Why Men Go Gay in L.A.
  2009, role: actor
• Adopted
  2009, role: director
• Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Cat
• Pauly Shore & Friends
  2009, role: writer
• Adopted
  2009, role: actor , character name: Pauly Shore
• Last Day Dream
  2009, role: actor , character name: Fistfighter
• CMT Paid Vacation with Pauly Shore
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• America
  2008, role: writer
• America
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Junior Defenders
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Heckler
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Natural Born Komics
  2007, role: writer
• Natural Born Komics
  2007, role: director
• Natural Born Komics
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Natural Born Komics
  2007, role: producer
• Rising Son: The Legend of Skateboarder Christian Hosoi
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Playboy: Hef's Halloween Spooktacular
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Big Fat Independent Movie
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Film Trix 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spring Break Celebrity Fantasies
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Commentator
• Pauly Shore Is Dead
  2003, role: producer
• Pauly Shore Is Dead
  2003, role: writer
• I Love the '70s
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pauly Shore Is Dead
  2003, role: actor , character name: Bucky's Cousin

Famous quotes by Pauly Shore:

"I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face,"

"Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot."

"I'm probably most proud of this one as I was 'Son-in-Law' and 'Encino Man,'"

"Then we basically wreck it and then we put it back together, ... And we have a nice environmental message in the thing."

"Chickens, You guys have chickens. Are they extra crispy or extra recipe?"

"Middle America ripping the fields, oooh."

"I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off."

"My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic."

"I'm not used to getting good reviews."

"My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers."

"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

"I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time."

"That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money."

"Even at my peak, I never went too over the top."

"Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Blue Chair - Elvis Costello
• Blucher - Kamelot

Now it's just you and me, my blue friend
And you say that it's you that she's thinking of
And our affair must end
But if it's you that she's thinking of
I think my broken heart might mend
[Chorus:]
Now it's my turn to talk and your turn to think
Your turn to buy and my turn to drink
Your turn to cry and my turn to sink down in the Blue Chair
Down in the Blue Chair
Now I've made up my mind I've made my mistake
And I know that she cries for you
When she's barely awake
Well she's going to bend your mind
Well I hope it don't break
[Chorus]
Down in the Blue Chair
We can watch our troubles rise
Like smoke into the air
And drift up to the ceiling
Down in the Blue Chair
You can feel just like a boy or a man
And next minute you can find yourself kneeling
Down in the Blue Chair
They're boasting of loving the daylights right out of her in the small hours
Down in the Blue Chair
You say that your love lasts forever when you know the night is just hours
And still I want her right now
Not any minute, hour or day
And wherever she is tonight
I want her anyway
I suppose she never said to you,
You were just in the way
[Chorus]
Down in the Blue Chair
Down in the blue
Blue becomes you

Dim is the light of a war day
In the land of the undying sun
Hollow the silence around me
Distant the sound of a gun
Port side is close to the shore
I wonder where she is
Incoming shot cross the bow
Will she remember me
Wail my April moon
God forsaken soul
I remember you
Come with me tonight
Damned is the dawn of a new day
Revelations of death and despair
Frost misty waters around me
Frantic and naked the fear
Port side is close to the shore
Incoming shot cross the bow
Wail my April moon
God forsaken soul
I remember you
Come with me tonight
Say your prayers
Loud and clearly