John Johnsonson

@JohnJohnsonson

Joined April 2009
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  1. 8 hours ago

    Because you're only moments from cardiac arrest.

    It’s amazing how quickly things don’t matter when you're drinking a Red Velvet Oreo Shake.
    7 retweets 14 favorites
  2. 10 hours ago

    "I usually only sacrifice white animals but I'll give it a go."

    4:07 AM - 22 Jul 2015 · Details
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  3. 11 hours ago

    Your readership.

    Oh my God, who are these people?
    21 retweets 34 favorites
  4. 11 hours ago

    BREAKING - HOCKEY CONGRATULATES JAPAN ON STUNNING WW2 VICTORY

    6 retweets 19 favorites
  5. 12 hours ago

    Joe Hockey has to pay the defamation lawyers $850,000, or as he likes to call it "a year's rent at my wife's house".

    30 retweets 33 favorites
  6. 12 hours ago

    "Fairfax are clearly not independent, always," said Joe Hockey who ordered a TV producer be sacked over a talk show guest.

    18 retweets 17 favorites
  7. 12 hours ago

    . Just wondering if you'd be interested in suing me? I'm a little short of cash this week :)

    9 retweets 28 favorites
  8. 15 hours ago

    Do you mean the legal community?

    "Our spending must deliver long-term benefits for the community"
    8 retweets 9 favorites
  9. 16 hours ago

    Joe Hockey has to pay the defamation lawyers about $850,000, or as Bronwyn Bishop likes to put it, "170 helicopter rides".

    104 retweets 72 favorites
  10. 16 hours ago

    What's the fastest way to make $200,000? GIVE JOE HOCKEY $1 MILLION

    9 retweets 21 favorites
  11. 16 hours ago

    Here's The Australian trying to convince itself that Joe Hockey come out on top.

    10:40 PM - 21 Jul 2015 · Details
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  12. 16 hours ago

    BREAKING - HOCKEY CASUALLY SUGGESTS RAISING THE GST TO 85%

    30 retweets 32 favorites
  13. 16 hours ago

    BREAKING - JOE HOCKEY'S SAVINGS ACCOUNT ALSO REPORTING BUDGET DEFICIT

    10 retweets 12 favorites
  14. 16 hours ago

    A HUGE congrats to Joe Hockey for winning $200k and losing $850k in costs for his defamation action YOU SHOWED THEM BUDDY

    167 retweets 133 favorites
  15. 18 hours ago

    BREAKING - JIMMY BARNES HAS A CHEAP WHINE

    2 retweets 8 favorites
  16. 18 hours ago

    When I read that Apple Inc lost $60 billion in an hour, I thought it had joined the Sydney property market!

    9 favorites
  17. 18 hours ago

    I'M ON FIRE!!!! (i recently contracted thrush and as a result feel a burning sensation in my crotch)

    1 retweet 4 favorites
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  19. 20 hours ago

    PRINCE GEORGE STEALS THE SHOW* (*photo shoot in which a photographer was paid $100,000 to take photos of Prince George)

    3 retweets 5 favorites
  20. 20 hours ago

    It's only fair that Bronwyn Bishop attend a Labor fundraiser. After all, she's been helping the party for years.

    5 retweets 15 favorites

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