15 Jul 2015

The Best Defence Is A Gun-Toting American Survivalist Offence

By Mathew Kenneally

Mathew Kenneally may not be armed to the teeth, but that hasn’t stopped him from taking aim.

The NRA is sick of smug Australians. Every time a mass shooting happens in the United States (the only place mass shootings happen) some advocate of gun control points to Australia. The NRA are tired of us just sitting over here, accepting the congratulations, not missing our guns. They’ve responded by warning Australians: gun violence is coming; and without guns we have no chance of fighting it.

This line washes over Australians. Most of us never owned guns. Many Australians have lived long lives unprepared to fight off a surprise gun attack with a concealed AK-47. We’ve bet on fewer guns as our best defence. As Max Chalmers argues, facts suggest we bet right.

The NRA pitch works damn well in America though. As a dual US/Australian citizen I suspect this is because Americans are both more paranoid and more self-confident than Australians.

Gun rights advocates seem to believe both that gun crime is out of control, but provided they are armed they can repel any attack. Take the fear of home invasion, the risk of which is infinitesimally small. The NRA pushes the view that there is a real chance an American will burst into your home. However, they will be either unarmed or so slow witted, that you will have time to arm yourself and strike back.

Myself, I’m fairly confident that I’ll never stare down the barrel of a gun. Further, if I owned a gun, I’d probably be too clumsy to wrangle it in the middle of a confrontation. In all likelihood I’d probably have shot myself in the foot with it a month before, eliminating any hope of running for it.

Gun rights advocates known as “survivalists” epitomize this American mixture optimism and paranoia. These are people who are preparing for the end of the world. They’ve watched programs like The Walking Dead, read Stephen King’s Under the Dome, or attend an evangelical church that believes gay marriage is a sign of the end of days.

Survivalists do not intend to be caught unawares. They stockpile food. Live in mountain towns with fresh water streams. Attach solar panels to their roof. Not because of a misguided belief in anthropogenic climate change, that would be stupid. They need their own power source because Barack Obama may invade Texas.

It is not enough to have food, a bunker, and gold to trade in the post-currency economy. Firearms will be necessary to protect your fort from the fools who refused to prepare for the worst. Survivalists need to stop liberals taking guns today, to ensure liberals cannot redistribute their supplies tomorrow.

Survivalism in the United States is a multi-billion dollar industry. There is a real-estate market for survival properties, best-selling books, and expos. Yahoo finance estimates there are 3.7 million survivalists in the States. The popularity of survivalism is another reason to oppose gun control. Survivors in the post-apocalyptic world will not merely be picking off ill-prepared hipsters, but well-armed rivals. Assault rifles will be necessary for any family wanting to move into a nice post-apocalypse neighbourhood.

I am somewhat in awe of survivalists. I’m half-American so I’m a timid survivalist. I have enough tinned food in the cupboard to last five days, a bottle of water in the fridge, and enough battery on my laptop to watch movies for a week. However, if humanity does not make it back to its feet by the time I’m out of movies, I’m out.

By contrast, American survivalists believe they will make it well past week one. That they will survive disease and infection without modern medicine. That with a few days at the rifle club, their family will be able to indefinitely hold off bandits, police forces, or the US military. It’s admirable optimism from people who also believe mass extinction is highly likely.

Clearly survivalists do not drive the NRA, they are but one part of a movement made up of the arms industry, local hunters, and ideologues. However, it is the mixture of paranoia and optimism that the NRA pitches to. 

This is all decidedly un-Australian. For us Mad Max is a film, not a documentary. Guns are for winning Olympics medals. Stockpiling beans to prepare for the end of the world makes you a weirdo. A bloke who thinks he’s prepared for Armageddon because he joined the rifle club is full of himself.

That’s why NRA’s “you need your gun” message does not resonate with us. If there is a disaster every Australian already has enough beer in the fridge. If disaster strikes, we can drink until the government gets a handle on it. If we run out, so be it.

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Rashid.M
Posted Wednesday, July 15, 2015 - 15:18

Gun rights advocates known as “survivalists” epitomize this American mixture optimism and paranoia. These are people who are preparing for the end of the world.

The "paranoia" evident in the US survivalist community also manifests as a deep mistrust of all things 'government'. In extreme cases this mistrust develops into outright hostility and, as was shown by Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh, can lead to acts of anarchistic terrorism.

This user is a New Matilda supporter. nobody456
Posted Wednesday, July 15, 2015 - 15:51

People obsessed with guns not only have mental health issues but appear to also have intelligence levels well below average. This applies to all countries and the only thing that keeps some sort of lid on gun violence are laws and ever vigilent people who can't be paid off by the gun lobby.

MwB
Posted Wednesday, July 15, 2015 - 16:46

Please explain the self confidence reference. How are Americans more self confident and why is this relevant in this issue? If self confidence is higher amongst Americans it is, it seems to me, due to many Americans complete ignorance about the rest of the world, believing the people from every other country, including people from other developed countries where the average standard on living is higher than the average American's, are clamouring to get to America. This produces an unwarranted belief that the U.S. is far and away the country of choice for other nationalities. However, most people from other developed countries would prefer the own toile in a country without the huge social problems that American had but is not dealing with.

thomasee73
Posted Wednesday, July 15, 2015 - 22:02

MwB.

 

The self confidence to which the author refers is the self-confidence required by survivalists to be optimistic that they will survive well past week one of the apocalypse. 

bladeofgrass
Posted Wednesday, July 15, 2015 - 22:24

I am not a survivalist, and have never owned a gun. But you need to be wearing heavily rose-tinted glasses not to see some sort of "apocalypse" in America's future.

As for the last lines, "If there is a disaster every Australian already has enough beer in the fridge. If disaster strikes, we can drink until the government gets a handle on it"...

a) I don't drink (God! How un-Australian!) and

b) you may be overly optimistic about the level of trust the average citizen has in the government.

This user is a New Matilda supporter. MattQ
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 13:27

Paranoia is not required. We have collectively surpassed our planetary limits to growth available by current industrial techniques, and the global economic collapse traces it's mathematical trajectory from it's 1972 prediction almost perfectly(CSIRO 2008). Climate change is a bonus confounder to recovery, and although emissions will cease with the global economy, it will only take a few years to restart it's engines, hopefully after pointing the ship in a better direction.

America will use it's guns to shred itself(partly in collecting others' guns), along with any other country which has torn up the social contract for the benefit of it's Oligarchs. Far from helping out, said Oligarchs, family, retainers and mercs are guaranteed to be holed up in well-defended island getaways until the shit they left behind composts. A billion refugees on the move globally.

Australia will suddenly become the refugee destination OP mistakenly believes it already is. Working social contract(maybe), geographical isolation, food-self-sufficiency, energy self-sufficiency, aquifers under 80% of the land mass(hopefully still unpolluted by coal mining).

Some might stockpile gold(but dangerous to keep) and silver(but heavy per unit of buying power) - IMHO real coffee will be the ultimate currency(but bulky per unit of buying power).

DrGideonPolya
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 13:03

The armed-to-the-teeth, racist, religious right,  Republican (R4),  American gun-nuts might have sensible second thoughts if they replaced  “hypothetical self-defence” with  “avoidance of death”.

Thus sensible  analysis reveals that the “annual empirical probability of an American  dying preventably from preventable causes from homicide to smoking” (P = 1 in 207) is about 500,000 times greater   than the “empirical annual probability of an American being killed by a terrorist attack in the US ” (P = 1 in 100 million) (see Gideon Polya, “One Percenter Greed & War Means Over 1.5 Million Americans Die Preventably Each Year”,  Countercurrents, 19 September, 2014: http://www.countercurrents.org/polya190914.htm ).

With respect to the  1.5 million Americans who die preventably each year, the breakdown and annual P values ( “empirical annual probability of death”) are  as follows (note gun, homicide and suicide overlaps):

1.  443,000 Americans die from smoking-related causes annually  (P = 443,000 /319,000,000 = 1.39 in 1,000 = 1 in 719) with roughly 1 in 5 of all deaths and 49,000 or about 10% dying from passive smoking (P = 1 in 6,494).

2. 440,000 Americans die from adverse events in hospitals each year (P = 1 in 725).

3. 300,000 Americans die from obesity-related causes annually (P = 1 in 1,063) .

4. 75,000 American alcohol-related deaths annually (P= 1 in 4,253) .

5. 70,000 Americans die annually from air pollution (e.g. from coal burning, vehicle exhaust, carbon burning in general) (P= 1 in 4,557).

6. 45,000 US deaths annually  from lack of medical insurance (P= 1 in 7,089).

7. 38,000 US drug-related deaths annually (P= 1 in 8,395) , this including  21,000 US opiate drug-related deaths annually from US restoration and protection of the Taliban-destroyed Afghan opium industry (P= 1 in 15,190)  .

8. 33,000Americans killed by motor vehicles each year (P= 1 in 9,667).

9. 31,000 gun-related US deaths annually (P= 1 in 10,290).

10. 30,000 Americans suicide annually (P= 1 in 10,633) with 7,000 being US veterans (P= 1 in 45,571).

11. 21,000 avoidable under-5 year old US infant deaths annually (P= 1 in 15,190).

12. 15,000 Americans are violently murdered annually (P= 1 in 21,267) but as this list shows, about 1.5 million Americans are passively murdered each year by One Percenter-subverted politician inaction and fiscal perversion  (P= 1 in 207  ).

This user is a New Matilda supporter. MattQ
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 13:45

DrGP: Chilling stats. Michael Moore's observation that Canadians own more guns than Amercians(per Capita), but use them on each other at the same rate as Australians is a chilling indictment on Amerca's dog-eat-dog-is-good culture. The social contract is a distant memory and it's every-human-for-itself. We did not evolve to live this way, so it's no wonder mental illness is skyrocketting. The US does not treat it's mentally ill unless they can pay - so it loads them into for-profit prisons. The State pays more overall, but the victim does not benefit, Oligarchs do.

The culture-shock I experienced from working with engineers in Chicago for 6 months eclipsed, by far, anything I experienced from months in South-East Asia and China. I expected Indonesia(for example) to be different, and apart from some customs, the people were, overall,  just like me. America was scary because it 'looks' like home, but scratch the surface and an alien landscape of visceral xeno-hatred is unearthed. Maybe 1 in 10 shared my general outlook as opposed to 1/2-1/3 here, and I acknowledge being quite radical.

Amercans are more existentially afraid than any other group of nationals I have encountered. They are fucking TERRIFIED of each other. Splintered, fragmented and powerless against the steel-armoured-forces arrayed against them by their 'betters'.

Megpie71
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 18:02

I've been inside the house when a burglary has been taking place at least twice.  Both times, the burglars stole car keys (once my father's, once mine) and then used those to take the car they operated.  Both times, the first anyone knew of it was when the sound of the car starting up (or the garage door opening) alerted us to the fact.  

The first such incident happened in my parents' house.  In order to pinch my father's car keys, the thieves had to go into my parents' bedroom.  If there'd been a gun in the house, it probably would have been stored there.  So the burglars would have, in all likelihood, been armed and equipped with my father's car keys as well.  That particular burglary wasn't even the first one where the thieves had gone straight to the master bedroom, either - about five years before, another bunch had come in the same way as this bunch had (over our back fence, which backed onto a railway reserve, and through the laundry door) and stolen my mother's purse from the master bedroom.

As a result of this, I find myself sceptical of the notion that gun ownership will keep a household safe from burglary.  What worked far more effectively for my family as a burglary prevention device, in retrospect, was the one-dollar bolt installed on the inside of the interior door of the laundry, ensuring that anyone who could get into the laundry couldn't get any further into the house (we'd installed that years before, as a way of giving one of our neighbours access to the laundry to feed and water our pet cat while we were on holiday.  As Mum pointed out, anyone who was capable of nicking the appliances (washing machine, dryer, chest freezer) was probably also capable of taking the interior door off its hinges and getting into the rest of the house anyway).

Besides, a "disaster" in Australian terms tends to be a cyclone, a flood, a bushfire, a storm or a combination of the above; it usually comes prefixed with the term "natural".  Our culture doesn't tend toward the same level of toxic individualism that the culture of the USA extends to, because we have these regular scheduled natural disasters coming through, and reinforcing to people we're a lot better off working together (regardless of our differences) than we are going our separate ways.  Cyclones, floods, bushfires and storms don't care about your race, your religion, your skin colour, your income, or the number of guns you own - they're going to leave you without somewhere to live regardless.

This user is a New Matilda supporter. musikki
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 18:43

What a strange mixture is the US. Some of the world's top intellects, this gun rubbish, and some astonishing percentage of them think the earth is 4000 years old.

Megpie71
Posted Thursday, July 16, 2015 - 19:06

"If you're paranoid, you can never have enough guns" - John Douglas.

(For those who aren't aware, Mr Douglas was one of the FBI's first full-time psychological profilers of criminals, particularly serial killers, stalkers, mass murderers, bombers, and assassin types). 

This user is a New Matilda supporter. Youngy
Posted Friday, July 17, 2015 - 09:28

Nice work Matthew. Enjoyed the read. A touch of Jim Jefferies without the profanity.