A petition is a request to do something, most commonly addressed to a government official or public entity. Petitions to a deity are a form of prayer.
In the colloquial sense, a petition is a document addressed to some official and signed by numerous individuals. A petition may be oral rather than written, and in this era may be transmitted via the Internet.
Petition can also be the title of a legal pleading that initiates a legal case. The initial pleading in a civil lawsuit that seeks only money (damages) might be called (in most U.S. courts) a complaint. An initial pleading in a lawsuit that seeks non-monetary or "equitable" relief, such as a request for a writ of mandamus or habeas corpus, custody of a child, or probate of a will, is instead called a petition.
In pre-modern Imperial China petitions were always sent to an Office of Transmission (Tongzheng si or 通政司) where court secretaries read petitions aloud to the emperor. Petitions could be sent by anybody, from a scholar-official to a common farmer, although the petitions were more likely read to the emperor if they were persuasive enough to impeach questionable and corrupt local officials from office. When petitions arrived to the throne, multiple copies were made of the original and stored with the Office of Supervising Secretaries before the original written petition was sent to the emperor.
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962) is an American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian. He is widely known as host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central.
Stewart started as a stand-up comedian, but branched into television as host of Short Attention Span Theater for Comedy Central. He went on to host his own show on MTV, called The Jon Stewart Show, and then hosted another show on MTV called You Wrote It, You Watch It. He has also had several film roles as an actor. Stewart became the host of The Daily Show on Comedy Central in early 1999. He is also a writer and co-executive-producer of the show. After Stewart joined, The Daily Show steadily gained popularity and critical acclaim, resulting in his sixteen Emmy Awards.
Stewart has gained acclaim as an acerbic, satirical critic of personality-driven media shows, in particular those of the US media networks such as CNN, Fox News Channel, and MSNBC. Critics say Stewart benefits from a double standard: he critiques other news shows from the safe, removed position of his "fake news" desk. Stewart agrees, saying that neither his show nor his channel purports to be anything other than satire and comedy. In spite of its self-professed entertainment mandate, The Daily Show has been nominated for news and journalism awards. Stewart hosted the 78th and 80th Academy Awards. He is the co-author of America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, which was one of the best-selling books in the U.S. in 2004 and Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race released in 2010.
The Stig is a character in the British motoring television show Top Gear. The character plays on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who, or indeed what, is inside the character's racing suit. The character was the creation of presenter Jeremy Clarkson and the show's producer Andy Wilman. "Stig" was a nickname for new boys at their old school, Repton. Although there is one "main" Stig, there are several "spin-off" Stigs, referred to by the presenters as "The Stig's <usually a reference to where the presenters are located> cousin."
The Stig is responsible for setting lap times for cars tested on the show, as well as instructing celebrity guests in the show's Star in a Reasonably Priced Car section. (see "Role" below) There have currently been three Stigs—the first Stig started on episode 1, but was killed off in the first episode of series 3. The second Stig appeared in the next episode, and lasted until series 15. The third Stig took over from December 2010.
I prefer to think of you
As a man of many means
Of powers extreme
Exposed to the extreme
Made you so determined
In a map that changes mind
The only possible excuse
For a pretended to be by
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
I can't know the riot is
His motives are mysterious
His anger extreme
Exposed to the extreme
I see your hidden past
Our memories that don't go back
And not to remember why
I'm supposed to lack
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
For those who never have
You keep coming back
Take it, take away
Till the ... ask
For those who never have
You keep coming back
Take it, take away
Till the . ask
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
No, oh
Misinform the life all know
On my banner censor shows
Sudden smoke
Don't feeling like 20,
hey, you wanna play?
money, power estate, (money, power, estate )
when I come to the party
what she do shawty?
I run to the city,
yeah yeah yeah.
I got ** upon me, yeah
I got swag and furness,
hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
when I come to the party,
I run through a G.
Hit the club on swaw,
just me and my gang,
to a.. Conrad, just me and my..
just me and my chain,
them cop on fool, pop 4..cabs
your.. she ain't get my set,
see me running though this 6
all this honors, honors, honors,
when I pull up on a..
you see this money, money, money
pouring 4 yeah that flix, I keep me a big bang roll
on the man the world is mine,
boy you know the ear they low,
Hook:
Don't feeling like 20,
hey, you wanna play?
money, power estate, (money, power, estate )
when I come to the party
what she do shawty?
I run to the city,
yeah yeah yeah.
I got ** upon me, yeah
I got swag and furness,
hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
when I come to the party,
I run through a G.
I made the news and commit no crime,
but she hang on me, by em and mine,
got a lot of big mamas, from A to C
let me got em on look, like 1 2 3
chocolate chase em tell them
where the day of rhythm,
she want a crib magnum, can't forget pelvis,
my ..won't stop it no show,
you know that my hello
dear got here things for the low,
say you know everything is she..
[Hook:]
(We, the undersigned, put forth his name)
Whereas Reggie Leach was born and played
Minor hockey back in my hometown
The Rifle fired his first 500 here
And slapped his way into the NHL
(We, the undersigned, put forth his name)
Whereas some of us weren't always fair
To the Native kid on borrowed skates
Chippy Goolies and Ukranians
In the corners with our elbows up
(We, the undersigned, put forth his name)
Whereas Reggie on a playoff run
Could make a dad go buy the new TV
Put his youngest by the window, place
The split antenna in her tiny hands
(We, the undersigned, put forth his name)
Whereas photos from the old Tribune
Of Reggie smiling with the Stanley Cup
Curled their corners, dropped off bedroom walls
Left a square of where they used to be
We, the undersigned, put forth his name
To the Hockey Hall of Fame
We, the undersigned, put forth his name
To the Hockey Hall of Fame
Therefore, we, the undersigned put forth his name