Hjelp, vi er russ (2011)

Actors

• Kristoffer Joner (actor)
• Tommy Wirkola (producer)
• Thomas Aske Berg (actor)
• Stig Frode Henriksen (writer)
• Stig Frode Henriksen (producer)
• Einar Loftesnes (producer)
• Terje Stroemstad (producer)
• Kjetil Omberg (producer)
• Kenneth Olaf Hjellum (director)
• Alexander Zwart (actor)
• Kenneth Olaf Hjellum (writer)
• Martin Stoltz (editor)
• Camilla Frey (actress)
• Benedicte Aubert Ringnes (producer)
• Aslag Guttormsgaard (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Yao Ming and Children Affected b HIV/AIDS (2005)

Actors

• Ruby Yang (director)
• Thomas Lennon (producer)
• Ming Yao (actor)

Genres

• Documentary

Yao, Ming Filmography

• Linsanity
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Nash
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 NBA All-Star Game
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Houston Rockets
• Ma lan hua
  2009, role: actor
• One 2008th
  2009, role: actor
• 2006 Asian Excellence Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Yao Ming and Children Affected b HIV/AIDS
  2005, role: actor , character name: Yao Ming
• Athens 2004: Games of the XXVIII Olympiad
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Year of the Yao
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2003 NBA All-Star Game
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Yao Ming:

"I can put more energy into next season and future seasons now that the matter has been put aside, ... This was something in my mind and my heart is always in Houston."

"Since this exchange, our team's gained renewed space to lift-off, and this space I think can take us all the way to the championship."

"I have Mr. Alexander's trust and the chance to play in Houston. I believe I will have a great career in Houston. I want to win a championship in Houston and playing with Tracy McGrady, I believe we can do it."

"I can put more energy into next season and future seasons without that worry of contracts."

"I just started playing basketball and I feel pretty healthy. I feel by the time I return to Houston I will be completely healthy."

"I don't think I can play in the National Games. My contract (with the Rockets) d oesn't allow me though I really want to play (in the Games)."

"The NBA is a big family, and I think of all these rookies as my brothers. I still believe I am blue collar among the All-Stars."

"Everybody is improving but I am improving slowly, which seemingly widens our distance."

"Basketball, in America, is like a culture. It is like a foreigner learning a new language. It is difficult to learn foreign languages and it will also be difficult for me to learn the culture for basketball here."

"No matter whether you are new or an old team member, you need time to adjust to one another."

"Putting our ecosystem in great peril is certainly not a part of Chinese culture that I know."

"I finished my high school. I think an educate is very, very important."

"Endangered species are our friends."

"I'm getting fat... because my size, I put on 20 or 30 pounds, it doesn't show very much... I'm thinking about going back to work out in a very short time."

"When I was young, we were taught not to dunk. We were taught not to stand out from the rest of the team. It's different now."

"Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better."

"A good leader must be fair."

"If you're going to learn a new language, you can't try to be perfect. You'll stop yourself from talking. You just have to let go."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bacon Pancakes - Jimmy Wong

So you want to make a meal?
A Breakfast so unreal?
With imagination
Take that apron out
We'll start off nice and slow
(Hey!) Pancakes oughta be simple
Just mix your flour, baking powder
Add salt, and sugar
Sift twice into a bowl
In another beat together eggs and butter
Add milk and you're on your way to
Bacon Pancakes
Makin' Bacon Pancakes!
Take some bacon and
I'll put it in a pancake
Bacon Pancakes
That's what its gonna make
Bacon Pancakes!
And each day that passes
Without pancakes
Takes away all the joy
That we could have made
With some bacon covered by a pancake
Bacon Pancake
Quit singing the chorus
It's infectious as Syphilis
We need to focus
Get your head back in the game
Mix the wet and dry
And stop when it is smooth
Now let it sit for 10 minutes
That's enough to go
Watch Adventure Time!
But don't relax quite yet
Lest ye forget the magic
So kill and skin a pig for
Bacon Pancakes
Makin' Bacon Pancakes!
Take some bacon and
I'll put it in a pancake
Bacon Pancakes
That's what its gonna make
Bacon Pancakes!
Please don't actually try
To cook to this song
'Cause we're not liable
If you burn your mom's house down
But then again
Bacon Pancakes are worth the risk
Bacon Pancakes!
Now it's time for you
To take it to the very next level
By making bacon by bakin bacon
Praying to the bacon gods
The be takin' the time to-
Line a sheet with foil
Place those bacon slices on top
Heat that oven up
And let that pig fat cook
"Oh my glob Melissa,
Like get your lumpy butt
Over here right now!"
They're putting bacon
In the pancakes could it be?
The greatest parts of breakfast
Joined in harmony!
Bacon Pancakes
Makin' Bacon Pancakes!
Take some bacon and
I'll put it in a pancake
Bacon Pancakes
That's what its gonna make
Bacon Pancakes!
Bacon Pancakes
Makin' Bacon Pancakes!
Take some bacon and
I'll put it in a pancake
Bacon Pancakes
That's what its gonna make
Bacon Pancakes!
(Pancake)
Filled with bacon!
(Pancake)
It's just perfection
(Pancake)
All day, everyday
(Pancake)