Dinosaur is a 2000 American computer-animated film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures on May 19, 2000, and is the 39th film in the Walt Disney Animated Classics series. At officially $130 million, it was the most expensive theatrical movie release of the year.
While the main characters in Dinosaur are computer-animated, most of the film's backgrounds were filmed on location. A number of backgrounds were found in Canaima National Park in Venezuela; various tepuis and Angel Falls also appear in the film.
The film opens with an Iguanodon mother forced to abandon her nest, with only one egg surviving a carnivorous Carnotaurus attack. The egg is taken by an Oviraptor, who drops it into a river while fighting another Oviraptor, and finally is taken by a Pteranodon to an island inhabited by lemurs, who see the egg hatch, name the baby dinosaur Aladar, and raise him as their own. When Aladar is an adult, the island is destroyed by a meteor shower, with only Aladar, his grandfather Yar, his mother Plio, his best friend Zini and his sister Suri surviving the destruction of the island by swimming to the mainland.
Plot
Fatherless John Farley's youth frustration, even trauma, like many his school kids' in his Nebraska small town home, was the constant abuse and humiliation in sadistic Jasper Woodcock's gym class. After college, doting son John became a motivational bestseller author and returns during a book signing tour to receive the backwater's highest honor. To John's horror, his devoted mother Beverly announces her plans to marry the hated coach and he's to be celebrated on the same event as John. Only ridiculous fatso Nedderman and his strange brother try to help Farley stop Woodcock, but that keeps backfiring.
Keywords: 1990s, 2000s, airplane, ambulance, apology, asthma, asthmatic, award, barbershop, beating
Letting Go Of Your Past Is Hard... Especially When It's Dating Your Mom.
You thought your family was nuts
Everyone takes P.E. Few survive.
Maggie Hoffman: [to the flight attendant] Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.
John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock.::Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.
John Farley: [quietly to Woodcock, as he seems stunned] Are you okay?::John Farley: [loudly] RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK!::[slams him in the back with a chair]
Mr. Woodcock: [after Farley flips Mr. Woodcock in hospital bed] One pothole in this entire town Farley... and you've managed to find it.
Mr. Woodcock: I don't do 'Sorry'.::John Farley: What?::Mr. Woodcock: Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups... and I'm neither one.
Maggie Hoffman: Look, I don't care if your granny is on fire.::Maggie Hoffman: This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.
Nedderman: What's next, the Hitler Calzone?
John Farley: You have a father?::Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.
Mr. Woodcock: S-s-s-set of ten!
Mr. Woodcock: You're going to find out there are alot more important things to know than the capital of Montana. Nedderman, what's the capital of Montana?::Young Nedderman: Helena?::Mr. Woodcock: Who cares? Go run a lap!
Plot
The "Generation X Cops" are four young officers of the Hong Kong Police, joined together to fight against organised crime using all possible means, even if this would lead them to break the law... Their first assignement: eliminate a gang of criminals who have stolen a shipload of explosives.
Keywords: action-hero, airplane, arrest, bar, bare-chested-male, beaten-to-death, betrayal, black-leather-jacket, blood, blood-splatter
Akatora: History belongs to the winner and I will win.
Match: [to Jack] You gotta stop thinking with your dick!
Plot
A priest hears a prostitute's confession, a tale which has a 200,000 HK$ debt as its centerpiece. The prostitute accidentally leaves behind an envelope with her address in the confessional. Concealing his true occupation, the priest rents another room in her apartment and begins to straighten out her life. But then the prostitute starts to fall in love with the priest...
words & music by Bob Corbin
pub. by Sabal Music, Inc.(ASCAP)
Hey man, them ain't high heel sneakers
And they sure don't look like dancin' shoes
And that ain't rock 'n roll you're playin'
And it sure don't sound like rythmn and blues
You sing a song about makin' love to your sister
Well I think I'd rather hear Johnny B. Goode
And what's that stuff you've got on your face Mister
Is there something I don't know that I should
And I guess I'm a
(Chorus)
Dinosaur
Should've died out a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur
Hand me my hat, excuse me M'amBbut where's the door
Used to be, I had a lot of fun in the city
I listened to the jukebox and tried to stay out of fights
And now and then a sweet young girl in a red dress
All gussied up, man what a sight....and you know that
Flashing lights sure make me dizzy
And the music's very strange to my ear
It looks like they turned Smokey Joe's into a spaceship
I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish my beer
And I must be a
(Repeat chorus)
I had a dream, they put me in a museum
Right up beside the dinosaurs
And at my feet lay the fender of my old Chevy
And it read Missing Link....1964
And I must be a
I'm in love
With a dinosaur
I never felt
This small before
He can take
Me back in time
And make me happy
Like a little child
I'm trying to catch your shadow on the wall
Standing next to you I feel so small
I'm in love
With a dinosaur
Peace in my head
But my heart
Drums below
I'm in love
With a dinosaur
Now I know
What a heart is for
I'm trying to catch your shadow on the wall
Standing next to you I feel so small
I'm trying to catch your shadow on the wall
Standing next to you I feel so small
Ahiha
Ahiha
Ahiha
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oohoo
Oohoo
I'm trying to catch your shadow
I'm trying to catch your shadow
I'm trying to catch your shadow
I'm trying to catch your shadow
Standing next to you I feel so small
Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
Verse 1:
Old man
Why are you starrin' at me
Mack on me and my friends its kinda a creepy
You should be prowling around the Old folks home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone
At first we thought that it was kind of ew when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the museum
Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
That's what you are HA!
Hey dinosaur
baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
You're pretty old hahaha
Verse 2:
Not long til' your a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro!
Oh wait your fossilized HA!
You sat down bought me a martini
Wont go away my hips are in sinking
Then you say, "wanna come with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
Hey dinosaur
baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey dinosaur baby,
you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
That's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
That's what you are HA
Oh the dinosaur was a great big thing, he got bigger
every day,
It got so big that it ate and ate 'til it ate it all
away,
Oh, you couldn't hurt that old dinosaur, it had a hide
like armour plate,
But when it wasn't eating right, he died beneath the
weight,
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, but now it is
no more,
And I feel that we can learn a lot, from that poor old
dinosaur.
[Instrumental]
Now when I think of the dinosaur, I think of the world
today,
I wonder if we like the dinosaur will waste it all
away,
Yes all those ships and guns and planes and all that
armour plate,
Oh it seems to me already that they're struggling
beneath the weight,
Oh, the dinosaur was a great big thing but it had a
tiny brain,
So it really makes me wonder why we're doin' the same.
[Instrumental]
Oh, they'll stand 'til doom and their brand of right
While the truth is stirrin' the toss,
Bit it seems to me already that the dollar is the boss,
Oh, the end's gonna come and go while they're standin'
on their heads,
Oh, it standing on their dignity too stubborn to change
or bend,
And all the while those sleek machines, eat up more and
more,
And it makes me think once again, that poor old
dinosaur.
{instrumental]
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, he got bigger
every day,
It got so big that it ate and ate 'til it ate it all
away,
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, but now it is
no more,
And we should learn before it's too late from that poor
old dinosaur,
Yes we should learn before it's too late from that poor
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
And we don't all get into Donna summer
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
I should've died a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat
Excuse me man but where's the door
It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
And this disco's very strange to my ear
It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship
And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
Should've died a long time before
There's a whole lotta dinosaurs
Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door
Long ago and far away in a different age
when I was a dumb young guy
fossilized photos of my life then
illustrate what an easy prey I must have been
standing in the sun, idiot savant
something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones
Ignorance has always been something I excel in
followed by naivet
and pride
doesn't take a scientist to see how
any clever predator could have a piece of me
standing in the sun, idiot savant
something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones
When I look back on the past
it's a wonder I'm not yet extinct
all the mistakes and bad judgments I made
nearly pushed me to the brink
it doesn't pay to be too nice,
it's the one thing I have learned
still I made my fossil bed
now I toss and turn
I see you every once in a while
Forget where I was standing stood
Eyes glazed with apprehension
Could it ever have been that good
The virgin's escaping
Will is fading
Another couple locks ones attention
How did I believe this fool
Non-stop degradation waiting until
Nothing can ever be the same
The virgin's escaping
Will is fading
Everyone tries their hand at love
It's just up to hope that all in amour
Everyone in which you've found
Best known by it's ? cure
I see you every once in a while
Forget where I was standing stood
Eyes glazed with apprehension
Could it ever have been that good
Will is fading
Trying to beat my misery,
Don't wanna go across the sea,
And if I could take you everywhere,
There'd be no cause for my despair,
And I know we won't touch for months,
And your smell will evade me,
But our love could survive a war,
Without the slightest sore,
I know you suffer for my art,
Always pulling us apart,
You're forever in my brain,
Even when I cause you pain,
And I know I can't taste your skin,
With an ocean between us,
But our love is a dinosaur,
Hear it roar,
And I know we won't touch for months,
And your smell will evade me,
But our love could survive a war,
Without the slightest sore,
And I know I can't taste your skin,
With an ocean between us,
But our love is a dinosaur,
Hear it rawr,
I wish I could stay but I have to many appointments
I have fifteen million people telling me I’m fine
If I didn’t lose my mind
You would be mine
I have a ghost follows me causing distraction
But he makes me feel good when I’m lonely and depressed
I have hard friends for all the soft times
And soft friends for the hard times
You will be mine
You will be
Out on the street out on the street where will it go?
Looking at you is like looking at me hold your passport
I can’t believe your telling me dreams now we’re done for
You will be mine
You will be
You’re so pushy telling me to go
But I can’t go anymore anymore
Fever = Drugs, Money = Blood
Is it bad to love?
I got no faith in these dogs or my chance of survival, ho-hum
I got no cure for these kids or their cancerous rivalry
So dumb they go and go again
I got no need for these clothes when you get my blood boiling
My friend, I got no way to feel bad while your tree of life grows in it, it
Grows in it
We get so high, we get so low
We were dinosaurs in the end
We were dinosaurs in the end
We were carnivore to pretend
That we'd opt out of survival
In lieu of some revival pretense
Got this belly of salt and a mouth full of glass teeth
I'm a fix, I'm a junkie, I'm a pirate
I'm a love maker, falling
I wake up crying next to a dinosaur
He thinks he's so big and strong
I can't believe how much he's wrong
How much he's wrong
He stands and raises his fist in the air
Drops his kick ass solo, no one seems to care
All I see is people laighing everywhere
All I see is people laughing?
All I see is nobody here seems to care
All I see is nobody here seems to care
I wake up crying next to a dinosaur
He thinks he's so big and strong
I can't believe how much he's wrong
How much he's wrong
He stands and raises his fist in the air
Drops his kick ass solo, no one seems to care
All I see is people laighing everywhere
All I see is people laughing?
If i was a dinosaur ide be called megasoreass oh yeh
and i would live in my lair
with dirty underwair
sitting on a chair
eating a pair full of hair
Then i would manually rape other dinosaurs coz im a gay dinosaur named barney and i like playing with little kids
I've been a mess I've been a fool
a fool for doing things I do
a fool who pulls a trick or two
what a disaster what a shame
what a shame you don't know my name
names are for tombstones anyway
hell I'm green
and I don't know too much of anything
both rags and crowns I've seen
never a preacher in a boxing ring
dinosaur dinosaur
hey aren't you in us all
dinosaur dinosaur
the symbol of rise and fall
there have been times of fake caress
times when I could not care less
times I said no when it should've been yes
it takes a pair of golden hands
to change the luck of a boogeyman
the kind of man I think I am
I can't explain these twists
with nothing else but pain
caused by cheap paperbacks
and gallons of champagne
I've got the creeps I'm gonna
jump right out of my head
Long ago and far away in a different age
When I was a dumb young guy
Fossilized photos of my life then
Illustrate what an easy prey I must have been
Standing in the sun, idiot savant
Something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
Ignorance has alway been something I excel in
Followed by naivety and pride
Doesn't take a scientist to see how
Any clever predator could have a piece of me
Standing in the sun, idiot savant
Something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Ooh, when I look back on the past
It's a wonder I'm not yet extinct
All the mistakes and bad judgments I made
Nearly pushed me to the brink
It doesn't pay to be too nice
It's the one thing I have learned
Still, I made my fossil bed
And now I toss and turn
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
hip horray for true love that's unconditional
just your baby, no pistol by your side
nothing wrong with a love of god traditional
making bridges or shoestrings all with pride
silver and gold obsessionals
pilfering's become an art
war and deceit professionals
and it breaks my heart, or am i just.
one more late, great dinosaur.
hip hooray for the solid citizensational
hale to caesar and praise to God on high
i'm working hard but i got two weeks vacational
made me mad when melodic music died.
i've heard the forest weeping
rivers that cease to roar
gone with thy brothers keeping
and it melts my core, or am i just
one more late, great dinosaur.
i'll keep the watch the waiting
you'll help me keep the door
the witness participating
so it breaks no more, or am i just
one more late
one more great