Daniel Jacob Stern (born August 28, 1957) is an American film and television actor. He is known for his roles in the Hollywood films C.H.U.D., Diner, City Slickers and the first two Home Alone films, and as the narrator for the television series The Wonder Years.
Stern was born in Bethesda, Maryland, to a social worker father and a mother who managed a day care center. His brother is television writer David M. Stern. Stern is 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) tall and Jewish. During his years at Bethesda-Chevy Chase High School, Stern starred in several theater productions, including playing C.C. Baxter in The Apartment. Stern applied for a job as a lighting engineer for a Shakespeare Festival in Washington, D.C., but was hired as a walk-on in their production of As You Like It. After taking acting lessons, Stern began his acting career in Off Broadway and Broadway productions, including a performance at Second Stage Theatre with actor Bob Gunton.
In 1979, Stern made his movie debut as Cyril in Breaking Away. The following year he played a student who raised objections during Jill Clayburgh's proof of the snake lemma in the film It's My Turn. His breakthrough role[citation needed] as an actor came in Barry Levinson's Diner. He had another early film role in the 1984 horror film C.H.U.D., as the soup kitchen C.H.U.D. hunter. Stern was a candidate for the role of Biff Tannen in the 1985 film Back to the Future, but Stern turned the role down and was replaced by Thomas F. Wilson.
Christopher Nash "Chris" Elliott (born May 31, 1960) is an American actor, comedian and writer. He is best known for his comedic sketches on Late Night with David Letterman, starring in the cult comedy series Get a Life and for his recurring role as Peter MacDougall on Everybody Loves Raymond. He is also known for appearing in movies such as Cabin Boy, There's Something About Mary, Scary Movie 2 and Groundhog Day. Since 2011, Elliott has starred in the Adult Swim series Eagleheart.
Elliott was born in New York City, the son of Lee and Bob Elliott, who was a well-known comedian as part of the very successful comedy team Bob and Ray. He attended the National Theater Institute in 1979.
Elliott became known in the mid-late 1980s, when he was a writer and performer on Late Night With David Letterman, playing an assortment of recurring oddball characters. His characters on the show included:
In 1986 Elliot starred in the Cinemax special FDR: A One Man Show, about the life and times of the president. He looked and sounded nothing like the man; he portrayed events from Roosevelt's life that never happened, such as a Japanese bombing of the White House, and his crossing the Potomac in a rowboat. He was also rude to the audience during the intermission, appearing out of character and scolding them. By the end of the disorganized show, he attempted to salvage it by reverting to former comedian Gallagher's shtick of smashing watermelons and other soft fruits on stage. The effect was only partially successful, however.
This is a list of episodes of the Dilbert animated series in the order that they were aired.
Plot
Nene, an ordinary smalltown lass whose life is about to change with the arrival of her childhood friends Albert and Gabby during one fateful summer. With two guys vying for her attention, Nene embarks on a romantic adventure that turns into a disaster as she faces an unwanted pregnancy. Nene also discovers a whole lot of troubles involving her family.
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She was a queen
Lost within a dream
Misconceived that he was fit to reign
Lies take victims
Separate them at the seams
Cause them to fall apart
Then move along to better things now
Wants to fall in love again
Don't you know that
He's
Satisfied to own her
No time permits to open up
When you've been hiding thoughts so strong
She's been holding out for an angel to come along
No reply from the sky
But she just keeps looking up
She just keeps looking up now
Wants to fall in love again
Don't you know that he
He's
Satisfied to own her
She'll never know love's true potential
Lost in the open wind
To his impatience
Never feeling they would fall apart
She let her feelings grow
To tears she'll never show now
Wants to fall in love again
Don't you know that he
He's
Satisfied to own her
You know he couldn't see
That she could be his everything
Bringing light to everything now
She just wants to
Fall in love again
A simple hello, hi there glad to meet you
I'm sure we've met before, but I just forgot your name
If I could offer you a shot of sip-pin whiskey
The coffee's never hot and I feel good today
The sun is bright this year I feel it all around me
But if the sun should fall I'll have to tumble dry
If I could get high and segregate my problems
I would tackle life with a little peace of mind
Bust n my chops those fuck'n cops but when I need them
they're not around
Music's my right, so step aside either applaud or put
me down
Postures a bitch, don't scratch that itch, why did I
ever leave my bed
Backing away with no delay laughing at everything you
envy
Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your
broken dreams
I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm
all by my self
Come on and let me hang
You've got to let me hang
Well me tried to get laid but I got played
I hope this drought will finally pass
The back of my car got me real far I'm so glad I ran
out of gas
Rub off all day that is the way it is when my girl's
not around
Won't you throw me a bone I'm alone filled with envy
Let the black cat cross my path cause he's afraid of me
And needs too much aluminum foil tends to make you
mumble
Well I'd like to spike my vein but I really need my
brain
Priceless advice is at hand of that wrinkled old man
That you took for granted at his newspaper stand
He had magazines and everything and anything
A boy can read to make him a perfect peach in your
society
Well I'm sorry I didn't think and I tend to dream
Didn't think I'd like to sing
Hopefully you can see through me and I won't have to
explain my feelings
There's a cockroach in my milkshake but I'll continue
to dance
Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your
broken dreams
I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm
all by my self
Come on and let me hang
I've walked a million miles in my dreams
We're searching for the same thing or so it seems
Void of mercy, life is pain
You'll find no peace until you understand the name
San Pedro
Children kneeling, praying for they don't know
Seeing is believing, have you seen your soul
Finding pieces scattered on the floor
Elders seeking what they thought they had before
San Pedro
I shall dwell in this prison until I find my home
Finding solstice in my princess as onward I roam
When I run my fingers through her hair
I close my eyes and she takes me there
San Pedro
A lonely woman walking streets all alone
Three men beat and take her on her way home
Now the wounds may heal and the scars may fade
But nothing less can heal her inner pain