Thanks again for choosing TEW airlines, Where our low cabin pressure and high altitude makes the news more plausible! First stop... Start Spreadin the News, I'm leavin Today... (No REALLY, like I want to leave... TODAY). SCORE 1 for NATZI NY GUN CONTROL, as courts upheld NY residents seeking CONCEALED CARRY PERMITS, must SHOW CAUSE for said permit. Lawsuit file'ees were denied on grounds like "could not demonstrate a need for self protection distinguishable from that of the general public" and "could not prove that there was any type of threat to her own safety anywhere." http://www.legislativegazette.com/Articles-c-2011-09-19-80807.113122-Schneiderman-wins-major-guncontrol-case.html Please adjust your seat to the full back position as we head over to JAPAN, where Incinerator ash containing high levels of radioactive cesium are piling up around Tokyo. oh stop over reacting, a little radioactive ash brings out the subtleties of green tea... everybody knows that shessh! http://ajw.asahi.com/article/0311disaster/fukushima/AJ2011092211569 Next stop LIBYA, but while we wait to get there, lets enjoy this friendly article where the Economist reports that THE costs of efforts to save the euro are justified by the claim that the alternative would be too dreadful to contemplate. Hmmm... Banksters saying they need more money or the world will fall apart... DE Ja-Freakin-Vu... (hey but thats actually a good article to read) http://www.economist.com/node/21529046?fsrc=scn/tw/te/ar/afterthefall okeee dokee, here we are ONCE AGAIN in Libya, PLEASE do not put any boots on the ground, you can wear Sandals, slippers, Sneakers, or Shoes.. but absolutely no boots. However, our layover in Libya has nothing to do with boots, BUT the fact that the NATO Libyian bombing campaign has JUST been extended for 3 more months. You know, cause KANETIC actions, sometimes take like ... a year... or more... http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/22/world/middleeast/nato-extends-libya-role.html?_r=1 We'd like to take this moment to let you know, TEW airlines now offers a Bankster Scumbag discount, where you can fly 1st class and dropped off to any destination for only $10. Please note, this offer does not include a parachute. Speaking of Money. The US unleashes $400bn plan to save ailing economy. 400 Billion. Anyone else notice, everytime these Asshats try and save us, the country goes into even MORE DEBT. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/sep/21/us-unleashes-plan-ailing-economy?CMP=twt_fd Before we return to NY, were going to take a quick stop in CHINA. Land of Cheap Garbage, where cornflake71 sent me this article on how Chinas soaring costs are going to help American jobs... http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/19/7763968-chinas-soaring-costs-could-help-american-jobs Ohhhhh Rhhhheeeaaallly, pfft pffft pffft is this thing on? check, Check 1... Check 2. ATTENTION: CHINA DOES NOT WANT TO SELL CRAP TO AMERICA, AS SOON AS THEIR OWN ECONOMY CAN CONSUME THEIR OWN GOODS, they will give america the big CHINESE Kung Fu MIDDLE FINGER. ALSO THIS JUST IN: AMERICA HAS LIKE 2 FACTORIES LEFT. and its not Export fees and Tariffs that make industrial business in America impossible, ITS ALL THE DOMESTIC BULLSHIT (like Obamacare) which is only getting worse day to day. We hope you have enjoyed your flight this evening, We are now arriving in NYC... The crew has decided to take one for the team, and we will be landing ON the U.N. as Ban-Ki-Sailor-Moon gives his speech. Note, the last paragraph, SYRIA Violence must stop now... Not much longer smurfs! http://turtlebay.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/09/21/ban_ki_moon_welcome_to_turtle_bay_now_pay_up

• published: 22 Sep 2011
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