Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Actors: Annette Badland (actress), Missi Pyle (actress), Garrick Hagon (actor), John Warman (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), Helena Bonham Carter (actress), Noah Taylor (actor), James Fox (actor), Ray Donn (actor), David Kelly (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Danny Elfman (actor), Kevin Eldon (actor), Franziska Troegner (actress), Liz Smith (actress),

Plot: When Willy Wonka decides to let five children into his chocolate factory, he decides to release five golden tickets in five separate chocolate bars, causing complete mayhem. The tickets start to be found, with the fifth going to a very special boy, called Charlie Bucket. With his Grandpa, Charlie joins the rest of the children to experience the most amazing factory ever. But not everything goes to plan within the factory.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, altered-version-of-studio-logo, animal-attack, animatronic, artillery, asian-indian, asian-indian-prince, assembly-line, atlanta-georgia, automation
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Oompa-Loompas are crazy for Coco-Beans The Factory Opens July 2005. Willy Wonka Is semi-sweet and nuts Charlie Is lucky to be there Mike Thinks candy is a waste of time Veruca Is a very bad nut Violet Keeps her eyes on the prize Augustus Is what he eats

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Mike Teavee: Back off, you little freaks!

Mrs. Gloop: [Augustus is drinking the chocolate] Augustus, my child! That is not a good thing you do!

Willy Wonka: [while passing a room where Oompa Loompa's are shearing pink wool from sheep] I'd rather not talk about this one.

Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?::Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.::Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.

Shopkeeper: [Surprised] You found Wonka's last golden ticket! In my shop, too!

Willy Wonka: [looking at silver hair] I realized in that moment, "I must find a heir".

Willy Wonka: [getting his shoes shined by Charlie, his face hidden behind a newspaper] Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendle, er, Walter...::Charlie Bucket: Willy Wonka.::Willy Wonka: That's the one. Says here in the papers his new candies aren't selling very well. But, I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it.::Charlie Bucket: Yep.::Willy Wonka: Oh really? You ever met him?::Charlie Bucket: I did. I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice. He also has a funny haircut.::Willy Wonka: [coming out from behind the newspaper] I do not!::Charlie Bucket: Why are you here?::Willy Wonka: I don't feel so hot. What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?::Charlie Bucket: My family.::Willy Wonka: Ew!::Charlie Bucket: What do you have against my family?::Willy Wonka: It's not just *your* family, it's the whole idea of... [balks] You know, they're always telling you what to do, what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere!::Charlie Bucket: Usually they're just trying to protect you, because they love you. [Willy looks away] If you don't believe me you should ask.::Willy Wonka: Ask who? My father? Ha! No way. At least not by myself...::Charlie Bucket: You want me to go with you?::Willy Wonka: Hey! Hey, what a great idea! Yeah! [jumps up] And you know what? I brought transporta...::[bangs into the glass elevator and falls down]::Willy Wonka: I have to be more careful where I park this thing.

Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?::Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.::Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.::Mike Teavee: You were once.::Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

Violet Beauregarde: [after stretching into a pretzel shape] Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.::Mrs. Beauregarde: [disapprovingly] Yes, but you're blue.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Actors: David L. Wolper (miscellaneous crew), Walker Edmiston (miscellaneous crew), David Seltzer (writer), David L. Wolper (producer), Peter Capell (actor), Mel Stuart (director), Jack Albertson (actor), Roy Kinnear (actor), Günter Meisner (actor), Gene Wilder (actor), Michael Gahr (actor), Tim Brooke-Taylor (actor), Kurt Großkurth (actor), Stan Margulies (producer), Aubrey Woods (actor),

Plot: The world is astounded when Willy Wonka, for years a recluse in his factory, announces that five lucky people will be given a tour of the factory, shown all the secrets of his amazing candy, and one will win a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate. Nobody wants the prize more than young Charlie, but as his family is so poor that buying even one bar of chocolate is a treat, buying enough bars to find one of the five golden tickets is unlikely in the extreme. But in movieland, magic can happen. Charlie, along with four somewhat odious other children, get the chance of a lifetime and a tour of the factory. Along the way, mild disasters befall each of the odious children, but can Charlie beat the odds and grab the brass ring?

Keywords: ampersand-in-title, arizona, auction, based-on-novel, belch, birthday, boat, candy, candy-bar, candy-store
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: It's everybody's non-pollutionary, anti-institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun! It's Scrumdiddlyumptious! Your golden ticket to imagination and adventure! Charlie is let loose in the chocolate factory and every kid's dream comes true. Enter a world of pure imagination.

Quotes:

Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.

Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?::Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.::Willy Wonka: [happily, but sarcastically] Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.::Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?::Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.::Mr. Salt: Bull.::Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.

Violet Beauregarde: Well, they can't be real people.::Willy Wonka: Why, of course they're real people.::Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense!::Willy Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.::The Group: [turning around] Oompa Loompas?::Willy Wonka: From Loompaland.::Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.::Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...::Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.::Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."::Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?::Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.::Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!::Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.::Veruca Salt: [whining] I want an Oompa Loompa now!::Violet Beauregarde: Can it, you nit!

Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.::Mrs. Teevee: [as Mr. Wonka drinks the formula] That's 105%!::Sam Beauregarde: Any good?::Willy Wonka: [smacks his lips, then speaks in falsetto] Yes.

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries.

Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. So don't be alarmed. As soon as your outer vestments are at hand, we'll begin.

Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!

[Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]::Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller.::Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not. *He's* getting *bigger*!::Mr. Salt: He's at it again!::Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?::Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.::Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.::Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.::Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!::Mr. Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!

Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know. You don't know because only *I* know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.