David (Hebrew: דָּוִד, דָּוִיד, Modern David Tiberian Dāwîḏ; ISO 259-3 Dawid; Strong's Daveed; beloved; Arabic: داوود or داود Dāwūd) was, according to the Hebrew Bible, the second king of the United Kingdom of Israel and, according to the Gospel of Matthew and the Gospel of Luke, an ancestor of Jesus. David is seen as a major Prophet in Islamic traditions. His life is conventionally dated to c. 1040–970 BC, his reign over Judah c. 1010–1003 BC,[citation needed] and his reign over the United Kingdom of Israel c. 1003–970 BC.[citation needed] The Books of Samuel, 1 Kings, and 1 Chronicles are the only sources of information on David, although the Tel Dan stele records "House of David", which some take as confirmation of the existence in the mid-9th century BC of a Judean royal dynasty called the "House of David".
David is very important to Jewish, Christian and Islamic doctrine and culture. In Judaism, David, or David HaMelekh, is the King of Israel, and the Jewish people. Jewish tradition maintains that a direct descendant of David will be the Messiah. In Islam, he is known as Dawud, considered to be a prophet and the king of a nation. He is depicted as a righteous king, though not without faults, as well as an acclaimed warrior, musician, and poet, traditionally credited for composing many of the psalms contained in the Book of Psalms.
David Brent (within the series, born 1962 or 1963) is a fictional character in the BBC television mockumentary The Office, as well as a recurring character in the NBC series of the same name, portrayed by co-writer and co-director Ricky Gervais. Brent is a white-collar office middle-manager and the principal character of the BBC series. He is the general manager of the Slough branch of the Wernham–Hogg paper merchants, and the boss to most of the other characters present in the series. Much of the comedy and pathos of the series centres on Brent's many idiosyncrasies, hypocrisies, self-delusions and self-promotion (including playing up to the 'documentary' cameras present in his workplace).
David Brent is the type of boss who wants to be a friend and mentor to those who work for him. He imagines his workers find him very funny and enjoy his company, while still respecting him and looking up to him as a boss, even a father figure. However, his employees generally find him annoying, frustrating and offensive.
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[talking about a prank that Huw Weldon got Brian Blessed to perform]::Brian Blessed: "Come on, then, Brian," said Huw Weldon. "You're a climber. Then climb up this column here"...::[Brian points to the column with the "Helios" statue of a naked man on top, which is at the centre of "The Ring" in Television Centre]::Brian Blessed: ..."right up to the top, then get onto that statue down there." Took me twenty minutes. I shimmied up. Quite a... hard at the base, but gradually wrapped myself round, got myself going, got to the top. Blew up this great big french letter...::[Brian produces a condom and blows it up]::Brian Blessed: ...tied it onto his cock. I remember Huw Weldon and Carlton Green said in chorus "Now we hope people look at the bloody thing!" Next day, when people came into their offices, there was this this french letter, a condom, tied over its cock. That's why it's called "Golden Bollocks".
Ricky Gervais: [to audience] Hello! You alright? Hello, thank you so much, thank you. And thank you to Ben Stiller there. Sorry we had to bleep that, because there's no swearing tonight. You can't swear in front of the Princes, apparently. They've never heard a swear word, I mean, Harry's in the army but he's never heard a swear word. No one in his regiment swears. If one of them was, say, shot in the groin, they'd go "Oh for f..." and then they'd look at Harry and say "Fiddle dee dee! A small piece of metal has entered my testicles! Young Harry, could you call the medic?" And Harry would go "Yeah. Medic! Jones has been shot. Come quick, pick his bollocks up on the way, would you?" Sorry, that's treason. This is a rock concert, would you like to hear a song by David Brent? OK, let me get in character. [messes up hair] There you go. Gareth, get the guitar.
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More convenient that a Tesco express
Close to Windsor but the properties less
Keeps the businesses of Britain great
It's got Europe's biggest trading estate
It doesn't matter where you're from
You wanna work? Then come along
The station's just got a new floor
And the motorway runs by your door
And you know just where you're heading
It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
To the West you got Taplow and Bray
You got Hillingdon the other way
It's a brilliant place to live and work
It was in Bucks now officially it's Berks
Don't listen to what the critics say
Like it's soulless, and boring and grey
See for yourself, what you waiting for?
We're on the Bath road, that's the A4
And you know just where you'll be heading
It's equidistance 'tween London and Reading
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
Oh Slough
My kind of town
I don't know how, anyone could put you down
Slough [x4]