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  1. . the stress of avoiding bacon is giving me cancer

  2. . Is this legal please??

  3. What Ben Carson thinks the Egyptian kings are buried in

  4. I don't care what anyone says, Ben Carson is a HERO for being the first doctor to successfully remove his own brain.

  5. So we know what we're dealing with, Michelle Bridges's Twitter bio says she's the co-founder of Michelle Bridges.

  6. BREAKING - KERRY O'BRIEN QUITS FOUR CORNERS TO BECOME TRIPLE J'S YOUNGEST DJ

  7. BREAKING - KERRY O'BRIEN STANDS DOWN FROM $300,000 A YEAR, 45-MINUTES-PER-WEEK JOB

  8. You've come to the exact opposite of the right place.

  9. Rinne Atweetáil

    Congratulations mate!

  10. When you try and connect the stereo to the TV

  11. I guess the Judge making Bindi Irwin prove her father is dead doesn't have the internet. OH MY GOD BINDI IRWIN'S JUDGE IS DYSON HEYDON

  12. BREAKING - BINDI IRWIN FORCED TO PROVE HER FATHER HAD AN IQ OVER 15

  13. You call it "Friday", I call it "just another day being quoted by Fairfax and News Corp".

  14. Have you ever seen a bishop's hat?

  15. This is a very unkind reference to your new owner Rupert Murdoch.

  16. If you're wondering how far Fairfax has sunk, The Age is quoting some asshole called John Johnsonson.

  17. You know those "hilarious" fashion photos from 1978? This is the 2015 version of that.

  18. Rinne Atweetáil

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  19. Lean John Johnsonson , , agus 125 duine eile
    • @noahlh

      Cofounder // Founder // Inc. 30-under-30 Alum // Proud Nerd // MIT '00

    • @OhAsKeith

      mind reads really bad.

  20. "Now pretend you're jerking off an elephant."

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