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Christopher Ashton Kutcher (/ˈkʊtʃər/; born February 7, 1978), best known as Ashton Kutcher, is an American actor, producer, former fashion model, and comedian, known for his portrayal of Michael Kelso in the Fox sitcom That '70s Show. He also created, produced and hosted Punk'd, and played lead roles in the Hollywood films Dude, Where's My Car?, Just Married, The Butterfly Effect, The Guardian, and What Happens in Vegas. He is also the producer and co-creator of the supernatural TV show Room 401 and the reality TV show Beauty and the Geek. Kutcher currently co-stars in the hit CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men as the character Walden Schmidt.
Kutcher was born in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. He is the son of Diane (née Finnegan), a Procter & Gamble employee, and Larry M. Kutcher, a factory worker. His father is of Bohemian (Czech) descent and his mother is of Irish, German, and Bohemian ancestry. Kutcher was raised in a conservative Roman Catholic family, with an older sister, Tausha, and a fraternal twin, Michael, who had a heart transplant when the brothers were young children. Kutcher's twin brother also has cerebral palsy and is a spokesperson for the advocacy organization Reaching for the Stars.
Tara Donna Reid (born November 8, 1975) is an American actress. Reid has acted on television shows such as Saved By The Bell: The New Class, Days of our Lives, California Dreams, and Scrubs.
Her screen debut came in A Return to Salem's Lot (1987), followed by The Big Lebowski (1998), Urban Legend (1998), and American Pie (1999). She has since portrayed supporting as well as lead roles in several films, including Dr. T & the Women (2000), Josie and the Pussycats (2001), American Pie 2 (2001), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002), My Boss's Daughter (2003), Alone in the Dark (2005), and American Reunion (2012). She was a housemate in the 2011 series of British reality television show Celebrity Big Brother.
Reid was born and raised in Wyckoff, New Jersey, the daughter of Donna and Tom Reid, both of whom were teachers and day-care center owners. She attended St. Elizabeth's Catholic Elementary, Dwight D. Eisenhower Middle School, Ramapo High School, John F. Kennedy High School in Granada Hills, and graduated from Barnstable Academy, an alternative high school. She also attended Professional Children's School, in Manhattan, along with fellow actors Christina Ricci, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Macaulay Culkin. Reid has twin younger siblings, Colleen Marie and Patrick John and another brother, Tom.
Gretel: You know it'd be nice if you could be a little more supportive.::Hansel: You're adopted.
Manny: No... no... no... you can't ask me to do that! You see... see... Carlo's got a long memory. He'll hunt me down and he'll eat me for breakfast. You know what I'm saying?::Agnes: Sounds like my kind of man!
Agnes: The last tenants made this room into a wine cellar but I don't really drink wine and this is where I let my little darlings sprout their roots.
Bianca: A Skittle... taste the rainbow!
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A group of college boys, bored with the every day "gay life" of LA, decide to skip Pride weekend in exchange for a camping trip in the woods. Quickly overcome with boredom in their new surroundings, the boys venture into a game that ultimately unleashes the vengeful spirit of a local legend known as Malice Valeria. Overcome by her deadly plan of tainted love and her thirst to take back what was lost long ago, the boys must now band together before they fall victim to the poisons of a broken heart.
Keywords: gay, gay-vampire
Plot
When dreamer Larry Guthrie (Larry the Cable Guy) loses his first love to the town hot shot, he decides to win her back by volunteering to help the local children at her after school program. But when Larry accidentally tells the kids that the tooth fairy is make believe, he is soon transformed into a tutu clad fairy with a sentence of collecting teeth.
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Evan Freeman is a confident and charming self-help speaker for 'Life Redemption, Inc', a questionable organization which offers self help classes to the masses. Evan loves his job, makes good money, has his dream home and is engaged to the love of his life who is pregnant with their first child. But all of this starts to change as he starts to feel guilty for exploiting various attendees for their personal wealth, instead of helping them solve any of their life problems. Unable to hide his guilt and continue living pretending all is well, Evan decides to do the right thing even if it means going against the core values of the very organization he represents.
Enter...If You Dare
Sex, Violence, Chaos
God Cannot Save You
Plot
While driving one evening, Harold Pelham appears possessed and has a car accident. While on the operating table, there even appears to be two heartbeats on the monitor. When he awakes, Pelham finds his life has been turned upside-down: he learns that he now supports a merger that he once opposed, and that he apparently is having an affair. People claim they have seen him in places that he has never been. Does Pelham have a doppelganger - or is he going insane?
Keywords: accident, alter-ego, bowler-hat, business, business-merger, business-takeover, car, car-accident, doppelganger, evil
Stalked by fear and terror - night and day!
You will live every shattering moment of terror with... The Man Who Haunted Himself.
Harold Pelham: Espionage isn't all James Bond on Her Majesty's Secret Service. Industry goes in for it too, you know.
The Doppelganger: [on the phone] This is Pelham speaking, who is this?::Harold Pelham: I'm Pelham I'm speaking from my office... Who are you?::The Doppelganger: I told you, I am Pelham.
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Tell me what you thought that night,
When you closed your eyes for the last time,
I couldn’t reason with myself,
Cause losing you was worse than going through hell.
I’ve never really been a fan of winter,
But the day you left was like the clearest day,
Like ice crystals in June,
I know that you are somewhere up by the moon.
I’ll meet you,
This is a promise to you,
I’ll meet you there.
You don’t have to reach anymore,
The stars are beside you,
They’ve been waiting to meet you there.
And now that you’re pain is over,
The weight on your shoulders is all gone.
You saw the good in almost anything,
And how you taught us well,
And while you reached for the top,
Your dreams came so alive,
Just like that smile that lit up your life.
And now the challenge is moving on,
With what you’ve left and though it seems so hard,
We’ve got the lessons and gifts of your time,
And an Ocean of roses tonight.
I’ll meet you,
This is a promise to you,
I’ll meet you there.
You don’t have to reach anymore,
The stars are beside you,
They’ve been waiting to meet you there.
And now that you’re pain is over,
The weight on your shoulders is all gone.
I’ll meet you there…...I’ll meet you there, yeah.
You don’t have to reach anymore,
The stars are beside you,
They’ve been waiting to meet you there.
And now that you’re pain is over,
The weight on your shoulders is all gone.
You don’t have to reach anymore the stars are beside you,
It's 94, nigger
Diamond dough, them black and white games.
The richer and the poor, you know that black and white pain
We used to chill with a shorty, push the black and white range
And she was so pure, I caught her black in white range, get it?
You know what those colors represent!
You know that green and that dough,
And that's just how the story's told, she ain't looking for no gents
She just looking for those niggers, got them dollars and no percents
Ever since I peeped out, a nigger switched laps
Worse, as she looked back, had a nigger by behind
And she felt unease, as the nigger get her cry, ah, she didn't cum
Knighty knight, say 'em wrong 'cause I love him,
And I say you probably right.
To leave you, lovely, is only right
So, baby, keep it in, jeeper, Knighty knight
Dooby shirts off the jerseys and the denim jackets
Got my cat backwards, no chains, ...
Trying to be cooler than the next guy
Trying to be flier than them Jedys
Jet eyes me from a distance when i fly back
A 94 born player from the east side
Peace to all who think I'm living by these street signs
Surprised to work the way our feast rhymes
i was never really hungry, stay with the meals, like them french fries
But it ain't always be that way,
I'm the hip-hop director, let me direct you in your place
Let me show my peop's the way,
Coming like Moses, here's the way
Don't be mislead by what you hear
Allow me to be Your hand grenade
Back when first aids only came with band aids
Nowadays band aids would never ban aids
After school is when them bands play, ah
I get the practice, spit them rhymes off a fast brain
Brushways, teacher called me by my last name
I was that cool kid cruising in the fast lane
Planning my next moves, eat vanilla forth grade
See my first boobs, music from back stage
And that same girl freakied in a Friday
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94 when the nigger came out, 94
We at 19, watch the crowd go wild
20 girls scream his name and their friends cry out
All the fellas by the ears, 'cause they feeling this
94 when the nigger came out, 94
We at 19, watch the crowd go wild
20 girls scream his name and their friends cry out
All the fellas by the ears, 'cause they feeling this
Walk around campus hearing conversations, but I
How are they gonna make it? I promise you I'm the greatest
I promise you i ain't faking, I'm different from all these faces
The music just sounds basic, these promises won't break in
I swear, well, that's the same thing the last said
And your dad, that's what your dad said
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