Blitzkrieg (German, "lightning war"; listen (help·info)) is an anglicised word describing all-motorised force concentration of tanks, infantry, artillery, combat engineers and air power, concentrating overwhelming force at high speed to break through enemy lines, and, once the lines are broken, proceeding without regard to its flank. Through constant motion, the blitzkrieg attempts to keep its enemy off-balance, making it difficult to respond effectively at any given point before the front has already moved on.
During the interwar period, aircraft and tank technologies matured and were combined with systematic application of the German tactics of infiltration and bypassing of enemy strong points. When Germany invaded Poland in 1939, Western journalists adopted the term blitzkrieg to describe this form of armoured warfare. Blitzkrieg operations were very effective during the campaigns of 1939–1941. These operations were dependent on surprise penetrations (e.g. the penetration of the Ardennes forest region), general enemy unpreparedness and an inability to react swiftly enough to the attacker's offensive operations. During the Battle of France, the French, who made attempts to re-form defensive lines along rivers, were constantly frustrated when German forces arrived there first and pressed on.
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Like many who grew up in the 1980s, John Tavish enjoyed the music of rock legend Roxy La Che. After years transforming the face of music, Roxy was caught up in the lethal potassium drug craze that swept the nation for many years. Despite twice being admitted to rehab, Roxy never fully recovered and disappeared in 1994 without a trace. Now 15 years after his disappearance, John Tavish tries to solve the mystery of what happened to Roxy La Che.
Keywords: fake-documentary, glasgow-scotland, independent-film, margaret-thatcher, mockumentary, rock-'n'-roll, scotland, spoof, spoof-documentary, urban-legend
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When local Staten Island girl Liana Baker gets abducted, FBI agents Aaron Falcon and Joanna Andrews are assigned to locate her whereabouts. Little do they know Liana has been abducted by an ancient old alien named Sabu who leads a group of brainwashed human minions known as the "New World Society". Sabu will stop at nothing to eliminate human civilization and save his species from extinction. But can Falcon and Andrews thwart his deadly plans?
Keywords: alien, b-horror, bad-cops, brainwash, darkness, fbi, gun-action, neo-nazi, outer-space
Be prepared to expect nothing.
Let us have peace, let us have life
Let us escape the cruel knife
Let us have time, let the sun shine
Let us beware the deadly sign
The day is coming
Armageddon's near
Inferno's coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?
The blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
Save us from fate, save us from hate
Save ourselves before it's too late
Come to our need, hear our plea
Save ourselves before the earth bleeds
The day is dawning
The time is near
Aliens calling
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?
The blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
Feel the fear
In your soul
Fire!
It's a holocaust coming from the East,
A great angry bird, spreading its word,
And we're gonna be its feast,
The sky will be red and the ground will shake,
The day of Judgement has come,
Armageddon has arrived.
Chorus
Who will balance my life against yours?
Who will hold my soul in his hand?
Who will deliver me to the Devil?
Who can rid the Earth of this evil?
The World is in the bloody hands of Fate,
Warheads burn, they can't return,
The hour is too late,
The Sands of Time are running dry,
The bird is in full flight,
Armageddon has arrived.
Chorus
Marching, marching, off to war we go,
Leading, leading, our bloody seeds to sow,
Onward, onward, life is bloody fine,
Marching, marching,
We haven't got much time,
Atomic rain falls from the sky,
To wash blood from the land,
Frightened children are praying,
The sky is red with the Fires of Hell,
Destiny is stillborn,
Destiny is stillborn.
Frightened children,
They're scared to Hell,
They've heard the tolling of
The Great Black Bell,
They're so scared,
They're scared to Hell.
Frightened children,
They're scared to Hell,
They've heard that Satan has a tale to tell,
They're so scared,
They're scared to Hell.
In a funny kind of way, you're beautiful
In a funny way, I am too
In a funny way I think I know what you're all about
See I know the things that have happened to you
And they were awful but you got this far
And I know you think you're not ready to move on, oh
But you are, you are
You are, you are
You are, oh yes you are
You are, you are
Take a look at everything that's in your way
And I will help you to remove it all
I will carry all the bits and pieces of you
And you don't have to be better right away,
But you will laugh again, I promise, one day
And I know you think you're just not capable now, no,
But you are, you are
You are, yes you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
If a thing doesn't kill us, it makes strong
That's what I've learned
And every lesson we learn makes us older
You lost a person you love and you say
"Oh, it broke my heart"
It broke your heart
And you don't think that you're healing
But I told you, you are
Oh you are, you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
You are, you are
We're hitting hard,
The music's flowing through me,
Don't stop now, we got so far to go,
Let's see you move,
Your soul is floating so free,
We can make it now, so let the dices roll,
Chorus
If we don't stop it now,
We don't get a hold,
We're gonna go under,
If we don't take this chance,
We've got to take this chance,
'Cos we ain't getting another,
There's gonna be Hell to pay.
Moving fast with Heavy Metal Thunder,
Strike a blow,
Make sure you aim it well,
We'll keep on top, never going under,
So take your chance,
You'll pay for it in Hell.
Chorus
Pay the Devil with your soul,
Find yourself in another role.
If we don't stop it now,
We're gonna go....... under,
If we don't take the chanced,
We'll never get... another.
When will the changes occur?
When you see a cloud moving from the east,
You say rain is coming, and so it happens.
When the desert wind blows, you say it
Will be hot, and so it is. If you can read
The signs in the earth and the sky,
How is it that you cannot read the signs of The times?
The changes are occurring now!
Ask, and it shall be given you, seek and
You shall find, knock, and the door shall be
Opened to you.
Remember this:
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they
Shall see God and be one with Him.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be
Called the children of God.
Blessed are the meek,
For they have had nothing,
The doors of the world,
Have been slammed in their faces,
Blessed are the lost,
For they shall know pain,
They're counting its cost again and again.
Chorus
Changing world, the world is changing,
Changing world,
A Time of Changes...... For you and me.
Blessed are the old, for they shall know anger,
To know that their lives have counted for nothing,
Blessed are the young, for they shall be ready,
The world is changing in the way it was planned.
Chorus
I see an old man looking at how it used to be,
I see an old man crying and falling to his knees,
I see a young girl crawling, raped by the world,
Nobody ever hears me calling,
They never hear a word.
Blessed are the rich, for they shall own all,
Their inheritance shall be the riches of this world,
Blessed are the poor, for they shall know peace,
Their inheritance lies in the pastures of Heaven.
The night is out and the lights fade,
And I'm alone in the street,
Running round in a daze,
Don't know where I'm going,
There's nothing left to live for,
This life is killing me,
My mind is gone, I can't carry on anyway.
Chorus
Time is running out, going fast,
How much longer can I fast?
I just don't care,
I can't take it anymore,
Pull the trigger,
Indulge in self-destruction.
Gazing out in the darkness,
Looking back on the past,
My life is draining away,
But there's no cure,
Lock away in my warped mind,
No-one can pull me out,
I've got to self-destruct,
That's the key to the door.
Chorus
Shoot it, shoot, shoot, blow my life away,
Gazing out in the darkness,
Looking into the black,
Staring straight down the barrel of a 45,
Loaded up and I'm ready,
I'm playing Russian Roulette,
The next time I pull the trigger,
I'll be dead or alive,
Heavy clouds hide the sun,
Crying people on the run,
Feel the heat, feel the pain,
Through the smoke and pouring rain,
Flames lick high, scorch the sky,
Time has come, it is done,
People near, feeling fear, it has come,
Man-made sun.
Chorus
Inferno, Inferno, Inferno.
Fireball mushroom cloud,
Heat-wave heat over ground,
Wind of death, melt my eyes,
wall of sound drown my cries,
See my kind dropping there,
Feel the pain on the air,
Run from this I can,
Save myself to understand.
Chorus
Fireball mushroom cloud,
Heat-wave heat over ground,
Wind of death, melt my eyes, wall of
Sound drown my cries,
See my kind dropping there,
Feel their pain on the air,
Run from this if I can,
Save myself to understand.
Chorus
Fireball mushroom cloud,
Heat-wave heat over ground,
Feel the heat, feel the pain,
Through the smoke and pouring rain,
Wind of death, melt my eyes,
wall of sound drown my cries,
Run from this if I can,
Save myself to understand.
Originally performed by Blitzkrieg
Let us have peace, let us have life
Let us escape the cruel night
Let us have time, let the sun shine
Let us beware the deadly sign
The day is coming
Armageddon's near
Inferno coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
Save us from fate, save us from hate
Save ourselves before it's too late
Come to our need, hear our plea
Save ourselves before the earth bleeds
The day is dawning
The time is near
Aliens coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg
Let us have peace, let us have life
Let us escape the cruel knife
Let us have time, let the sun shine
Let us beware the deadly sign
The day is coming
Armageddon's near
Inferno's coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?
The blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
Save us from fate, save us from hate
Save ourselves before it's too late
Come to our need, hear our plea
Save ourselves before the earth bleeds
The day is dawning
The time is near
Aliens calling
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?
The blitzkrieg
The blitzkrieg
Feel the fear
In your dreams, Hearts shake
Nerves scream, Minds break
Heavens turn, Grounds crack
Prayers burn, Burn black
And it's all there inside of you
It's deadly, dark, cold!
Can you feel the explosion
Now lean back and enjoy the show!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blizkrieg BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blizkrieg BOOM!
Hope fails, Death shines
Long nails, Hell's vines
Terrors speak, Walls fall
Addictions seek, Seek it all
And it's all there inside of you
It's deadly, dark, cold!
Can you feel the explosion
Now lean back and enjoy the show!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg BOOM!
… This is the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on…
As we trigger one last bomb
Wounds bleed, Tears ride
Demons feed, Angels hide
Fathers sigh, Mothers weep
Children cry, Crying deep
And it's all there inside of you
It's deadly, dark, cold!
Can you feel the explosion
Now lean back and enjoy the show!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg BOOM!
Fuck the world with a gun and a broken blade!
[3x]
… This is the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on…
The man in the Shroud, spoke to the crowd,
And His name was hallowed...... Believer!
But now He is gone, no one to right our wrongs,
And He ain't coming back...... Deceiver!
Open your eyes, look up to the skies,
But He won't rescue us...... Dreamers!
Chorus
Long ago, or so we are told,
We were subject to a visit,
From the stars, from afar,
Came our Fathers,
And in our dawn, it didn't take long,
Here they spawned...................US!
The Man in the Black, is on the attack,
Claws flash in the night...... Devil!
To buy our souls, needs a little gold,
But we are still paying...... Sinners!
To save our bodies, we cry to God,
Is He really up in Heaven...... Watcher!
instrumental
Viking, now the time is ripe for conquest,
Viking, now it's time for you to leave,
Take your Longship way across the water,
Just one more drink before you do.
Viking, now it's time to sail to new lands,
Viking, now it's time to put to sea,
Take your Longship way across the water,
Take your Longship away from me.
Chorus
SHOUT, SHOUT, SHOUT to me, across the snow,
SING, SING, SING to me, all winter long,
Tell me tales of other lands that
I can never know
On your travels Viking, Go.
Viking, you'll be sailing on the Cruel Sea,
Viking, you'll feel lonely and so cold,
Fight with spirit on your quest of plunder,
Bring us back some amulets of gold