MacDonald, Norm Filmography

• Norm MacDonald is Trending
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Quality Balls
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Christmas
  2013, role: actor , character name: Weekend Update Anchor
• Norm MacDonald is Trending
  2013, role: producer
• The Outback
  2012, role: actor , character name: Quint
• Vampire Dog
  2012, role: actor , character name: Vampire Dog
• Vampire Dog
  2012, role: actor , character name: Fang
• Norm Macdonald: Me Doing Standup
  2011, role: producer
• Norm Macdonald: Me Doing Standup
  2011, role: writer
• Hollywood & Wine
  2011, role: actor , character name: Sid Blaustein
• Jack and Jill
  2011, role: actor , character name: Funbucket
• Norm Macdonald: Me Doing Standup
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sports Show with Norm Macdonald
  2011, role: writer
• Grown Ups
  2010, role: actor , character name: Geezer
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Weekend Update Anchor
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Burt Reynolds
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Senator Bob Dole
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Weekend Update Anchor
• Sam's Game
  2009, role: actor
• SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Lucky
• Funny People
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief
  2008, role: actor , character name: Lucky
• Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Senior Skip Day
  2008, role: actor , character name: Mr. Rigetti
• Niko - Lentäjän poika
  2008, role: actor , character name: Julius
• Match Game
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Christmas Is Here Again
  2007, role: actor , character name: Buster
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Fairly OddParents in Fairy Idol
  2006, role: actor , character name: Genie
• Dr. Dolittle 3
  2006, role: actor , character name: Lucky
• Farce of the Penguins
  2006, role: actor , character name: Join Twosomes Penguin
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - iTunes version only
• Back to Norm
  2005, role: producer
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  2005, role: actor , character name: Earl McManus
• Back to Norm
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Back to Norm
  2005, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz
  2005, role: actor , character name: David Letterman
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade
  2005, role: actor , character name: Airline Passenger
• Last Laugh '04
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #83
• A Minute with Stan Hooper
  2003, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Kattan
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell
  2002, role: actor , character name: Burt Reynolds
• People Are Dead
  2002, role: actor
• Dr. Dolittle 2
  2001, role: actor , character name: Lucky

MacDonald, Norm Filmography

• Protection
  2000, role: miscellaneous crew

Famous quotes by Norm Macdonald:

"I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser."

"Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone."

"I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals."

"I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know?"

"I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away."

"It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude."

"When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous."

"I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world."

"I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical."

"Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny."

"I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone."

"I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl."

"I think clever people think that poor people are stupid."

"I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at."